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Stu Mesh

I am here for Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Despite being the editor of the newly relaunched Penthouse UK and harbouring countless admirers of the beautifully-breasted, mildly psychotic variety, I am to normality what Sara Lee is to chocolate gateaux. Saying that, I did have my profile snap done in the Grouch Club with Howard Marks, so who am I kidding. Ah, the joy...Tally-ho.

My Interests

My mag. My mate's mag. Mags in general. And the usual bits and bobs. Necrophilia etc

I'd like to meet:

People who spell things correctly. And old pals. And people who give away free booze. And holidays.

Music:

Happy Mondays, Electronica, the sound of Noel Edmonds choking on a chicken bone. My girlfriend, Holly, laughing. All music to my ears.

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Flash Gordon, The Departed, Mostly Bill Murray stuff really. And Nicholson. Fookin genius.

Television:

Everything except Little Britain and f**king Deal or no Deal. The "power 5". Jeez.

Books:

Bukowski, Roy of the Rovers, Perfume (cheers Tone!). Am reading Tolstoy now, don't know how long it will last.

Heroes:

John Barnes, Cruyff, Bill Murray, Jack Nicholson, Adi Dassler, Roald Dahl