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Butt Goblin!

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Ok goons here's the deal, this applies to all you little bandies too, if I don't know you, or you know I don't know you but I know other people that know you... send me a lil message first... otherwise, fuck you. i don't care about you. :)
good day.

YARRRRRG! the Hubert Cumberdale is seabound!

THE BEGINNING OF MY SWASHBUCKLING ARMY
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

I adopted a cute lil' viking fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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My Interests

Welll... I like a lot of stuff... random stuff.... basically anything I can get hurt doing, snowboarding, skating, surfing, jumping off of high things, driving really fast, running around like a goon, it's all great. I'm also kind of addicted to piercing and inking. But there are a couple things I do hate... stupid people, icky tongue (long story), and red meat. i'm not gonna lie, i'm just a hypocrite. i really do like cuddling, but only if you're a lucky one, and you're worthy enough for me to spend my time cuddling with you.

I am Frylock from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

Take the quiz: "What Orgasm Are You? ( with pics )"

Excellent Orgasm
Damn that feels good! Your orgasms make yur legs shaky and make you want more!!

Which VW Are You?
by Auto Glass Across America

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet people who don't drive like d-bags. I know most of you who read this are prolly like wtf?? you drive like a d-bag! but nooo my little stinky friends, i drive like an CRAFTY d-bag. Biiiig difference.

Music:



You're Davey! You're the quiet one, the one more
in control. You're not as wild and unruly as
the rest of your friends, but you know how to
have a good time. You'll always be there
beside your mates though...except when a hot
chick is involved.

What Romper Stomper Character Are You?
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Movies:

CREEPY??? I THINK SO.

You Are From Mars
You're energetic, althletic, and totally hyperactive.
You love playing sports and being in the middle of all of the action.
You're independent, corageous, and brave. Unafraid to do things your way.
Mars can be reckless, quick tempered, and a little too spontaneous.
So think before you act - and resist your natural urges to dominate others. What Planet Are You From?

Books:

MADNESS FOR THE MASSES
Morgan and I have decided we're going to write a book of our crazy little yoda-like proverbs. They all pertain to real life situations that are usually hard to analyze or describe using conventional words, so we find other methods. Welcome to our demented world.
- Liking a guy is like having a cricket in your house. It won't kill you or anything, it's just an annoying concept that's in the back of your head no matter where you go or what you do. The problem is, you don't want to kill it because it's kind of cute.
- I'm all in with AK... do you call? AK is a sweet hand, but you're still gambling. Even if you play your cards right and go in with an AA, which is an even better bet, but you can still get wiped at the end. Love is always a gamble, no matter what cards you play.
- Life is sitting under a tree, trying to decide which branches to climb.
- No no no, even better. You're sitting in the middle of a river on a big rock(the water's too cold to swim in). The rock is slowly sinking and your only way off is to pick between two rickety bridges that look like they'll crumble at any second. You have know way of knowing what's on the opposite end. Do you go back the way you came and be stuck right where you started, or do you take the chance? You have to pick a side eventhough you know either could collapse.
- Sometimes you need to have your current situation read to you, like your favorite bed time story. It makes so much more sense hearing it out loud.
- Shoosh, don't tell, but life has a hidden option, like cheat codes. It's called running away. You don't get any better at the game but you can still go on with the levels.
- Pickles are only good for eating.
If you have any others that you want to toss on here... drop me a line.

My Blog

Back from the dead

I can't believe it's already October!! This past year has been crazy, yet uneventful in a weird twisted way. Still sick with the same shyte that i wrote about in my last blog, and the doctors have noo...
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:25:00 PST

Bull honky

Wowzers... I haven't done this in a while. I've kinda fell out of the myspace cool kids club. Basically for all of you goons out there who haven't heard, I've been dying for the past month. Hospi...
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 03:35:00 PST

I HATE IHOP!!!!

IHOP is officially the devil. It should be called the International House of Puke. I spent my entire Saturday puking my guts out from their goddamn chicken fajita omlet. I don't think I...
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:54:00 PST

For all you crusty swabbies who would like to sing along...

THE ANTHEM OF THE HUBERT CUMBERDALE "Seven Deadly Sins"Sail away where no ball and chainCan keep us from the roarin' wavesTogether undivided but forever we'll be freeSo sail away aboard our rigThe moo...
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 12:35:00 PST

wowwwww

i'm a wee bit amazed. i've found my freak with balls of steel who's willing to take me on... if you read my manicky ragey blog from before (the one about ripping the legs off crickets.....
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:34:00 PST

hmm...this one's a thinker

if somebody tells you that they're in love with you when they're drunk.... does it still count?
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 03:12:00 PST

come here, kiss me, now.

shiiiit. once again, i've reaffirmed the fact that i'm an evil, immoral person. but i fucking love it. that's all. good day.
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:54:00 PST

most people try not to disappear...but not me.

I never realized how nice it was to just disappear. I tried it for a day/night and it was glorious... besides turning the phone back on to find 10 angry messages from your crackish mother hunting...
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 10:23:00 PST

H20 Madnesssssss

Duckfoot. New word to be added to your vocabulary. If you want to know what it means, you can ask. I won't bore the rest of you who really don't give a shit about the story. Let's move on. ...
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:18:00 PST

the calm after the storm...

Yeeeah the hostile jenny definitely came out for the past couple weeks, but i think i'm done. being hateful and angry all the time is no good, i think i was starting to get a perma-frown, and nobody w...
Posted by Butt Goblin! on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 10:23:00 PST