Turn ONs: Hope, The Bill of Rights , Banned Books , Ving Tsun , Daylight Savings Time!!, open tunings (especially drop D) , blaming it on the rain, popozudas, lint, Big Red on tap, profanity, monkeys, camel toes , the deepest & darkest jungles, bukkake, dit da jow , gravy, towel fights, coffee that isn't so goddamm hot, sparkling water, air drumming, 70s porn muffs, hummus (not Solar hummus), ratchet bezels, plum blossoms , floss, FOSS, absurdity.
Turn OFFs: Regret, ninjas , Porsche Cayennes, computers, The Internet, liars, Republicans, the average level of hypocrisy, ignorance, intolerance, and cowardice in the righteously indignant, animals who bite me (on purpose), attention whores, our inevitable capitulation to nostalgia, people who can't laugh at themselves, Ayatollah "Ruhollah" Khomeini.
And whatever it takes, I don't want the Terrish to win.
I heard that Jesus had an identical stillborn twin brother named Jessie Garon. It would have been cool to meet him I guess if he was alive and stuff.
Quien es BOOM!, El Ten Eleven, Sufjan Stevens, What Made Milwaukee Famous, Broken Social Scene, The Replacements, Tristeza, Jeff Buckley, Ben Kweller, Feist, Blowfly, Cruiserweight , old Fab T-birds, Fu Manchu, Built to Spill, Convoy, Grant Lee Buffalo, Juliana Hatfield , Sly and the Family Stone, Joao / Astrud / Bebel Gilberto, Elliot Smith , Soundgarden, Stereophonics , The Superjesus, Toadies, Wesley Willis, Wilson Pickett, Louis Prima, Marisa Monte, Creeper Lagoon (free legal MP3s here ), The Poontang Assassins, The Weakerthans (free legal MP3s here ), Sloan, Sun Kil Moon, The Wrens, The Damnwells, Thievery Corporation, Smoke City, Beulah, Slowreader, Metric, Ours, Ambulance LTD. anything produced by: Daniel Lanois / Dave Jerden / Butch Vig , any song containing the lyric "now looky here!"
I don't know of any bands that The Terrish are in, but if there is one I automatically don't like them because otherwise they win!
Fahrenheit 9/11, Zero Effect, Blues Brothers, The Wall, Young Frankenstein, Microcosmos, Shakes The Clown, Tapeheads, Old School, The Elephant Man, Joe's Apartment, Alien, Femalien, Magical Mystery Tour, Weapons of Ass Destruction , Dream for an Insomniac, Three Amigos, Rattle & Hum.
I have no goddamn Television, why don't you just RUB IT IN, TOM.
Neal Stephenson, Carl Hiasson, C.S. Lewis, David Sedaris, Tim O'Reilly, Tom Robbins, Larry McMurtry, E.L. Doctrow, Larry Niven, Colin Wilson
Louis Wain , Gore Vidal, Little Richard, Sally Ride , Paul McCartney, Sir Seewoosagur Ramgoolam , Barbara Jordan , Moy Yat , Mr. T., Ray Charles, Matthew McConaughey, PimpBot 5000 , Judy Bloom
Anybody who fights the Terrish