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Spencer's Enemy Space
Spencer has 6 Enemies.

Cecilia

Tom

Blink 182

50 cent

Garth Brooks

slipknot

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Music:

.. The Dismemberment plan, Death Cab for Cutie, RadioHead, Modest Mouse, They Might Be Giants, At The Drive-in, Ben Folds Five, Three 6 Mafia, The mars volta, sparta, God Speed! you black emperor, Interpol, postal service, david bowie, the cure, the strokes, Incubus, rancid, cake, the smashing pumpkins, And you will know us by the trail of dead, Lil Jon, Pitbull, the Faint, Black rebel motercycle club, Flogging molly, Nakia, the yeah yeah yeahs, Refused, Rage against the machine, Raised Fist, the international noise conspiracy, the vines, Nirvana, the Hives, bouncing souls, the shins, bush, swingin' utters, Jimmy Eat world, tool is okay, 311 is okay, and Greenday is okay.ALL THE BANDS THAT SUCK CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Blink 182... face it, they suck, sum 41, hip hop, and not gangsta rap, Limp Bizkit, Slipknot... usually i just get lazy and call them snot. plus its a more fitting name, EVERY SINGLE GAY OL' COUNTRY SINGER!!! Linkin Park, Puddle of mud, mudvayn (Spelling?), Marylin Manson, Nickelback, Korn (pretty much any band that takes a word, and spells it wrong sucks), that pretty much sums it up...go here fools. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive.php

Movies:

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Television:

PIMP MY RIDE!Fart Fernewger
is a Gargantuan, Massive, Humongous, Terrifyingly large, Scary, Stinky, Giant Dragon that eats Trees, people, monkeys, blobs, peter, doodies, birds, bicyclers, poliece men, Godzillas, Destroyer of Worlds, peter, and pretty much anything i forgot to add. Does not cower from Fire, has a Terrible Roar, but is also very cute, moves at Great Speed it flies at a hundred fifty miles per hour, it flies like a jet plane, it flies United. IT CANNOT BE STOPPED.
Strength: eleventy billion Agility: $Texas Intelligence: Threeve
To see if your wussy Battle Monster can
GET FANGORIOUSLY DEVOUERED, AND LOOSE TERRIBLY to Fart Fernewger, enter your sissy name and choose an attack:

fights Fart Fernewger, the GREAT AND AWSOME MONSTER OF DESTRUCTION!!!! using
Act like a dog, growl at people. Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.” Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..." Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones. Ask everyone what they made for their side dish. Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over. Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?” Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Blow spit balls at the ceiling. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Blow your nose on your sleeve. Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator. Bring a chair along. Bring easy math flash cards on the elevator and ask the person next to you to help you study them (get them wrong). Burp, and then say “mmmm...tasty!” Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it. Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Challenge people to games of hide-and-seek. Clutch your stomach and gasp. Collapse on the floor when the elevator goes up, then get up and look embarrassed. Collect an elevator tax. Count down from 100,000 out loud. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?” Do Tai Chi exercises. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.” Draw a volleyball on the wall of the elevator and insist you have been trapped in there for 3 months. Formally introduce everyone to the volleyball! Dress as a clergy member of the opposite sex. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!” Eat jello through a straw. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave. Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour. Give people lectures about the periodic table of elements Give religious tracts to each passenger. Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!" Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you. Have a picnic in the elevator. Have a seizure. Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?” Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends. Hug yourself. Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator. Hum the theme to Jeopardy If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!" If anyone brushes against you, whisper to them "was it good for you too?" Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa The great chief and begin telling stories of your native island. Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play. Lean against the button panel. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: “Noogie patrol coming!” Leave a box between the doors. Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking. Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Make farm noises. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Make sure the emergency phone is working. Meow occasionally. Move your desk in to the elevator, and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. Mumble autistically about the possibilities of elevator accidents. Offer a bite of your fresh tangerine to everyone coming on board. Offer hitman services. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom. Open a lemonade stand. Perform the Hamlet soliloquy. When a new passenger enters, start over again. Pick your nose. Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors. Play dead. Play patty--cake with the door. Play the harmonica. Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident. Pray to Budda. Preach about the end of the world. Pretend to be dead and lie on the elevator floor. Pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Read a book upside down. Recite poetry in monotone. Request for people to watch you Riverdance. Say "Ding!" at each floor. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.” Scratch yourself. Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad. Sell Girl Scout cookies. Shadow box. Shave. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons. Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady".....pause.....repeat....continually. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger." Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce “I’ve got new socks on!” Start a sing-along. Start reciting "Green Eggs and Ham" and ask people what comes next. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: “Wanna see wha in muh mouf?” Tap dance. Tell everyone about the hidden rooftop penthouse belonging to the mob. Tell everyone about your love life. Tell people you can see their aura. Tell the passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes. Throw a party in the vator! Try to purchase an article of clothing from the person next to you. Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat. Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger. Walk on with a cooler that says “human head” on the side. Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head. Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers. Wear a basketball jersey. Show everyone your armpit. Works best if you get a good workout and don't use deodorant. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. Wear a Santa suit...in June. Wear a ski mask and carry an axe. Wear complete SCUBA gear, then offer your buddy hose to the other passengers When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out! When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, not now... motion sickness!” When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they’ll open again.” When the doors close pretend you arm got caught in it. When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door. When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.

Books:

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Heroes:

Violence ManBen folds is the man. i had to edit this one for the peoples. i thought i did a pretty good job...