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Jason

I'll rip off your balls and shove em up your ass so the next time you shit you shit on your balls.

About Me

Hi,I am an easy going, open-minded guy. I am always seeking ways to grow in my humanity.I am a California native. I was born in La Mesa, California, spent the first eight years of my life in Mira Mesa, then moved to Rancho Santa Fe. School was a nightmare for me. I am a geek, a nerd, a dork, whatever, and failed to fit in--granted I prefered it that way; I didn't want to fit in. I escaped the overtly materialistic realm of Southern California for the illusory immaterialistic domain that is Santa Cruz. Lived for nearly ten years in San Francisco where I completed my training.I live now in San Jose under the constant surveillance of ninjas and demons.I have a cat and some fish.I live with my beautiful girlfriend Xyzzy.One day, I will return from the mountain, and with me I will bring fire.
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 90% The Flash 85% Spider-Man 75% Hulk 70% Robin 65% Superman 60% Wonder Woman 57% Catwoman 55% Supergirl 52% Iron Man 50% Batman 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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My Interests

Life

I'd like to meet:

Cormac McCarthy

Music:

Water

Movies:

Evil Dead II, Star Wars and Empire, the Toy Stories, The Lord of the Rings has been mind blowing, The Samurai trilogy, Memento....

Television:

Hell's Kitchen; UFC; The Ultimate Fighter; House...sometimes; anime

Books:

Blood Meridian, Border Trilogy, The Outer Dark, Look Homeward Angel, The Wasp Factory, The Lord of the Rings, The Book of Five Rings

Heroes:

Gandalf

My Blog

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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched sea beams glitter in the darkness at Tan Hauser Gate ..." Bladerunner was on earlier. It to...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

labor...

Finished my frickin' first novel.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

animals...

The Convention was way too crowded to really enjoy.  I had my cousin with me and he is hopeless; I don't know what to say.  He was obviously bored and uninterested.  I kept wondering ho...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

signals

What the fuck is wrong with the idiots that drive these days? It's weird, but I think that they are all part of a conspiracy or some massive scientific experiment. Let's see, some of the things that...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stupor

I am a lush. I can't spell for a goddamn, and I keep thinking that Hemingway hates me for using complex sentences.... Was that complex? I was out with my friend tonight. Ber? Ber are you th...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

time

Okay, I admit, the majority of my journal entries have been entitled with a single word and the fact that for the past few entries I have been doing it on purpose is a bit cheesy. I suck and am a wan...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

clones

what the fuck is wrong with all of the people on this web-site? Half of them think that they are models or something, and surprisingly they are in various "model" groups. Jesus what a digital camera...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

patterns

I have noticed an alarming pattern on the times and dates that I have been posting my journal entries, so I thought that I would post this one to break things up.
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

insanity

How do I deal with the madmen around me? I have my solace in my relationship with my girlfriend, yet it isn't humanly possible, nor very healthy, to spend all of my time with her. I have to go to wo...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blood and guts

I'm sick of it all and want nothing more than to see it all go up in a pall of smoke. Can you believe those backwards assed Russians are banning Halloween in their schools? Has the notion of having ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST