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Laurieo-Oreo Ms. Existentialist

Pray for me..i had a checkup today i tested positive for sexy, im allergic to haters, my blood type

About Me

Time it makes you old, experience makes you wise. And it's only a fool who judges life by what he sees in other people's eyes. The decisions that you cast effect the outcome of your game the Only person who's gonna think about you is the one that's standin' in your shoes my homies...... And My Florida peeps!I'm all about havin' fun. You know, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off... Anyway, I've become kind of famous for my signature catch-phrase whammy. Like, Gene Tenace at the plate... and whammy. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and I am what some people call mentally retarded.
Before..
After....Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives? Perhaps if we never veered off course, we wouldn't fall in love, or have babies, or be who we are. After all, seasons change. So do cities. People come into your life and people go. But it's comforting to know the ones you love are always in your heart. And if you're very lucky, a plane ride away.
Accept yourself as you are. Otherwise you will never see opportunity. You will not feel free to move toward it; you will feel you are not deserving.

My Interests

Dave....For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius....

I need a beer to wash it all away without a trace And then i'll drink 23 more To wipe this stupid smile off my fucking face+++++++++++ Two people can be perfect for each other but if the timing's wrong its never going to work out. Bad timing is the reason that most normal people end up single. Weirdos and creeps are single cos they are weird and creepy but people like us are single because of bad timing.++++++++++++ GET BUSY LIVING OR GET BUSY DYING ++++++++++++

I'd like to meet:

You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot help the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer. You cannot further the brotherhood of man by encouraging class hatred. You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than you earn. You cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiative and independence. You cannot help men permanently by doing what they could and should do for themselves.+++++++++ Love is a minefield, you take a step and get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again and stupidly take another step. I guess thats human nature, it hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow-up than be single. ++++++++++ EM DOGG....Miss you woman! Bobble Heads....My Bod, candies Face, And A Bathroom. Eddie Murphy......FRESH!

Music:

WEEZER, Say Hi To Your Mom, Millencolin, Lagwagon, Bad Religion, Goldfinger, No Use For a Name, Strung Out, Me First & the Gimme Gimmes, The Get Up Kids, Jimmy Eat World, Mest, CKY, Guttermouth, Midtown, Third Eye Blind, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Sunnyday Real Estate, Journey, Cheap Trick, That Dog!, Postal Service, Rancid, Diesel Boy, Unwritten Law, Pennywise, Rise Against, The Ataris, Pulley, Mad Caddies, The Early November, Alkaline Trio, No Knife, Taking Back Sunday, Finch, Thrice, Good Riddance, Yellowcard, Saves The Day, Hawthorne Heights, Outkast, Blink, Lit, Radiohead, SOAD, Pedro The Lion, Portishead, Descendents, Supergrass, Homegrown, Beastie Boys, Dashboard Confessional, All American Rejects, Rage, etc.

Movies:

THE SCIENCE OF SLEEP
The Sandlot, The Sweetest Thing, Big Fish, Napoleon Dynamite, Kung Fu Hustle, Love Actually, Eternal Sunshine, Trainspotting, About A Boy, Princess Bride, Snatch, Zoolander, Office Space, Dumb & Dumber, Martin Lawrence You So Crazy, Girl, Blazing saddles, Spaceballs, Airplane, The Shawshank Redemption, The Breakfast Club,Moulin Rouge, A Bronx Tale, Swingers, Amelie, Happenstance, Friday, SAY ANYTHING, Love & Sex, What Dreams May Come, Goodfellas

Television:

No Thanks. unless meatwad is fucking shit up.

Books:

Atlas Shrugged & Anthem-Ayn Rand, The Little Prince-Antoine de Saint Exupéry, Jemima J-Jane Green

Heroes:

Horses Dont Bet On People And Neither Do I
I Love My Family From the start with my tongue sticking out!!

My Nephew Cayden! And My Silly Boy Milo!! And Of course....The Greatest!

My Blog

xtinas bachelorette-PICS!!!!!

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Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:12:00 PST

XTINAS WEDDING!!!! PICS

My Best Friend Christina's Wedding! Wishing her and her HUSBAND Rob (wow thats so weird to say) a happy life together, full of love and all that good mushy stuff!!  I love you both! The goofy Br...
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 10:13:00 PST

Goin Postal Premier Party PICS!

A fucking BLAST as usual....I have a few more pics, stay tuned!  And Of course to everyone involved with the making of Goin Postal-AWESOME job you guys...very funny!! Thanks of course to Matt aga...
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 04:35:00 PST

PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS

Did I Mention Pics? Pics from my birthday! Started out as a couple of us to watch a baseball game, turned into a all out wild night of fun...thanks everyone who was there.  I'll never forget bein...
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:21:00 PST

Ive Got Pictures To Prove I Was There

Yeaaahhh so youre probably wondering where them pics are.  sike. Developing.  Patience. BUT lemme just fill you in with my vacation so far.  Use your fucking imagination. ill keep this ...
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:16:00 PST

Ichi Ni San Bitches

Sushi Fun....and other adventures with Laurie OreoEnjoy Bitches...... Bumfights......laurie and Hanh......40's and alleystHE eND. FIN.  Bye Bye!              ...
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 10:28:00 PST

Bam Margera

Bam getting his star at 118 Boardshop in Hollywood! Fun Fun FUn! Signing his Star..... ...
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Relationships...

Relationships - of all kinds - are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand t...
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Marquee Bandits

When and where will they strike next!? Muahahaha!
Posted by ♠Laurieo-Oreo-Boogie-Babe♠™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST