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Jake G.

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About Me


Tell Us a Little About...
What is your name?: Jacob Allen Gerard
How old are you?: 22 years
When is your Birthday?: March 25
What is your zodiac sign?: Aries
Where were you born?: Grand Rapids, Michigan
Where do you live now?: Grandville, Michigan
What color eyes do you have?: Blue-Green
What color hair do you have?: Dark Brown
How tall are you?: 6 ft. 0
How much do you weigh?: 180 Lbs.
What is your race?: I'm a white guy
What is your worst fear?: Getting old,
Do you smoke?: not anymore
Do you drink?: not so much anymore, but sometimes
Do you swear?: trying to do that less too
Do you use drugs?: no, but i'll take a toke once in a while
Have you ever or will you ever steal?: stole a shot glass from Hooters once
Are you dependable and/or trustworthy?: well, not really, i'm working on that, I am trustworthy, but we've all done shady things I suppose
Do you play in a band or play an instrument?: Play guitar, and tinker with piano, drums, and bass, I can also play the trumpet a bit, I played in a band for 3 and half years, and I jam with people from time to time
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?: piercings yes, no tats yet
If you had a favorite serial killer who would it be?: Son of Sam
If you had a choice about how you wanted to die what would it be?: Tragically, possibly carrying wounded comrades, or saving a puppy from a burning building
Do you ever get jealous of somebody else?: Yes
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive?: Can be
Are you a violent person?: Violent tendencies, but all in all I believe in peace
What is your favorite game?: Football, otherwise I like Trivial Pursuit
What is your favorite movie?: Almost Famous
Who is your favorite band?: Jimi Hendrix Experience, or Guns n Roses
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?: Modernist Literature ex: Hemingway,Sinclair Lewis, Fitzgerald, also Steinbeck, Mailer, Also like to read the Almanac, Magazines: Newsweek, National Geographic, Guitar Player,
What is your favorite color?: Orange
What is your favorite food?: Chicken Wings, Bratwursts,
What is your favorite drink?: A nice IPA, otherwise a good cup of black coffee
Are you a virgin?: No
Are you kinky?: not paticularly
Do you like biting?: wouldn't say I like it, but doesn't really bother me
Do you watch pornography?: I've watched but do not watch,
Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?: My buddies all shaved our heads for something to do, and when we'd go to parties everyone thought we were skinheads,
Are you religious?: Can be
Do you stand for originality and creativity?: Almost exclusively
Do you like meeting new people?: Very much so
What do you like most about life?: unexplained events,Creativity, Self-Expression, human interaction, nature,
What do you dislike most about life?: Injustice, Ignorance, Apathy, Tragedy,
Do you believe in love at first sight?: I guess if you believe in love, you should believe it can happen at any point in time
Do you own a car?: Yes
What is your favorite season?: Fall
Pick One...
Snowboarding or Skiing?: i guess Skiing, never done either of them
Coke or Pepsi?: coke
Cats or dogs?: Dogs
Really smart or really hot?: Really smart
Really successful or really popular?: Successful
Really rich or really famous?: Famous
Smart and depressed or stupid and happy?: Smart and Depressed
Summer or winter?: Summer
Spring or fall?: Fall
Hot or cold?: Hot
Love or lust?: Lust
Chocolate or vanilla?: Vanilla
Skateboarding or surfing?: Surfing
Rain or Sun?: Rain
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My Interests

Literature, Politics, Sports, Music, Guitar, Outdoors, Running, the 1990's, Saracasm...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who likes cool shit, plays music, or finds something intriguing about myself.Otherwise, Keith Richards.Ten Years After

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Music:

Led Zeppelin, The Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Guns 'N Roses, Ten Years After, The Black Rebel Motorcyle Club, The Ramones, Cocksnot, Danzig, The Offspring, Avail, The Pantera, White Zombie, Sepultura, The Buzzcocks, The Pixies, Nirvana, Howlin Wolf, Blind Willie Mctell, Buddy Guy, Robert Johnson, Son House, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, The Eagles of Death Metal, Bob Dylan, Donovan, Chuck Berry,Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Black Sabbath, Still Water, The Allman Brothers Band, Derek Trucks, Weezer, Green Day, Taj Mahal, AC/DC, Richie Havens, Robin Trower, Thin Lizzy, Cat Stevens, John Mayall and the Bluesbreakers, Peter Green, Fleetwood Mac, The Velvet Underground, Del Shannon, Everly Brothers, Hawkwind, Elliot Smith, Pink Floyd, Van Morrison, David Bowie, Beulah, Iggy Pop and the Stooges, White Stripes, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristoffersen, John Frusciante, Kyuss, Fireball Ministry,Johnny Winter, Mountain, Hank Williams Sr., Eddie Cochran, Joan Jett, Warrant, Beastie Boys, Outkast, Mos Def, Sponge, Savoy Brown, MC5, The Pretty Things, Hot Carl and the Sluts, fucken any good blues, old school punk/hardcore, guitar rock, old country, bluegrass, raw rock n roll.... The list goes on and on....

Movies:

Almost Famous, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Squid and the Whale, The Royal Tenenbaums, Red Dawn, Lords of Dogtown, Full Metal Jacket, The Thin Red Line, Woodstock, Tommy Boy, Waynes World, Ace Ventura, The Song Remains the Same,

Television:

Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Sportscenter, PTI, Freaks and Geeks, Old SNL, Comedy Central Presents..., Venture Brothers, Wonder Years, Boy Meets World, Conan, Leno, The Simpsons,

Books:

The Sun Also Rises, For Whom the Bell Tolls, A Farewell to Arms, The Stranger,The Naked and the Dead, According to the Rolling Stones, The Caine Mutiny, Heart of Darkness, Treasure Island,

Heroes:

Ernest Hemingway, Keith Richards, Jimi Hendrix, Robert Johnson, George Harrison, Eric Clapton, Duane Allman, Bob Dylan, Alvin Lee, Scotty Moore, Teddy Roosevelt, Winston Churchill, Barry Sanders, Norman Mailer, J.R. Cash, Brian Schmidt, William Miller