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Adam

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About Me

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My Interests

BOOKS, my family, my friends, comics, movies, television, and lots of other stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I wanna meet Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, and my favorite living author, Christopher Moore.. Those guys rock.

Music:

Ben Folds - Learn To Live With What You Are
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Add to My Profile | More Videos Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five, Barenaked Ladies, REM, U2, Reel Big Fish, Meat Loaf, Queen, Tenacious D, Fiona Apple, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Stephen Lynch, Sublime, Metallica, Rush, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bon Jovi, The Forces of Evil, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and a lot of other things that skip my mind at the moment.

Movies:

I love movies, both ones that make me think and those that are so brain dead that I can't help but laugh all the way through them. Favorites include: Office Space, The Jerk, Batman Begins, Superman, Superman 2, Superman Returns, Serenity, Fight Club, Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, Big Fish, This is Spinal Tap, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Harvey, The Prestige, American Beauty, Shaun of the Dead, Stripes, The Specials, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, The Crow, It's a Wonderful Life, Groundhog Day, TMNT, Stranger Than Fiction, Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Cannibal: The Musical, Orgazmo, Baseketball, Team America, The Simpsons Movie, The Princess Bride, and a lot more that I've probably forgotten.

Television:

NBC The Office / Dwight Schrute Music Video
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Add to My Profile | More Videos I LOVE The Office (both the American and British versions)It is just the best show ever. Also, Arrested Development, Scrubs, My Name is Earl, Lost, Heroes, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, South Park, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Firefly, The Simpsons.

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Series by Douglas Adams. Also the Dirk Gently novels by Douglas Adams. Everything that I've read thus far by Kurt Vonnegut. The Sir Apropos of Nothing series by Peter David. A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess. Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore... heck, anything by Christopher Moore! Frankenstein by Mary Shelly. Bad Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey. Big Fish by Daniel Wallace, The Ender/Bean novels by Orson Scott Card. Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk, heck ALL of his books, as well. The works of Brad Meltzer (awesome thriller novelist, as well as some damn fine comics!), Geek Love by Katherine Dunn, Lord of the Flies by William Golding, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, The Prestige by Christopher Golden, Most of Carl Hiaasen, Jonathan Swift, Charles Dickens, Stephen King, Mark Twain, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Irvine Welsh, Greg Rucka, Elmore Leonard... all authors that I really dig! As you can tell, I really love to read. I could go on and on all day. Heck, I even like to read comic books, though I don't collect them like I used to.

Heroes:

Douglas Adams, Kurt Vonnegut, and Christopher Moore. My three favorite writers. Also, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. And Superman. And my grandma... the most generous and kind human being that I have ever met. I wish that I could be even a fraction of a percentage of the nice person that she is.

My Blog

The Evolution of Adam or The Creation of God... another cynical poem.

The Evolution of Adam or The Creation of God (Whichever Title You Like Best)   In the beginning, there was the Earth. And on this thing were beings who needed to justify their birth. Everyth...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 10:59:00 PST

A poem.

OK, so I never put poetry up in my blog. Or any other thing that I write. I guess that I just want people to pay for my stuff in the event that I'm ever published. However, I don't write much poetry, ...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 07:00:00 PST

Bob and Sinisterio comic scripts...

    Ok, so years ago, Steve and I created a cartoon that we titled "Bob and Sinisterio." It's titled after the two main characters: Bob, an average in everyway guy who's just trying to ...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 07:10:00 PST