Mark Morris (if only I could be his muse) and Oscar Wilde because he would be a charming and frivolous man.
Interpol, Pixies, Velvet Underground, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Neil Young, Elvis Costello, Joy Division, Led Zeppelin, The Strokes, The Cure, Stone Roses, The Clash, My Bloody Valentine, Talking Heads, everything good.
Lost in Translation, Punch Drunk Love, Jules and Jim, The 400 Blows, The Life Aquatic, Cabaret, Sing'n in the Rain, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Silence of the Lambs, Eternal Sunshine, Taxi Driver, Belle de Jour, A Clockwork Orange, Annie Hall, Manhattan, Fargo, La Strada, Young Frankestein, Victor Victoria, Monsters Inc, Magnolia, The Third Man
Daily Show, Colbert Report, Law & Order, oh, and I kinda like Big Love.
Love in the Time of Cholera, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Essential Oscar Wilde, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, A Clockwork Orange, Lolita, The House of Mirth, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Mark Morris. Please hire me.