anything and everything not involving sharks....I like puppies, mozart, the beach, beaches, norman rockwell, potato skins from UNO's, flip flops, wine, beer, not going to jail, deers (which is funny because its plural), squirrels, did I say potato skins yet?, pepsi, money, scotch tape, I like girls, nerds, nerdy girls, movies, afghans, calculators, the store Staples, miami vice, the Red Dragon (my car), paper football, real football, the military, guns, violence (not domestic violence), car accidents, insurance paper work, naked old people, hand sanitizer, automatic paper dispensers, real world monopoly, dice, atlantic city, my cell phone, people on their cell phones while dining, dui's, her majesty, GORILLAZ, gorillas, monkeys, t-bone steaks, strong ice tea, depression, great depressions, stalkers, cigs, swimming pools, and again squirrels ...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Irving
Birthday: 04-04-82
Birthplace: Langley Airforce Base, Va
Current Location: Chester, Va
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11 I guess
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: too difficult to explain....I'm a mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: my dancin shoes
Your Weakness: sharks
Your Fears: sharks, I hate sharks..
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza with pickles...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get pregnant
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: OMFG, I'm just kidding I dont use that...thats just wrong
Thoughts First Waking Up: huh, what?...where am I..
Your Best Physical Feature: my fingernail...(not plural)
Your Bedtime: 9:00 PM...hey I'm gettin old
Your Most Missed Memory: my slut whore ex girlfiend...now those were some good times..mmmm
Pepsi or Coke: river water
McDonalds or Burger King: Hardees
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea
Do you Smoke: I quit...no really I did quit...
Do you Swear: only in the mornings..and on tuesdays..
Do you Sing: only if I'm drunk...
Do you Shower Daily: twice a week is all I can afford...of course I shower everyday...
Have you Been in Love: yes...twice..mmmm
Do you want to go to College: YES
Do you want to get Married: YES...I'm gettin tired of answering these questions
Do you belive in yourself: no, but (ahem)..whats funny is that belive..its actually spelled believe.. I mean I'm just pointing that out, thats all...no really dont get pissed, I was only showing you...sorry geez...
Do you get Motion Sickness: NO
Do you think you are Attractive: YES I DO
Are you a Health Freak: NO I'll probably die somewhere around 32 or so
Do you get along with your Parents: YES now that I dont live with them anymore..
Do you like Thunderstorms: OH HELLLS YEAH
Do you play an Instrument: OH HELLLS NO..a little guitar..only when I'm tryin to get lucky..
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES I HAVE
In the past month have you Smoked: YEP
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NOPE
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sadly...No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NOOOOOO
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ugh gross
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes ma'am
In the past month have you been on Stage: Negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ALMOST..funny story actually..see this chick she was like.....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: your heart...yeah sorry thats lame..
Ever been Drunk: OH YEAH...TOO many times to recall
Ever been called a Tease: Once by grandma...kidding, thats sick..
Ever been Beaten up: YEAH on my birthday too.
Ever Shoplifted: No....surprisingly I actually obey petty laws..
How do you want to Die: not by fire or by shark attack...I've always seen myself dying at the altar or somewhere strange like that...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a firefighter...no wait...a manager of a hotel...no..hm a coal miner, yeah thats it
What country would you most like to Visit: VENEZUELA ALLLLLL THE WAY BABY...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: green..kidding, brunette or dark brown anything dark..
Short or Long Hair: short..short is HOTTTT...wowza
Height: 5'6
Weight: approximately 130lbs or so
Best Clothing Style: preppy b
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero, nada, none
Number of CDs I own: I dont know, quit asking dumb questions...
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: One!!...actually its fake, sorry...peel off
Number of things in my Past I Regret: almost every ex girlfriend....and hmm basically everything..
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I'd like to meet:
Someone as rad as me...oh and by the way if you have a "go here to view more of my risque photos" or.... "go here to view my personal site" and thats followed by a webpage link is bold blue font...well...its a good chance that I wont accept your friend request...
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Music:
Band of Horses, Band of Horses...and the uh Band of Horses.. Elbow, The Shins, the killers, snow patrol, arcade fire, bloodhound gang keane, wilco, iron and wine, beck, sufjan stevens, neutral milk hotel, the wrens, zero7, Gorillaz, american music club, bright eyes, postal service, animal collective, sigur ros, godspeed you black emperor, ben kweller, modest mouse, the cure, interpol, damien rice, death cab for cutie, the gaskets, radiohead, the thrills, the trashcan sinatras, Tom Petty, badly drawn boy, blood brothers, broken social scene, calexio, calla, cousteau, depeche mode, eels, elliot smith, elvis costello, nada surf, psychedelic furs, sonic youth, Ryan Adams, bloodhound gang (yeah I know, my mom hates them too), the dears, did I say muse yet? no, thursday, yeah yeah yeahs, and the most awesome The Band of Horses!!!!! UCK YEAH (I dont cuss)........ the list goes on and on and I'm tired and sober...a bad combination....
WARNING BAD WORDS IN THIS VIDEO....ALOT OF BAD WORDS...IF IT OFFENDS YOU....WELL FRANKLY I DONT REALLY CARE IF IT OFFENDS YOU...ITS TOO FUNNY ....
Movies:
another one of those unanswerable questions....the list goes on and on blah blah blah....The Notebook (I wanna be Noah), The Phantom of the Opera, Donnie Darko, Elizabethtown, Vanilla Sky, Bubba Ho-Tep, Fight Club, Clockwork Orange, the Girl Next Door, Napoleon Dynamite, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Boondock Saints, Magnolia, Adaptation, Basic, Constantine (if you didnt like Constantine, you can just leave) Bowling For Columbine, The Doors, Jackass the Movie, Scarface, Carlitos Way, Good Fellas, Blow, The Day After, Anal Aliens 2 (kidding...my friends know what I'm talkin about...right Pete?)....a lot of indie stuff......... also depends on how much I've had to drink and which mood I'm in......
Television:
family guy, jeff corwin, simpsons, futurama, most adult swim stuff except the anime stuff... i do watch adult stuff too, yeah like cooking shows, and i simply adore my soaps......
Books:
The Things They Carried, 1984, Farenheit 451, Going after Cacciato, Dead Hand, The Oath, AMERICA - jon stewart, HARRY POTTER BLOWS (kidding, I havent even attempted to read any of the books yet), Any book written by Richard Marcinko, any screenplay I can get my negroid hands on.... my check book........thats about it.
Heroes:
Tom Selleck from his Magnum PI days...actually no maybe not....I could say my other favorite comedian, Mitch Hedberg, but thinking about it now he died of drugs.....You got me..... I have no hero....no wait I got one, I got one....You know who my hero is?...(and then you say "who?")...(and I say, with exclamation) "deez nuts!"...haha you fell for the oldest trick in the book.......
