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the Katfia

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About Me


There is no "me". There's Us.

The Katfia was formed to protect Kat's interests on the mean streets and alleys of cyberspace. If necessary, we are not afraid to venture into the real world of concrete and steel to defend our lady's honor. We take our responsibilities seriously.

If you are not a fan of Katharine, that's O.K. Not everyone has the same tastes.

All we ask is that you not make personal, unfounded or irrational attacks on Katharine simply because you don't like her, or because you're a fan of someone else who is competing with her in the music world. There's plenty of room for everyone with talent, and the Katfia supports anyone willing to work hard, make sacrifices and play fair.

If you can't do the same, if you choose to attack, talk trash, or otherwise attempt to do harm to our lady we will first offer a rose, loosely held in a fisted glove. Please, don't refuse it. Our generosity only goes so far.



My Interests


Protecting the interests of Katharine Hope McPhee.

Vehicles Katfia Lear Jet
Ready to Spin Up at a Moment's Notice

Luxury Cruiser
We Go on the Road in Style

Members

Who Is The Katfia?

KatFan49 (Da Don) - da Don. What more needs to be said?

Laurie (McQueen) The Godmother - Leader of the Katfia. Received her training in the Louisiana underground.

Co Baby (CoLucci) Second in command - In charge of making sure the Godmother's wishes are carried out.

Elphie (The Elphster) Third in command - CoLucci's right hand. In charge of the Bama/Soul Patrol Regional Office.

Jennie (Jugular Jennie/Jickler) - Chief enforcer. Her name says it all. Also known as the Pickler of the pack.

Vadia (Glowmamma) - In charge of public relations (we have to cover our own back, too) and charitable work (we have big hearts). Headquartered in the SoCal/Southwest Office.

Mark (Big Shady) - Enforcer. Operates out of the SoCal/Southwest Office. Takes charge when kind words and an offered rose are refused.

Julie (Geckie) - Member of the Floridians, who run the East Coast/Midwest Network. If you don't want to hear the answer, don't ask Julie the question.

Erika (Big Reeka) - Also a Member of the Floridians. Chief provider of information about the latest Kat news.

Beth (McBeth) - Member of the Floridians. Good with a bat and knows the anatomy of kneecaps.

Brittany (ECB) - Together with Brittney, form the Britts. In charge of the Northeast/East Coast. From the tough streets and back alleys of New York City.

Brittney (WCB) - The other half of the Britts. In charge of the West Coast/SoCal Office. Surveillance specialist - photo and video, cell phone tracking.

Liz (Sassy) - In charge of the Texas/Southwest states empire region. Beautiful but deadly.

katpack4ever (AllyKat) - In charge of the Canadian Katfia. Makes sure that what starts in Canada stays in Canada.

Bian (Bruno) - In charge of International Operations. Big territory, big responsibility.

Kimby (Kimbergizer) - In charge of ethics and morals. If Kimbergizer says it's not cool, it's not cool.

Evan (E-Money) - Resident computer guru, fund raiser and tax specialist. Keeps us connected and on good terms with the IRS.

Mutt (Muttskie) - Archivist and Keeper of the Katfia Kat Kollection. Katharine's optometrist.

Linda (Ardenilla) - In charge of level headedness and the Katfia attorney. Keeps us out of jail, if not within the law.


Honorary Katfia Member
Katharine Hope McPhee

Oh, and just so yous know - every member of the Katfia is a trained enforcer, and has "earned da bones". In case yous was gettin' some stupid idea or somethin'.

I'd like to meet:

The Katfia would like to meet everyone who is a Phan of Katharine Hope McPhee. In order for us to do our job, we rely on the efforts of Phans to help keep us informed of nefarious activities directed at Kat.

So, if you're a Phan, ask to be added to our friends list - we'd love to have you.



The Hope Necklace to Benefit the Children
See our links section for details. Do it for the children.

Love Story ...The Next Hit Single.
Be Sure and Request it
on Your Local Radio Station

Buy Katharine's Album Today and Request "Over It" and "Love Story" on Your Local Radio Station

If you need help finding out which radio stations you should be
calling, the KatPack Street Team can help you.
You'll find a link to their page in my links section.

Request...Request...Request

We're not kiddin' here. Really.

If you would like to make a positive comment about Katharine's music or order her new CD, click on these links.

Please remember - don't bash another artist or make personal attacks against another poster, no matter how obnoxious they may be.

We are Katharine fans, and we are a class act.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

We'll raise up our glasses against evil forces...
Singing whiskey for our men, beer for our horses.

The Katfia Chopper Outside American Idol Headquarters Letting Them Know How We Feel

How far has the Katfia influence spread?
Hometowns of visitors since December 19, 2006

You Got Something to Say to Us?


All of the Katfia's Extended Family of Friends

Music:



Links

Do It For The Children
Jeweler extraordiaire Lexi Lu has created a special necklace to benefit the Lollipop Theater Network . This charity is dedicated to bringing the magic of movies, currently in theatrical release, to children confined to hospitals nationwide due to chronic and life-threatening illnesses. 50% of the proceeds from the sale of this necklace will be donated to Lollipop. Click on the graphic below to order yours today!

Heroes:


Villains

The Emperor of RCA



Simon Fuller for not inviting Katharine back for Season 6, even though he knew it would mean a lot to her.

David Letterman, who obviously thinks Stupid Pet Tricks are more interesting than Katharine McPhee.

Top ten reasons Letterman hasn't had Katharine on the show:

10. He's jealous of Nick Cokas.

9. He's an idiot.

8. He was told he can't pull a 'Tyra Banks'.

7. He's an idiot.

6. Pissed that another pretty lady, Danica Patrick, left him for an Italian named Andretti.

5. He's an idiot.

4. Katharine hasn't taught Nena any stupid tricks.

3. He's an idiot.

2. Thinks Paula Abdul is the sexiest woman ever to appear on American Idol.

1. And last, but certainly not least, he's an idiot.



My Blog

It's time to roll up da sleeves and get to work. Capisce?

Yo,Wit da Katharine's album comin' out and all, the trolls are startin' to show up too. Ya know da kind we talkin' 'bout - ain't got nothin' better ta do 'cept trash our girl.Now, don't get me wrong h...
Posted by the Katfia on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:57:00 PST

Katfia in Talks With St. Louis Blues

The Hollywood Tattletale"If you subscribe to us...you need a life"St. Louis - Clueless Press International  The Katfia, renowned protector of American darling Katharine McPhee, is reportedly talk...
Posted by the Katfia on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:33:00 PST

"Trolls" by KatFan49

Trolls live under bridges and attack innocent, decent folk who happen by. It's their nature, it's what they do.If you are talented, trolls will say you are not, because they are not.If you are attract...
Posted by the Katfia on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 07:47:00 PST

Deep Inside the Katfia

The Hollywood Tattletale"If you subscribe to us...you need a life" Exclusive ReportNew York - Clueless Press International   On Tuesday, this reporter received an unexpected, yet as it turne...
Posted by the Katfia on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST