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Shawn

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About Me

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

My Interests

The Mysteries of A Hockey Player This pretty much says it all.......... The cockiest, dirtiest, most irresponsible group of athletes in the world. Will do anything just to be able to tell his teammates a great story in the dressing room. Live the dream until they are 35 then realize they never made it. Ladies love us, guys want to be us, we are the soul of the universe. You lace up the skates, put on the gloves, strap on the helmet, and walk on to the ice and nothing else matters. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, your girl is being a bitch, or that you got a ticket on the way there...you're world is absolutely perfect for the next couple hours. Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, living on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, going top cheese, countless hours of practice, bag skates, puking, thousands of dollars, dangling d-men, end to end rushes, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packing bombs, dropping the mitts, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, the word "fuck", pick up, tape to tape sauce, let downs, miracles and most of all - the game of Hockey. Why? Why do we skate back and forth night after night? Skating so hard we throw up. Skating so hard your heart beat rings in your head, while your lungs are grasping for air. Late nights, early mornings, Friday nights, Saturday evenings, broken bones, torn muscles and deep bruises. We skate through it all. Because we live off our adrenaline, because the game frees your spirit, because the party in the locker room is second to none, because you're invincible once you step on the ice,because one shot can make you smile all night, sniping the twine, top shelf where momma keeps the peanut butter, the rattling of the boards, the feel of the puck, and skates carving into the ice is a rhythm to live by, because its possible to skate fast enough to leave all your worries behind. Sweat is the cologne of our accomplishment. Why? Why would someone push themselves so hard the uneducated pussies always ask? HOUSE LEAGUE, A, AA, AAA,JR.A, OHL, US COLLEGE, PRO...... It's never been for the fucking money, it's not for the girls, and it's not for the fame. 'The Boys' play because we fucking love it ...If you are a hockey player and you are proud to be one, let everyone know the definition of man.hockey ...oilers....football ......esks....redheads ,blondes, brunettes,,,,lol jks......woohoo...bullriding..

Music:

The Beatles Our Lady Peace Sarah Mclaughan Bob Marley Bob Dylan Fleetwood Mac Roy Orbison Tracy Chapman Red Hot Chilli Peppers Queen DJ sammy Pink Floyd The Cranberries 4 Non-Blondes CCR Oasis Goo Goo Dolls A Perfect Circle Alanis Morrisette Green Day The Doors Incubus Led Zepplin Nirvana The Offspring Nine Inch Nails Neil Young Presidents of the United States Rage against the Machine Tom Petty U2 Van Morrison Weezer red hot chilli pepers,Pantra,smashing pumpkins,Uncle kracker,Hank williams III,Sound garden,U2,CCR,GNR,50 cent,eminem,bob and jimmy Bloodhound Gang, Incubus, The Beatles, The Kinks, Pink Floyd,Our Lady Peace, Stone Temple Pilots,Janes Addiction,lame 80 's one hit wonderssrc="http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/dackota20 00/B000009QO6.jpg" THAT SEXY TATTOO'D HOTTIE!

Movies:

.....action movies .. matrix...any westerm where the indains win...lol...smoke signals...dance me outside...the outsiders...rumble fish...tex....fight club...edward norton movies...riddick..of mice and men..green mile..the fifth element...scooby doo...Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.... Secret ..... Butterfly Effect..........THE CROW ,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

trailer park boys, chappelle, Teletubbies ( kidding O.K. ) ,that 70s show,

Books:

of mice and men,outsiders,maxim,stuff
Graphics & Layouts

Heroes:


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My Blog

hey fuckers

i am back  after a long  break..... missed ya all ........ life is lookin good ..... off work till my birthday jan 2 ,   abit scared of startin my own framing company but i think i...
Posted by Shawn on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:34:00 PST

i miss you sooo much

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Posted by Shawn on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 12:54:00 PST

In responce to La Loon....mad luvs for ya girl!

So many stories of where I've beenAnd how I got to where I amBut these stories don't mean anythingWhen you've got no one to tell them to all of my friends who think that I'm blessedThey don't know my ...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 06:12:00 PST

BEAM ME UP PLEASE!

To whom it may concern:If there are such things as aliens or extraterrestrials or UFOs or whatnot, I am more than willing to be abducted, even if my memories are erased.I'm bored with life. Being abdu...
Posted by Shawn on Wed, 30 May 2007 04:09:00 PST

and for the ladys!

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Posted by Shawn on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:46:00 PST

Friends dont let friends become myspace junkies!

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Posted by Shawn on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:09:00 PST

criteria to be met

making requirements for new freinds on myspace 1. good looking- lol 2. good personality 3. good with children 4. open minded 5. understanding 6. not crazy- and yes there will  be  psy...
Posted by Shawn on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:54:00 PST

i loved her and got my heart brokin but

in the end, the only thing is to have faith that the next person that you think is worthy of such a gift, you, your time, your energy, IS worth it. and the realisation that the internet brings alon...
Posted by Shawn on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 04:01:00 PST

To whom it may concern

If the position is such that neither player can manoeuvre, the game is drawn.No take backs, sorry's or time outs. This immediately ends the game and saves the need for hedging, equivocation ...
Posted by Shawn on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:11:00 PST

man laws.....

man laws.......1. a man shall never knowingly order a drink served with decorative elememts.2.highlights are sports clips, not somehting you do to your hair.3.no matter how long the trip, a man's suit...
Posted by Shawn on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:53:00 PST