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leoel

this is me. i am no one

About Me

overrated underachiever. add to that moody, lazy, colourblind, procrastinator, hypochondriac, misanthropic, antisocial, xenophobic, vain, egotistic, weird/warped sense of humour/taste, easily amused, impressionable, lefthanded, disrespectful of authority, superficial, insensitive... Pretty much a perfect package, heh. ok, more relevantly, my MBTI is INTP, the last time i took an online test. i dun like to think much, leaving everything to intuition as far as possible. my current darlings are my md player, IXUS 400, frameless specs, contact lens, converse sneakers, art kit, book collection. current goals in life (prone to changes) are: earn enuff money for parents to retire comfortably, write a book, learn to paint, learn a musical instrument. what a disorganised mess of thoughts. i'll have to sort this into a more coherent mess one day...
below are some online quizzes i've been doing... well, most are accurate i guess....
Morpheus
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You are Envy! Wow... what a dreamer. Always wanting what you
can't have, and always dreaming of having more
then you do. It's not the worst sin, and we're
all guilty of it - but you take it to the
extreme! You are prone to depression, often
from things you can't obtain. Be a bit more
positive, you have a lot that others want too -
so don't sit there being all green! On the
positive side, you tend to be a smart person -
and can often achieve the goals you set
yourself. Congratulations on being the overall harmless, and
pretty normal one of the 7 deadly sins :)
?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
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Conscious self Overall self
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Advanced Enneagram Test Results
Type 1 Perfectionism |||||| 27%
Type 2 Helpfulness |||||||||||| 47%
Type 3 Ambition |||||||||||||| 55%
Type 4 Sensitivity |||||||||||||||| 68%
Type 5 Detachment |||||||||||||| 52%
Type 6 Anxiety |||||||||||| 48%
Type 7 Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Type 8 Hostility |||||||||||| 42%
Type 9 Calmness |||||||||||||| 55% Your Conscious-Surface type is 4w3
Your Unconscious-Overall type is 5w4 Take Free Advanced Enneagram Personality Test
You are Cypher, from "The Matrix."
Selfish, disllusioned, you are misguided at
times. You deviate from the "right"
path.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
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Nihilist Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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You are Form 1, Goddess: The Creator."And The Goddess planted the acorn of life.
She cried a single tear and shed a single drop
of blood upon the earth where she buried it.
From her blood and tear, the acorn grew into
the world."
Some examples of the Goddess Form are Gaia (Greek),
Jehova (Christian), and Brahma (Indian). The Goddess is associated with the concept of
creation, the number 1, and the element of
earth. Her sign is the dawn sun.As a member of Form 1, you are a charismatic
individual and people are drawn to you.
Although sometimes you may seem emotionally
distant, you are deeply in tune with other
people's feelings and have tremendous empathy.
Sometimes you have a tendency to neglect your
own self. Goddesses are the best friends to
have because they're always willing to help.
Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Your soul is bound to the Second Totem, Luna:
The Wolf
.Luna appears as a pair of coral colored wolves.
She embodies empathy, nurturing, insight,
and warmth
. She is associated with the
color coral, the season of spring, and the
element of wind. Her downfall is pathos.You are most compatible with Doves and Ravens.
Which Animal Spirit Totem Are You?
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Your Heart is Black
What Color is Your Heart?
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You're unsure whether you really want to smile or
not.You just curl your lips up at the corners a
bit and let that get you through your day.You
don't have all the answers,and you certainly
don't feel like going out to look for them.Stop
being so indecisive.
What Kind of Smile are You?
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You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.
What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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My Interests

humour esp Britwit, art, drawing, photography, maths, reading, computer games, softball, billiards, basketball, sports in general

I'd like to meet:

people who want to meet me. people who can be my muse. people who are amused. people who want to chill. pple who play gunbound can find me userid: leoel

Music:

x japan, hide, smashing pumpkins, gackt, foo fighters, rancid, tool, l'arc-en-ciel, oblivion dust, guniw tool, malice mizer, luna sea, beyond, mayday, shin, led zeppelin, spiderbait, black sabbath, the who, pulp, linkin park, sun yanzi, radiohead, prodigy, hitomi, cake, disney, OSTs

Movies:

12 Monkeys, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, Yamakasi, Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amelie Poulain, Man on the Moon, Life is Beautiful, Time 4 Hope, Zoolander, Remember the Titans, Akira Kurosawa, silly movies, movies with unusual plots

Television:

monty python's flying circus, simpsons, shotgun marriage, japanese anime like Rurouni Kenshin, X, Noir, Fushigi Yuugi, Flame of Recca, Hikaru no Go. blackadder, britcoms generally. quote: American comedy is as funny as a baby with cancer. think spike milligan said that...

Books:

Roald Dahl, Douglas Adams, Robert Pirsig, Jostein Gaarder, John King, Spike Milligan, Oscar Wilde, Harry Harrison, Terry Pratchett, Will Eisner, Robert Crumb, Sergio Aragones, Mad Magazine, Sick, Cracked, short stories with twists. Currently reading The Iliad

Heroes:

Comics: Spike Milligan, Monty Pythons, Stephen Chow
Anime characters: heavenly sword soujiro from rurouni kenshin, mitsui from slamdunk, yuumura kirika from noir

My Blog

From Russia with Love

while listening to Prof Irina teaching cyberart, i realise from her speech is quite recognisable that she's russian, which reminds me of this story by Joe Bennett (yes there was another story by him p...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Good news bad news

good news: bought lotsa new books recently! can't wait to get into them, esp the funnies! bad news: no time to read them all though... what with the school term starting and homework coming in by t...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Call of the Wild by Keith Waterhouse

All I wanted was to make a desperately urgent phone call to a village in Suffolk. You couldn't dial it direct. You had to through the operator. Only the trouble was, I couldn't reach the operator. Wh...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Boxer

let me say first that this is not the essay i submitted in sec 3 and failed miserably, but the source of the main idea behind my essay. This appearred in Peregrine Peabody's Completely Misleading Guid...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hair today, gone tomorrow

sigh... it seems my experiments with hair styling products never have my intended effects.... oh well, have to chop off the hair for army again... 3rd time already... sigh...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and now a story by joe bennett

The man who ate death It started with the toast. I laid before him a slice of free-range wholemeal and a sliver of fat-free spread. As I turned away to bear glasses of hot water to table 21, he cal...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A lovely story by spike milligan

The Sun Helmet A pleasant three degrees below zero wind was blowing. The early evening Londoners shivered through the bitingly cold rush hour. Among them was a bowler-hatted Mr Oliver Thrigg. The f...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

maths quiz today

i totally didn't prepare for today's stats test... all i did was bring my textbook and notes and pray it was open book... which it wasn't... strangely i felt calm and tranquil as the prof gave out the...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

palindromes galore!

got these from the book Words At Play by O.V. Michaelsen, way cool... by the way, a palindrome is where something reads the same forward as backwards, e.g. leoel... DOPPELGANGER by James A. Lindon...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

excerpt from fritz the cat by robert crumb... describes exactly how i feel now...

bastard... you'd think the goddamn exams was the be-all end-all of existence... the cosmic life force or somethin' can't even say a few decent words to a guy... th' bastards... what a bore... take som...
Posted by leoel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST