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the bean

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

one time, i went to college in massachusetts, where i drank beer at parties like this, and spilled it on myself. and then i dropped out.

My Interests

pretending my fire escape is a verandah. fruit bats and their clumsy landings. remembering and finally taking advice that was given to me four years ago. not feeling guilty about liking talib kweli's song, "hot thing." supporting the theory that people are unable to recognize you when you are wearing sunglasses, and using this as an excuse to ignore people i pass when i'm feeling anti-social. study dates. date-dates with m. what happens next.

I'd like to meet:

1. someone who is hoarding a giant case of polaroid sx-70 film and would like to share it with me in exchange for my undying affection. 2. 8 hours of sleep every night. 3. someone who wants to buy me this ring:

Music:

i hear it's neat.

Movies:

i've seen all the wrong ones and none of the right ones.

Television:

law & order.

Books:

paul beatty

My Blog

theyre called sprouted almonds

despite a mild allergy to almonds, i find myself home from a nightcap at the bar steadily eating a bag of them. my throat won't close, but i just might get angry at myself when i can't sleep in 30 mi...
Posted by the bean on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:28:00 PST

myspace friend request highlights of the day

#1. Emily A buxom blonde whose profile quote is, "I like to take it slow...most of the time," Emily sure looks like she knows how to get down.  After reading a formulaic survey about herself...
Posted by the bean on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:22:00 PST

i'm updating my blog, guys.

tonight i rekindled a love affair with an internet game i used to play with my friend sidney when i went to smith. google "pilsner undress me game", and you too shall know the immense joy that it bri...
Posted by the bean on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST

an ode to my nose

o, dear nose, how i have abused thee. at the tender age of ten i began to loathe you, after you earned me the nickname "duck-girl", due to your large size and beak-like qualities. in the bathroo...
Posted by the bean on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:24:00 PST

(insides spilled out)

i feel like shit today. but i'm awake early enough to shake it off, i hope. i'm employed again. the thrill of getting hired somewhere new starts to lose its charm when it happens so often. ...
Posted by the bean on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 06:39:00 PST

ch-check it.

if you haven't already looked at this website, begun by Miranda July and several other artists, check it out. I think it's neat. http://www.learningtoloveyoumore.com once again, please keep m...
Posted by the bean on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 10:47:00 PST

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i am unemployed unschooled unsure i am ready to begin anew (anew? that looks funny.) sorry regretful tired of making mistakes starting over
Posted by the bean on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 01:48:00 PST

everything is

i'm growing a bit tired of this drama-rama-rama. i should just accept the fact that it tends to follow me wherever i go, and i've never done much to shoo it away. on a few occasions i've even been g...
Posted by the bean on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 11:52:00 PST

so early, so late

i was just washing my eye makeup off in the bathroom, and was struck with an unfamiliar feeling of contentedness. not to say that i never feel content, it was just a new form of that feeling... ...
Posted by the bean on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 04:55:00 PST

c'est bon.

my dear friend soheil bought me this album for my birthday, and i have to say i love it.. i had only heard her elliott smith cover prior to receiving this, and the rest is just as lovely. this kind ...
Posted by the bean on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 05:12:00 PST