I do an awful lot of jogging. I can't seem to help myself. I'm also a television buff, so as you might imagine, many's the time I've run vainly in place during repeats of "Charles in Charge."
Our Lord Jesus Christ.
No, wait. Paul Bunyan.
The two Davids (Bowie and Byrne), Skinny Puppy, Gary Numan, Peter Gabriel, Ministry, E. Neubauten, The Tear Garden, Talking Heads, Soft Cell, Oingo Boingo, Devo (are we not men?!), Living Colour, Radiohead, RevCo, Julee Cruise, Scott Walker, old NIN, new Anthrax and anything sung by Mike Patton.
The Elephant Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, if..., O Lucky Man!, Suspiria, Deep Red, Breaker Morant, The Life Aquatic, Blue Velvet, Kafka, Fletch (sorry) and most anything directed by Sergio Leone or Francois Truffaut.
Doctor Who, Twin Peaks, Lost, Buffy, Angel, Millennium, Dexter, Alias, House M.D., Freaks and Geeks, Mr. Show, Have Gun - Will Travel, The Equalizer, Family Guy, Profit, Columbo, The Young Ones, The Colbert Report, Max Headroom, Red Dwarf, The Kids in the Hall, Seinfeld, Becker, South Park, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Coupling, Noein, Berserk, MST3K and that sappy piano music over the closing credits of every Incredible Hulk.
Douglas Adams's "Hitchhiker" books, the two Ryes (Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye" and Bukowski's "Ham on Rye"), O'Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces," Plath's "The Bell Jar," Robbins's "Fierce Invalids Home from Hot Climates," Fischer's "The Thought Gang," Gates's "Jernigan," Franzen's "The Corrections," and most anything by Clive Barker, Vladimir Nabokov, Stephen Gallagher, Kurt Vonnegut, Joyce Carol Oates, Raymond Chandler, Harlan Ellison, Arthur Clarke, Frederik Pohl, David Sedaris, E.E. Cummings, Tom Stoppard and Wee Willie Shakespeare.
"....just for one day...."