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the cool jeni

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About Me

I live at humboldt and in puerto rico. icy hot! It's like i'm constantly being given a therapeutic and healing massage by life. Actually, puerto rico sucks a little... the only things i like about puerto rico are the warm, crystal clear beaches, and the rainforest... and the really old city there with cobble stone streets and stone forts... but it's not that special once you get past the cool stuff you see during the sight seeing period when you have to live a normal life there. California though is always cool in my eyes, i love it here...

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My Interests

adaguy ridigeelidigee ladagike smodogokidiging lotogots odogov herdergerbs!

I'd like to meet:

All people who have the title "president" and kick them in their respective genitals ever so softly of course since anondah is a president i have to be gentle....

Music:

music huh? i guess it's alright...

Movies:

drop dead fred, the brave little toaster, like water for chocolate, madam X, my fair lady, yellow submarine, the point (really it rocks.. narrarated by richard starky himself), harold and mod, i like the woodstock video as long as i can fastforward through jefferson airplane and their drug induced highjinks....

Television:

i liked pete & pete, my so called life, and daria.... but considering that america got all stupid(correction i mean STUPIDER... yes i said it. don't correct my grammatical errors. I CHOOSE TO EXPERIENCE LANGUAGE OUTSIDE OF THE NORMAL SOCIETALLY IMPOSED CONSTRAINTS UPON WHICH OUR CAPITALIST WHITE PATRIARCHY IS FOUNDED)

Books:

when rabbit howls, children of cain, the stranger, confessions of an economic hitman, bartleby the scrivener

Heroes:

napoleon, malintzin, motecuzoma, tecun uman, it's all about the old school shorties (literally short people are awesome)

My Blog

4 mari

jennifer --[noun]: An alien...
Posted by the cool jeni on Fri, 30 May 2008 12:30:00 PST

this is my bibliography!

Jennifer Martinez Psych 311 Bibliography Coffman, S. (2008). clubs can help seniors fend off depression. Club Industry's Fitness Business Pro, 24(3), 54. Retrieved Apr. 24, from http://vnweb.hwwilso...
Posted by the cool jeni on Mon, 05 May 2008 10:09:00 PST

i got the mind to slap the shit out of those mother fuckin bitches....

with the back of my hand... the back of my hand you hear me?Bank Of Fascist Amerika can suck my fucking vagfuck those mother fuckers.... i fucking hate bank of america! and you know what? i'm going to...
Posted by the cool jeni on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:32:00 PST

gloria patri et filio et spiritui sancto

Laudate Dominum omnes gentes;Laudate eum, omnes populi.Quoniam confirmata estSuper nos misericordia ejus,Et veritas Domini manet in aeternum.Gloria Patri et Filio et Spiritui Sancto.Sicut erat in prin...
Posted by the cool jeni on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 12:25:00 PST

don’t cry over spilt milk

i'm glad now. i see the awesomeness in having friends we who were really never actually your friends at all. because when they go crazy and loose themselves in their own web of self righteousness it's...
Posted by the cool jeni on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 06:55:00 PST

iiiiiiiiiiiif your name begins with er and it ends with ik well you’re probably just

a fucking dick
Posted by the cool jeni on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 08:29:00 PST

cryin on my shoes and grabbin my dick

i really just can't keep the bitches off deez nuts....  woe is me and my poor chaffed junks...  
Posted by the cool jeni on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST

le’ grrr

this damn kid and his dolla dolla bills.... stop acrewing more and more money! i could pay my rent like all year on that shit. rawr! i could fund countless pint night for countless lovely ladies... or...
Posted by the cool jeni on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 01:23:00 PST

so.... tonsillectomy... we meet at last

I dont want to.... i feel like falling on the ground like a little kid and kicking and screaming. It's more like that is definitely not the answer i wanted to how can i stop getting sick all the time....
Posted by the cool jeni on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:07:00 PST

BITCH! i.. i... i LOVE YOU!!!

uh huh... that's right bitch
Posted by the cool jeni on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:19:00 PST