Esotera Incognita

I view you as the contents of your mind. It's a nice perk if that comes in pretty packaging, but i'm not into seashells.I like watching birds, skinny sighthounds, pretty boys, and herptiles. I also band birds, own two hounds, and every once in a while catch a lizard or snake.I specialise in useless information. If you can designate the esoteric topic, i can deliver a discourse. My friends call me a walking encyclopedia; it's only halfway a compliment.I have few redeeming qualities. I'm working on jettisoning those too.I find myself identifying far too closely with the character Miles from 'Sideways'. Except i don't drink and know nothing of wine. Which leaves...yeah....I'm a firm believer in the 10-second rule for food and the 3-minute rule for people.I am socially backwards but good at faking it.I cogitate quickly but have a short attention span.Oooh, look at that...let's click there...!