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The King of All Fuckers

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My Interests

Turn ONs: Hope, The Bill of Rights , Banned Books , Ving Tsun , Daylight Savings Time!!, open tunings (especially drop D) , blaming it on the rain, popozudas, lint, Big Red on tap, profanity, monkeys, camel toes , the deepest & darkest jungles, bukkake, dit da jow , gravy, towel fights, coffee that isn't so goddamm hot, sparkling water, air drumming, 70s porn muffs, hummus (not Solar hummus), ratchet bezels, plum blossoms , floss, FOSS, absurdity.

Turn OFFs: Regret, ninjas , Porsche Cayennes, computers, The Internet, liars, Republicans, the average level of hypocrisy, ignorance, intolerance, and cowardice in the righteously indignant, animals who bite me (on purpose), attention whores, our inevitable capitulation to nostalgia, people who can't laugh at themselves, Ayatollah "Ruhollah" Khomeini.

And whatever it takes, I don't want the Terrish to win.

I'd like to meet:

I heard that Jesus had an identical stillborn twin brother named Jessie Garon. It would have been cool to meet him I guess if he was alive and stuff.

Music:

Quien es BOOM!, El Ten Eleven, Sufjan Stevens, What Made Milwaukee Famous, Broken Social Scene, The Replacements, Tristeza, Jeff Buckley, Ben Kweller, Feist, Blowfly, Cruiserweight , old Fab T-birds, Fu Manchu, Built to Spill, Convoy, Grant Lee Buffalo, Juliana Hatfield , Sly and the Family Stone, Joao / Astrud / Bebel Gilberto, Elliot Smith , Soundgarden, Stereophonics , The Superjesus, Toadies, Wesley Willis, Wilson Pickett, Louis Prima, Marisa Monte, Creeper Lagoon (free legal MP3s here ), The Poontang Assassins, The Weakerthans (free legal MP3s here ), Sloan, Sun Kil Moon, The Wrens, The Damnwells, Thievery Corporation, Smoke City, Beulah, Slowreader, Metric, Ours, Ambulance LTD. anything produced by: Daniel Lanois / Dave Jerden / Butch Vig , any song containing the lyric "now looky here!"

I don't know of any bands that The Terrish are in, but if there is one I automatically don't like them because otherwise they win!

Movies:

Fahrenheit 9/11, Zero Effect, Blues Brothers, The Wall, Young Frankenstein, Microcosmos, Shakes The Clown, Tapeheads, Old School, The Elephant Man, Joe's Apartment, Alien, Femalien, Magical Mystery Tour, Weapons of Ass Destruction , Dream for an Insomniac, Three Amigos, Rattle & Hum.

Television:

I have no goddamn Television, why don't you just RUB IT IN, TOM.

Books:

Neal Stephenson, Carl Hiasson, C.S. Lewis, David Sedaris, Tim O'Reilly, Tom Robbins, Larry McMurtry, E.L. Doctrow, Larry Niven, Colin Wilson

Heroes:

Louis Wain , Gore Vidal, Little Richard, Sally Ride , Paul McCartney, Sir Seewoosagur Ramgoolam , Barbara Jordan , Moy Yat , Mr. T., Ray Charles, Matthew McConaughey, PimpBot 5000 , Judy Bloom

Anybody who fights the Terrish

My Blog

The Day I Met David Lee Roth

First, some background. This is me: This is my close pal Jim: We've been friends and on again/off again bandmates since 1986. This is our mutual friend Matty: I met Matty at Jim's wedd...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

"L'Etat, C'est Moi"

"L'Etat, C'est Moi" by Geov Parrish In 2003, while pledging to fire anyone in his administration found to have leaked the identity of covert CIA operative Valerie Wilson to journalists, President...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Wed, 24 May 2006 01:23:00 PST

Even BIRDS do it!

  If you're not a regular reader of Savage Love, you should be. Check out this article : As an avid reader of your column, I thought of you and o...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Sat, 20 May 2006 12:02:00 PST

Interesting Flash video

Interesting Rap/Animation flash video: http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article12999.htm
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:32:00 PST

Quotes

I think the Ben Franklin quote has been overly done in bumper stickers and blogs (paraphrasing: "those who would sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither") but I heard another one today. John ...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 06:59:00 PST

Words from the Dalai Lama

The important point to keep in mind is that ultimately the whole purpose of religion is to facilitate  love and compassion, patience, tolerance, humility, forgiveness, and so on. If we neglect th...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 01:35:00 PST

Rock Star Do's and Don'ts

I'm trying to compile a list. This is a pitiful first cut. Do: Take your pick - constant reinvention, or "stay the course." Examples of the former, Madonna, David Bowie. Examples of the latter AC/DC, ...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Financing for my breast implants

At one point I read some article about how you could get plastic surgery done on credit. Which I of course think is awesome progress for the American Way: the combination of the obsession with the the...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The writing on the wall

I was recently using the men's facilities at a fine Chinese eatery, and I noticed on the wall a gang-style graffiti signature. It said "The Danger," which is a cool and scary nickname for the type of ...
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

He is afraid that suddenly he cannot do Helicopter Fuck. (oh yes it's worth it)

Well, yes, I suppose aren't we all. http://masamania.com/archives/2004/08/most_creative_p.html
Posted by The King of All Fuckers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST