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Jodie

If I only could I'd set the world on fire

About Me



I am a BC girl born and raised.I live in the middle of lots of mountains with lots of snow and lots of great people. I work as a bartender at the local watering hole. I live on top of a movie store in a building built in 1898. It is very crooked and I am scared that one day it might possibly fall over.I have 2 fantastic children (Tyra and Raya)as well as 2 cats( Dora and Diego) and 1 Big mofo of a dog (Titus) It is a full house most definetly. Hmmm...all in all I sound pretty freaking lame but I'm not....promise. I am super cool. Probably just about the coolest person you've ever met ;)
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?

My Interests

-My kids -My friends -People (in general) -Music -Juggalos -Funny things..hee hee -Biology -Psychology -Random conversations with strangers -Booze -Bongs -Life (in general) -You! -The great outdoors

I'd like to meet:

-Me -You -Your mom (haha) -Shaggy 2 Dope -Violent J -Eazy E -Ice Cube (skanky little cave bitch my ass...) -My kids in 15 years -Madonna -Old relatives I never met -God -Adam Sandler -Will Farrell -Somebody wonderful -Someone with the exact same name as me

Music:

I like almost everything.*ICP *Twiztid *Van Morrison *Eazy E *Ice cube(old school tho.. like death certificate) *NWA *Snoop Dogg *Macy Gray *Lily Allen *Joss Stone *Nirvana *Violent Femmes *Ween *Weezer *Black Eyed Peas *Bob Marley *Lauryn Hill *Everclear *The Killers *Rolling Stones *Black Sabbath *Jack Johnson *MIA *Living Legends *Tribe Called Quest *Dark Lotus

Movies:

Heathers is totally my favourite.. Riding in cars with boys, Anchorman, Ice Age, Shrek 1&2, Billy Madison, Big Daddy, pretty much anything with Adam Sandler. Im not really a movie person, I like to read the book and then watch the movie and compare notes. See which is better (pretty much always the book by the way)

Television:

*Intervention *Americas Next Top Model *Flavor of Love *The Food Channel *Jeopardy *Dora the Explorer *Family Guy *Dr. Phil *Ellen *Jerry Springer *MauryTV rots your mind anyways, so I figure I better doer up right.

Books:

Shes come undone- Wally LambI have favourite authors.. Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Patricia Cornwall, Christopher Pike,V.C. Andrews, Iris Johansen, Jonathan Kellerman... okay im to lazy to keep writing these.. sooo uhmm I like a lot of books. I read all of the time. (at least every week read a book) I also really like Star magazine...I know its lame but seriously....what is up with those people????

Heroes:

My mom and spiderman...hahaha no not spiderman I was just kidding.
you are the "you suck, and that's sad"
happy bunny. your truthful, but can be a bit
brutal.

which happy bunny are you?
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My Blog

taggness...niva, geez.

Ive been tagged by Niva to name six weird / unknown things about me and then pass on the love to six others so here goes:   I hate the noise of people chewing....it drives me mental, and if I am...
Posted by Jodie on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

Happy birthday Jerkypants!

Why hello all my blogging buddies...just chillin out, enjoying life more then ever due to a certain someone who needs professional help and possibly some tranquilizing drugs! Guess who? It is also his...
Posted by Jodie on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:31:00 PST

Asshole tendencies...

Ok...so, Thursday I had talked to my abusive significant other (father of my children) about trying to live together again in December if we were getting along and he wasnt an asshole. So Friday night...
Posted by Jodie on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 10:45:00 PST

shitfucklizardfuckerAAARGGGH

freakin hell...crappy ass day I had at work. It was lame ass, Like, i screwed up everything and i was soo hungry....yeah, totally hungry, like didnt eat anytyhing.  I ordered food, and then it wa...
Posted by Jodie on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 10:07:00 PST