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thebonemachine

About Me



“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy.” -Jack Handy

My Interests

music. writing. drawing. painting. animal rights. people who don't follow. thrift stores. coloring books. gum. the paranormal. sarcasm. cuddling. coffee. tea. beer. deep conversations or silly banter, but nothing in-between. sunshine. old souls. natalie portman. road trips. other countries. the joy of food. the power of love. all things sexy.

I'd like to meet:

this guy:

Music:

Fiona Apple. Beck. The Shins. Bright Eyes. Ryan Adams. Iron and Wine. Black Crowes. Cat Power. Counting Crows. Bloc Party. Anything Jon Creates. Muse. Arcade Fire. M. Ward. Aesop Rock. Jenny Lewis with the Watson Twins. Zero 7. Stars. Eels. Feist. Pixies. R.E.M. Jeff Buckley. Bonnie Prince Billy. Nine Inch Nails. Vision of Disorder. Spoon. Rise Against. Against Me! Elliott Smith. Neko Case. Damien Rice. Radiohead. Sia. Tom Waits. Elvis Costello. Broken Social Scene. Rufus Wainwright. Emiliana Torrini. Sufjan Stevens. Nick Drake. Badly Drawn Boy. Elysian Fields. Melody Gardot. The Clash. Nirvana. Soul Coughing. Tool. Deftones. Tori Amos. Mike Doughty. Peaches. Ben Folds Five. They Might Be Giants. Ted Leo and the Pharmacists. Pearl Jam. Ani Difranco. Jesca Hoop. Beatles. John Lennon. Blues Traveler. Indigo Girls. Bob Marley. Bob Dylan. Otis Redding. Sam Cooke. 70's funk and soul. 80's pop. 80's rock makes me puke.

Movies:

Sicko. Igby Goes Down. Tarnation. American Movie. Bubba Ho-Tep. Dirty Filthy Love. Great Expectations. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Suspiria. Pans Labyrinth. Legends of the Fall. Magnolia. High Fidelity. The Aristocrats. Black Snake Moan. I Heart Huckabees. Star Wars. Indiana Jones. Secretary. The Royal Tenenbaums. Jesus' Son. Adaptation. Dancer in the Dark. Requiem for a Dream. Lord of the Rings. My Own Private Idaho. The Singing Detective. Hedwig and the Angry Inch. Say Anything. Pride and Prejudice. Northfork. Almost Famous. Sexy Beast. In America. Harvey. North by Northwest. Pumpkin. Dogville. Being John Malkovich. The Big Lebowski. The Godfather. The Boondock Saints. The Princess Bride. Interview with the Vampire. Evil Dead Trilogy. Any Disney movie. Any Documentaries.

Television:

PBS. AB FAB. LOST. Family Guy. Arrested Development. The Sopranos. The Sarah Silverman Program. Coupling (uk). It's Always Sunny in Philly. Roseanne. The L Word. Freaks and Geeks. The Daily Show. The Cosby Show.

Books:

Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy. Great Expectations. Haunted. Diary. Choke. On the Road. Catcher in the Rye. Franny and Zooey. Nine Stories. Anna Karenina. The Rum Diary. One Houndred Years of Solitude. Wrinkle in Time. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings. The short story A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings. Poetry by: Plath, Kerouac, Angelou, Shakespeare, Poe, Blake...

My Blog

oh, fiona

 a clip from the iconoclasts episode with quentin and fiona.plus some of my other favorite fiona stuff... ...
Posted by e m i l y . on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

The Meaning of Liff

The Meaning of Liff By Douglas Adams and John Lloyd In Life*, there are many hundreds of common experiences, feelings, situations and even objects which we all know and recognize, but for which no ...
Posted by e m i l y . on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:41:00 PST

word.

Isn't man an amazing animal? He kills wildlife - birds, kangaroos, deer, all kinds of cats, coyotes, beavers, groundhogs, mice, foxes and dingoes - by the million in order to protect his domestic ani...
Posted by e m i l y . on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:13:00 PST

mr. palahniuk says...

"More and more, it feels like I'm doing a really bad impersonation of myself""You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple y...
Posted by e m i l y . on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST

Tennessee anyone?

('cause I'll be there) '06 Bonnaroo lineup: Radiohead Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers Phil Lesh & Friends Beck Elvis Costello & the Imposters Bonnie Raitt Death Cab for Cutie moe. Brig...
Posted by e m i l y . on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:51:00 PST