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Michaela

I said I - I - I - I want the knife.

About Me

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My Interests

NHRA all the way. . . TOP FUEL DRAG RACING, guys with hot rods, MY '66 CHEVELLE (and for all you fuckers who dig chicks for their muscle cars or hot rods....I call it MY '66 Chevelle because I WILL have one...not because I DO), guys who can work on their own cars, sci-fi horror films, COOP, SHAG, Vargas pin-ups.... ....Mark Ryden, Paul McCarthy's performance art, futuristic art, Alfonse Mucha, guys with tattoos on the side of their neck (oh, oh . .oh fuck yeah), Momma Kitty and her 3 babies, ancient cities that are now extinct, history in general.... ....early civilizations (Mesopotamia, Egypt, Troy, Greece, the Roman Empire before it became Holy)... ....hanging out with my homegirls, fighting chicks in the pit . . . or just fighting chicks WHENEVER for WHATEVER, tattoos & piercings, tattoo artists and piercers, Rachel & Michaela's Autumnal Saturnalia (look it up, dummy).... ....punk shows that fucking ROCK, drinking Daquiris (with a fucking whipped cream palm tree in it) on Venice Beach at the Sidewalk Cafe . . . (only when Bryan is there), raw meat, installation and 3-D art, weirdos and freaks (they keep life interesting), mannequins, Jack Daniels, and, umm...did I mention sleeved hotties with tattooed necks who drink Jack Daniels and are old school punk rockin' freaks????

I'd like to meet:

People who are creepy . . . or have been abducted and anally probed, anyone who has woken up in a bed of ice missing a kidney, anyone named Jethro or JimBob, people who continuously wear foil on any part of their body to keep out mind control, suicide bombers who survived, people with more than 3 legs or gills, men who shave their ENTIRE body, middle-aged altar boys in love with their priest, carnies with small hands that smell like cabbage . . . and anyone who has fucked Mr. Rogers while he was wearing his sweater-vest.

My Peeps
I have 1 friend.

Rebel Kitty

My Hot Ass Sister

Cee-Jay

Red-Headed Hottie
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R.A.W.

Mithtuh Fwoyd

Freak Show

Duuurty White Boy

Cake Boy

NancyGirl

RxCx

SlowPain

Luke Puke

Tattoo Jenn

Rock Star

Mo Fo Sho

The Jack

He's More of a Pirate Than You'll EVER Be

Daaaymn Guuurl!

Mondo Exotica

Shannon Doherty??!!

Ice Creeem!!

Speed Demon

It's Chino...yo

Can Anyone Say MANCANDY?

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Music:

....No Mercy & Suicidal, Smut Peddlers, Discharge, Snot, Seven Stitches.... .... D.R.I., Agnostic Front..... ..... ....D.I., Sick of It All, Soulfly, Butcher, Neighborhood Watch, The Beer Nuts, Descendents, Excel, Kittie, Sepultura, Cro-Mags, Strapt, Bad Religion, Slayer, Deftones, Tool, AC/DC, White Zombie/Rob Zombie, Motley Crue, Guns 'n Roses, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Motorhead.... .... The Mars Volta, Black Sabbath, Anthrax, Godsmack, Sevendust, Filter, Sublime, Bon Jovi, The Beastie Boys, Simply Jeff, dj Icey, Baby Anne, Josh Wink, Frankie Bones, Doc Martin, Omar Santana, Uberzone, Chemical Brothers, Crystal Method, dj Hardware, Rabbit In The Moon, dj Micro, dj John Kelley, Liquid Todd, dj Paul Davidson, dj Brownie, Dee-Lite, Dead or Alive.... ....Berlin, Bananarama, The Velvet Underground, Reverend Horton Heat.... ....Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra.... ....Enya, Sarah Brightman, most classical and opera music (I start to cry and I don't know why...?), Lynyrd Skynyrd, Jimi Hendrix . . .

Movies:

I LOVE ALL KINDS OF MOVIES !!!! I am a movie-watchin' freak! FUCK!!! The pressure!!! Why don't I categorize by genre instead?

SCI-FI: Dune, H.G. Welles' Time Machine, Star Wars 2-6 (two being least favorite), Contact, The Matrix, Equilibrium, Stargate, Gattaca, Logan's Run, Saturn 3, Event Horizon, Alien & Aliens, Blade Runner, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Last Starfighter, They Live, Mars Attacks, Resident Evil, Andromeda Strain, Soylent Green, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Rollerball (the original), War of the Worlds, The Day the Earth Stood Still,...

HORROR: Evil Dead, John Carpenter's The Thing, Brahm Stoker's Dracula, Blade, House of 1000 Corpses/The Devil's Rejects, Seven, The Blair Witch Project, Nightmare on Elm Street 1 and 3, Predator, Ghost Ship, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal/Red Dragon, Interview With A Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Frankenstein, Saw, The Ring, The Audition, The Sixth Sense, The Shining, Twilight Zone: The Movie, ........

FANTASY: Ladyhawke, Troy, Alexander, Excalibur, Clash of the Titans, The Fifth Element, Flash Gordon, Gladiator, Underworld, Reign In Fire, The Mummy/The Scorpion King, Lord of the Rings 1-3, Highlander, Willow, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Legend, Time Bandits, The Witches of Eastwick, Mary Poppins, Practical Magic, Something Wicked This Way Comes, .................

ANIMATED: Heavy Metal, Spike and Mike's Twisted Animation ("my anus is bleeding"!!!!), Alice In Wonderland, Cinderella, Snow White, The Aristocats, ......... SPY MOVIES: (or pretty much anything from Tom Clancy), No Way Out, The Bourne Identity, The Manchurian Candidate, All James Bond films....... NON-FICTION:9-11: In Plane Sight,....... ACTION/MARTIAL ARTS: Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Roshomon, The Killer, Training Day, The Seven Samurai , , The Terminator 1, 2, and 3, Top Gun...'cause I'm dangerous (Iceman chomps teeth)....... INDEPENDENT: Requiem For A Dream, Spun, Sid & Nancy, Once Were Warriors, Wonderland, Boogie Nights, , Chopper, Memento , , Lost Horizon, MTV's Spike Jonze Michel Gondry and Chris Cunningham Video Collections , , My Private Idaho, Monte Python's Search for the Holy Grail, Ichi the Killer, Fargo, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Fresh.......... OTHERS: Memoirs of a Geisha (fucking most AWESOME love story EVER!!!!)Amadeus,...... CHEESE: Xanadu, Titanic, Somewhere In Time, Steel Magnolias, On Golden Pond...

Television:

The ORIGINAL Twilight Zone episodes and NHRAdrag racing on the Speed Channel . . . it is the only other place, besides Cape Canaveral, where a human being can go from 0 to 330 mph in a 1/4 mile. Who needs drugs ??????

Books:

Marion Zimmer Bradley (The Mists of Avalon, The Firebrand, The Forest House), Chuck Palahniuk (Fight Club, short story:Guts), Marc Nesbitt (Gigantic), Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughterhouse Five, The Sirens of Titan, Galapagos), Thomas Harris (Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal), most of Steven King (The Shining, Pet Sematary, The Tommyknockers, Salem's Lot, The Eye of the Dragon, It, Thinner, short story: The Mist), Arthur Golden (Memoirs of a Geisha), The Hot Zone, Art Books (Mark Ryden, Coop, SHAG, Todd Schorr, Robert Williams, Krishna Art, Alfonse Mucha, Marcel Duchamp, Paul McCarthy & Bill Viola's Performance Art, 3-D and Installation Art.........), Ancient History (Egypt, Troy, Rome, Greece)............

Heroes:

Patty Hearst

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My Blog

I Almost Killed Myself Masturbating.

That's right. Sad but true. Actually...not only sad but also really scary. Rubbing one out to relieve...you know...those "everyday stresses"......just doesn't seem potentially fatal to me. But herein ...
Posted by Michaela on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 10:54:00 PST

The Art of The Rotation and Other Matters in the Management of Dick

Ahhh....sex. Sweet fornication. Temporary bliss. A plethora of varieties of penis awaits the connoisseur. However, like most precious gifts from Dionysus...fortunes showered upon us from Aphrodite...p...
Posted by Michaela on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 01:09:00 PST

Guess Where I'm Tattooed

Top 10 just downright freaky utterly disgusting truly offensive...or just plain RETARDED tattoos & places to GET'EM (I'm talkin' places on the body, dumbass..not shops).10. HAIR COMING OUT OF...
Posted by Michaela on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:52:00 PST

Travelogue of Ireland [Rated M....for mature audiences only]

Day I:  Illinnoying      Just a word of advice: avoid Chicago O'Hare airport like Herpes. The stewardesses are rude and they smell like cabbage. They don't want to help you make your flight on time; y...
Posted by Michaela on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 06:43:00 PST

Why Dildos Rock....

1.  UNLIKE MEN...dildos were created to fit any and every orifice.I even saw a dildo in the shape of a fucking A&W curly fry once.....and it was camouflage.Interesting choice...camouflag...
Posted by Michaela on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 04:23:00 PST

LAX , Road Rage, and Sea Monkeys

What is it about the airport that turns already retardeddrivers into completely unaware lobotomized skin sacks?  Is there an invisible boundary that, once crossed, creates a panic amongst th...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:54:00 PST

MIME.net : military-industrial-media-entertainment.network

Virtual 1.a.  possessed of certain physical virtues or capacities;                       effecti...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The New Power Elite and Life After Capitalism

Humans are essentially conservative creatures.In this context, there is a psychological term for a phenomenon known as cognitive dissonance which,put simply,states that we have a marked tendency to cl...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

La Société du Spectacle

But certainly for the present age, which prefers the sign to the thing signified,the copy to the original,representation to reality,appearance to the essence,       illus...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Lady Tiger

Brave and courageous, the Tiger shows no fear when faced with a challenge       and will never admit defeat.Filled with love for the unexpected,    &n...
Posted by Michaela on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST