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plain old betty munroe

bevelyn_whitley

About Me



"love is like a bottle of gin
but a bottle of gin is not like love."
--stephin merritt

My Interests

"unnecessary" quotation marks, absurdity, activism, atheists, barcodes, baristas, bathroom graffiti, books, bruises, catholocism, catholic saints, casiotones, christopher durang, christopher guest, coffee snobs, corky st. clair, croatia, dada, dave eggers, drag, dykes, eddie izzard, elitists, ellen degeneres, environmentalists, eugene levy, evisceration, existentialism, fags, fashion, feminists, folk, frances mcdormand, freaks, george a. romero, gender queers, girls with banjos, gore, grammar snobs, harold and maude, hedwig, hiking, hoboes, horror, intelectualism, ira glass, ishmael, janeane garofalo, joan cusack, john cameron mitchell, john waters, kids in the hall, kill rock stars, linda lovelace, luigi pirandello, maggie estep, magnolia, makeup, margaret cho's mother, nature, nerds, new orleans, non-violence, nonfiction, npr, pacifism, parker posey, peeling paint, pencils, performance art, plastic surgery nightmares, politics, prom of the living dead, protests, psychology, punk, punk boys, randomness, reading, red-white-and-blaine, religious iconography, religious tattoos, rilke, rusty metal, saint barbara, sarcasm, sardonicism, shirley q. liquor, sister spit, ska, steve fucking guttenberg, sunburns, sweaters, taxidermy, this american life, thrift stores, tim burton, tori spelling, tranny fags, transexuals, travel, trivia, utah phillips, utne reader, vegetarianism, viscera, voudou, voting, wes anderson, wilco, wit, zombies, zombie prom, z'otz

Music:


aimee mann, antony and the johnsons, ani difranco, aretha franklin, baby rosebud, beck, belle & sebastian, bitch and animal, björk, bombay the hard way, deathcab for cutie, dolly parton, elastica, el radio fantastique, goldfrapp, go!team, hedwig, hole, johnny cash, justin bond, kiki and herb, L7, laurie anderson, le tigre, leslie and the lys, less than jake, magnapop, magnetic fields, melissa ferrick, mogwai, peaches, rachel's, rasputina, scott matthews, seven year bitch, smashing pumpkins, tegan and sarah, the be good tanyas, the butchies, the clash, the eels, the muffs, the postal service, the smiths, the sex pistols, the shins, they might be giants, tom lehrer, veda hille, veruca salt, violent femmes

Movies:

harold and maude
28 days later, a hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, alice, a mighty wind, army of darkness, beetlejuice, benny and joon, better off dead, cabaret, chained for life, chicago, children of men, clue, connie and carla, corpse bride, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, dead alive, die mommie die, dr. strangelove, drop dead gorgeous, edward scissorhands, evil dead, evil dead 2, freaks, garden state, girl interrupted, girls will be girls, hedwig and the angry inch, house of 1000 corpses, james and the giant peach, mad love, may, mean girls, murial's wedding, night of the living dead, party monster, party monster: a shockumentary, reefer madness, reefer madness: the movie musical, rent, shaun of the dead, shortbus, sideshow, spaceballs, terror of tiny town, the best little whorehouse in texas, the house of yes, the neverending story, the nighmare before christmas, this is spinal tap, torch song trilogy, undead, valley of the dolls, vanilla sky, velvet goldmine, waiting for guffman, what dreams may come, whatever happened to baby jane?, wigstock: the movie, willy wonka and the chocolate factory

Television:

liza with a 'z'

Books:

i like books by: albert camus, alice siebold, amy hempel, amy sedaris, augusten burroughs, bret easton ellis, bruno maddox, daniel quinn, dave eggers, david sedaris, franz kafka, jincy willett, jon ronson, jonathan franzen, jonathan kozol, mark helprin, mark z. danielewski, mcsweeny's, and sarah vowell, among others.

Heroes:



My Blog

marriage, voting, and the queen of france.

1. You're infected. Someone in your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who?the lady bunny.  no offense, bunny.  i just don't know her in real life.  also, as much influence as she has ha...
Posted by plain old betty munroe on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:47:00 PST

hey mister dj

this is the random song survey again, but this time i am unabashedly cheating from the beginning.  so, i put my windows media player on random. for each question i hit next and answer with t...
Posted by plain old betty munroe on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

tell that dj play your song

RULES:1. Put Your iTunes, windows media player etc. on Shuffle2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS IF SOME...
Posted by plain old betty munroe on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:27:00 PST

my bar tab is $940.50

My Bar Tab Is..$940.50 This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bullet...
Posted by plain old betty munroe on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 08:36:00 PST

surveys are just masturbation. having said that...

...here goes. The Dirty Thirty... 30 unknown facts/secrets about yourself:1. When was the last time you shaved your legs?380 days ago.2. What were you doing this morning at 8am?yelling at tourists on ...
Posted by plain old betty munroe on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:49:00 PST

the lady bunny loves me.

when i was forteen years old, i was good friends with a man named pat.  pat was in his thirties and in recovery from heroin addiction.  now, you might be thinking what an unsavory influence ...
Posted by plain old betty munroe on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:25:00 PST