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[ The Daveâ„¢]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake

About Me

Possibly The Dave or CiF depending where you know me from. I'm pretty tall, have shortish dark brown hair which I try to make something of. Comfort is KEY, which is why I dress the way I feel. You should do the same.
Being open-minded is a lost art when it comes to music. I like my mix of genres which clashes to some, but I like having something for every occasion. Without mewzik, I'd probably go insane and become a criminal. :/
I serve, and bartend at Hell Ridge Cunty Club. Do I like it? Not necessarily. But at this point in our lives I think we have to make sacrifices to get some cash. I.E, doing something you don't enjoy. I like it when I bartend, but cegep eats my life (lewzer). I'm a second-year PDHT student at John Abbott.
I hate people who smell. Shower, fuck.
I like to drive fast; wide open streets are heaven. Bonfires are fun to make in public nature parks.. drunk. :] Biking in the dirt, parties, and cakes of the stolen variety are always fun. I tend to have a knack for finding peoples' faults. Sucks, but it's all good.
In short, that's me. Getta know me and you may find out more. :0

My Interests

Cars
Car shit in general
Chill beats
Movies
Womans
Sleep
EATING CHILDREN
C:

I'd like to meet:

People with whom I have things in common. Whether it be interests, school, work, whatever.
But if you're a friend of a friend, whom I do not know and whom I most likely won't talk to, please think twice about adding me. I'm not trying to be a fiend; that'sjustme.
OR.. if you're some myspace "whore" who's just gonna add me to raise their Friend Count, or to pack my bulletin board with messages... then suck a dick. C:

Music:

Good beats! :C

Movies:

Blow
Clerks 1, 2
Crank
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Final Destination 1, 2, and 3
Harold n Kumar
Hostel
Lord of War
Random Dumptruck Blunt Hotbox Vols I, II, III, IV, V
Requiem for a Dream
Running Scared
Saw I, II, III
Scarface
The Ringer
Trainspotting
Wedding Crashers

Other fcked up movies :]

Books:

My bartending books
( All I really read :0~ )