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William

Excuses are like buttholes; I want some damn results! *pounds fist on table*

About Me

I'm just here for your entertainment.

My Interests

Recording equipment, microphones, kayaking, MUSIC, whatever's clever.

I'd like to meet:

People with talent. People with money. People with jokes. People with people. And midgets are cool, too. =]

Music:

All Kinds.

Movies:

the matrix, any mafia movie, fear and loathing in las vegas, fight club, snatch, clockwork orange, trainspotting, go!, Napoleon Dynamite, Kill Bill,

Television:

South Park, SNL, The Simpsons, science documentaries give me boners. Anything that isn't some lame reality TV show.

Books:

fierce invalids home from hot climates, the dune chronicles, fear and loathing in las vegas, Mojo Hand