About Me

eYuuuPppp, It's Wee- WilleH- WinKehhh

"Bugger", I said eloquently
5 ft 6
green eyes
broken nose
vitiligo
teratogenesis I have the plough (pointers, mizar) constellation on my face.
I can be a real obnoxious tit at times. I think I'm funny, pissing people off with unjust arguments I can't back up, shitting all over your uninformed views with more bias and blather from a big-mouthed nobody, acting every bit of the bloke I'm not- hating women- and changing status like the wind. I'll never really mean anything and bob around on bits of joke unless what I state is so highly cloaked in cipher than only the most perplexingly perfect of pompous people can unravel it; it's horseplay, anyone can do it if I'm honest, but nobody wanted for the challenge bar him. I find myself insisting that I create petty drama in my life as soon as everything meets a happy closure.
I'm often seen prioritising the insignificant over what should rightly come first; heard bleating that 'jumping through hoops' is for fucking morons and always thinking that I can do it better, in my own special way.
I'm reaching the end of my sessions and honestly don't know where to go from here. I'll cling and cry that they've done no good, clearly evident from the behaviour exhibited. I get a kick out of coming across an arrogant fuck, pushing a faux personality for people to judge rather than them ever having the chance to physically. I'm self-confident, but physically coy. Don't ever ask me my age.

Cor, wharra looka- I'll 'av summa that

Disclaimer:
Folk on my 'Friends' are a medley of people I know, like and admire; if you have noticed that you're 1/1,674 contact down, and eventually- after days of digging deep into that acquaintance database of yours- found it to be me, try not to speak too much shit on the matter. We probably only spoke once, if that, and your band were shite anyway. Thanks for the repeated adds Madonna, Lucy, SunsetDre.., KickBox.., Fear Garden, Eliza Lumley, Crescent.., Sunshiner.., SlyMrFox, The Magda.., Johnny, Kelly Hal.., and other folk, but I really have no idea who you are. Call me a traditional old fart if you will, but there's always one of those 'Message me' options..

My Interests

Food , garlic, cooking, eating, making, Dad's cooking, fish/seafoods, Choco Leibniz biscuits, Comedy , family things, Writing , language, learning, Music , basing trips around events.

I'd like to meet:

Message 41: Mark
I had such a huge shit :)
23:10 9-MAY-07

Dead on your desk;
your profile song sounds like a T-mobile advert
and you posed your photos for the Internet.
Everybody wants you in their top eight- a top four, or 16, if we're being skatty.

I can see you're a fine looking 94yr old
an inspiration to us all.

"Tittle":'tickle', "treatll":'treacle', "cottle":'cockle', "tettle":'kettle'

Music:

Jeff

Buckley
Oceansize
Prince Igor opera: Dance of the Polovtsian Maidens & Polovtsian Dances[05:50-07:40]

My parents aurally tortured my sisters and I along lengthy car journeys, a wishywashy paste of Donna Summer, Mike and the Mechanics, The Eurythmics, Enya, Bon Jovi, ELP and Led Zeppelin (the latter of which wasn't such a hard endurance afterall) bathing our soft, impressionable cochleas with musical DOOM.I like a wide selection of music from the mainstream, the usual, the obscure and the unknown. Take recommendations, seek out music and go to as many live music events humanly possible.

Movies:

TLoG Christmas Special, Pan's Labyrinth, Dead Man's Shoes, A Room for Romeo Brass, Calendar Girls, Me and You and Everyone We Know, My Summer of Love, Little Miss Sunshine, The Science of Sleep, Brick
+
pretty much anything featuring so much as a sniff from Paddy Considine.

Television:

Bottom, Black Books, TLoG, Spaced, StepToe+Son, Russell Howard, Fiona Bruce, PeepShow, Nevermindthebuzzcocks, Mock the Week + many all-time popular British comedies of the â€˜90s

Books:

Yet to be judged, rated or dated for the books I hoard, read, rip, beg and borrow.

Heroes:

Favoured comedians, artists friends and family who seem somewhat heroic at times.

My Blog

Consigned to the bin of iniquity:

..such phrases as "Yummy Mummy", "Naughty but Nice", and the all too familiar nuisance, 'Tizwas'.I often wonder if my intolerance to the Nation, that heightened frustration which festered wi...
Posted by abeille on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:31:00 PST

Taxonomy of the Orchid dottyback: "Oh look, Love- the neighbours have new blinds"..

"Curtain Twitchers": we, as a Nation, are great at this; we are nosey, we are domestically impudent, we are- above all- socially inept. As soon as a situation arises, that social confrontati...
Posted by abeille on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 02:23:00 PST

..and all that crap from the Naughties

An annual occurrence; I get left alone for the latter week of Easter while my parents shy back into Northern Welsh retreat. Breathing space, perhaps. Reflection, maybe... or just a bit of a break.Big ...
Posted by abeille on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:10:00 PST

"FUL01%", and other temporary measures..

.....Allur, salaam, and other greetings...Ahh, Easter weekend;the time of all times to bring us chocolate eggs, the first of the year's garden booze-ups, unrequited plans and yet more profit...
Posted by abeille on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 03:38:00 PST

Potency and Flavour

You work quietly; I just wish you'd labour silence for meI had been thinking on the irreversible past a lot recently- pretty much most of March before last night, really- but in one of...
Posted by abeille on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

..my John Le Carré-reading husband, pulling in his stomach..

Dios mi, I'm becoming increasingly wary- even of myself;am starting to frequent the old moan bucket when it comes to work matters, often boring friends who have their own tedium to grumble over. I'm e...
Posted by abeille on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 03:53:00 PST

Seigneurie darse

The week's been a good'un, tots:For the former, a little mirror on the all-time popular BBC reality programme, ChangingRooms, my transformation in just one weekend from the prior bullshit of Bob Geldo...
Posted by abeille on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 03:08:00 PST

Miss. Portly- well looking- bares notification: It's an on-going out-going expanse

Pass the pot, Dot. Is it hot, Dot? Pass the jam, Jim- Jam, Jim, jam! Rant-o-rama: and why nothing you do is ever good enough. .. More pretentious, snappy statements to hook myself a mate...
Posted by abeille on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:56:00 PST

I'll let it out in 20 year..

My dear fiend, Technology;You appear to have maimed my life as current: socially, academically, domestically, and constantly (perhaps irreversibly?).An instance which has made my rage blossom more so ...
Posted by abeille on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 11:11:00 PST

Civilisation of the dung beetle

That lazy corner-cutting bitch who takes her little 'Emily-Mae-Louise-Poppy' and 'Thomas-Edward-Henry' children 200yards down the flagstone drive to school in the new five-door Vauxhall will tear thei...
Posted by abeille on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:02:00 PST