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Every Man and Woman Who Puts Their Life on the Line to Protect Mine!!!!
MyHotComments / HotFreeLayoutsFor the few of you who missed him, R. Lee Ermey is the host of The
History Channel's "Mail Call" and played the Drill Instructor in themovie, "Full Metal Jacket." He is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and
a very plain speaker, as you will soon read.So, for your entertainment, here is Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R.
Lee Ermey at his first press conference. The main topic of discussion is the Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up as
the reporter asks about how this potential war crime will affect our
image in the world:Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"Reporter 1: "Well I think...."Ermey: "THINK, Fancy boy?! Get this through that septic tank on top of
your shoulders, moron: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT, SHITHEAD; SO GET
YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
PERSONAL PIN CUSHION!!!Next question: You in the blue suit."Reporter 2: Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
is important?Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
worrying about what some goddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days Ihave had to weep because some shit eating terrorist fucker might be mad
at us, because we went into whatever god forsaken hole in the shit thathe lives in and killed him.WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU PETER-PUFFING
JACKASS?? WE ARE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND WHEN YOU ATTACK US,
WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING CAMEL-LICKING
CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR SORRY ASS IN A
THIMBLE!!YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING. YOU ARE PROBABLY AFRAID, THINKING
THAT I HAVE SUCH AN "EXTREME" ATTITUDE AND THAT I NEED TO BE MORESENSITIVE" TO OTHER PEOPLE'S FEELINGS. WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING
YOU POLE-SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE
THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THAT, THEN YOU
SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING
SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!Next question: YOU WITH THE UGLY-ASSED TIE. LOOK AT THAT THING! IT IS HIDEOUS."Reporter: 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES, WHILE BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!!
WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SHIT-SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS
THE LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU
HAVE THE UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY-MORNING
QUARTERBACK THE ACTIONS OF A BRAVE MARINE, WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND
HIS UNIT FROM AN ATTACK BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT, NUMBNUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, ORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES
DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I
AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN-SHIT PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH
TERRORISTS AND WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS-ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"Reporter: 3: "I..."Ermey: "DID YOU HAVE A BIG BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING,NUMBNUTS? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRY-HOLE
IN THAT SHIT-PILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF
YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I
SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY
SHOELACES!!!!"My Mom and Sisters, they are the strongest and hard working woman ever!!!
(You know this is true they haven't killed me yet!)
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