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Jeff

Everything I say is a lie ... except for that.

About Me

Professional observer and critic of all things, honoree of Struggling Writers Anonymous, good-nature and good-intention, Suma Cum Loude - Bob's University of Sarcasm (1997), notoriously bad singer/dancer, good teeth, strong swimmer, uncanny sense of balance, hilariously modest, dog AND cat lover (non-romantic) and, uh, spiritual traveler to distant dimensions. Really!

My Interests

Right now: my new cellphone is pretty cool. In General: Movement, wit, wisdom, any kind of music, pretending to be athletic, making new friends and making better friends with the people in my life (I'm a people person!), travelling and that Pink Power Ranger (yow!).

I'd like to meet:

Right now: A sweetie pie. In general: Jesus ... so I can ask what he would do.

THE TEN ... A HILARIOUS MOVIE COMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU! SOON. I SWEAR.

New York One's video review (with lots of clips and interviews) - Real Video download

Video: Sundance Festival Dailies - Interview with director, cast

Video: Interview with "The Ten" director/genius David Wain

Video: Guy trying to get into "The Ten" world premiere

Music:

Right now: Flaming Lips. In General: Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Trip Hop, Parliament/Funkadelic, Soundgarden, Tool, The Meters, Ben Harper ... I'm sorry if I'm forgetting anyone.

Movies:

Right now: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. In General: American Beauty, The Sixth Sense, Airplane!, Memento, Monty Python, Manhattan, La Femme Nikita, Coen Bros.

Television:

Right now: The Daily Show. In General: Family Guy, Six Feet Under, Lost, Futurama, The Wire, Deadwood, Chapelle, Adult Swim.

Books:

Right now: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. In General: Nabokov, Pynchon, Neruda, Salinger, Kerouac, Vonnegut.

Heroes:

Right now: you. In General: Me.

My Blog

The Ten

I'm proud to say that I invested in this little movie called "The Ten." It's co-written and directed by my (myspace) friend David Wain (pictured), who also co-wrote and directed "Wet Hot American Summ...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

My new best friend

Here she is.Her name is Sweetie-poo and she goes everywhere with me. We like to take pictures of sunsets on the beach, kittens and boobies. Sometimes she plays MP3s.She keeps track of all my appointme...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST