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MKMcM Kettlewood Esq.

Tongs ya Bass!!!

About Me

I can't possibly sum up myself in words but I'll give it a try. Well here goes,.... ah sod it, if you wanna know about me get chatting!

My Interests

Days off work with no plans (non constructive activities are ideal for this eg. 8 hours of .. gaming or a long walk), photography - freelance party photographer, official forrest party photographer! hard job but somebody has to do it, aquacraft,pointless drives.long walks in the countryBreaking things open:painting little things:

I'd like to meet:

new year 2007

Music:

Air, Spiritulized, Leftfield, Massive Attack, Underworld, DJ Hype, Grooverider, skritchy sratchy happyhardcore, The Doors, Led Zepplin, The Smiths, The Streets, Guru, Public Enemy, Wu Tang Clan, MC Solaar, Butthole Surfers, The Prodigy, Belle & Sebastien, Glen Campbell, Adam & the Ants, The Specials, Madness, The Selector, Alton Ellis, Lee "Scratch" Perry, The Byrds, The KLF AKA jusitified and ancients of Muu Muu, Utah Saints, Ratpack (the breakbeat masters), Pulp, to tell you the truth i'm just an audio slut of the first order.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Highlander, The Acid House, Trainspotting, The Wicker Man, Withnail & I, Getting Wasted, Small Faces, Restless Natives, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, Spirited Away,Monty Pythons Quest for The Holy Grail, Hero, New Legend of Shaolin, Scum, The Firm, The Doors, Sweet Sixteen, Small Faces, Flash Gordon, Whisky Galore, Bad Santa

Television:

Street Crime UK, Spaced, Anything on discovery, League of Gentleman, Black Books, BBC news 24, All american chopper, street crime UK, any crappy reality show bar music ones

Books:

No Mean City, Complicity, Whit, Acid House, Trainspotting, 1984, The Little Captain, Catch 22, He Kills Coppers, The melencholy death of oyster boy, meg & mog, Bollocks to alton towers, Is it just me or is everything shit? any reading for any mood really.

My Blog

The Wee County's Most Wanted Man

Whilst out delivering chinese takeaways in Clackmannanshire on saturday some random guy asked for a lift from Tullibody to Clackmannanshire so he could "get his hole", this seemed as good a reason as ...
Posted by MKMcM Kettlewood Esq. on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 03:39:00 PST

Nazi Stormtroopers on speed

Was trawling through the internet doing some "research" when I stumbled across this article. You know this might explain a few things, having a crank addict as a leader ain't always a good idea. Plus ...
Posted by MKMcM Kettlewood Esq. on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 05:25:00 PST

Chinese takeaway Booji boy

Whilst working in a chinese takeaway I have met a customer who i can only describe as looking like Devo's very own Booji Boy. His head is very potato like and he has very little eyebrow hair. When he ...
Posted by MKMcM Kettlewood Esq. on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 06:33:00 PST

Top flashy, animatey kinda sites

Check out the follwoing sites, great fun, im gonna need 2 learn how to do this:www.limmy.com great flash stuff, glasgow based so has a nice scottish flavour, my favourite is the xylophone. www.bawbag....
Posted by MKMcM Kettlewood Esq. on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 03:17:00 PST

chav glamour shoots

I'm looking to establish a specialised porn niche "chavvy girls in tracckies". Any Chav girls out there with big hoopy earrings and tracksuits looking to model? Just get in touch wi mikee k
Posted by MKMcM Kettlewood Esq. on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 05:10:00 PST

Do birds eat other birds

If you feed a seagull a McChicken sandwich is it wrong, and can the seagull tell its eating its feathery friend? feelings anyone?
Posted by MKMcM Kettlewood Esq. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST