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Paddy Knives

fuckin yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????!!!!!!!!!!

About Me

i am Paddy Knives. That is not my real name, its my dj name but everyone calls me that (except for fam obviously). my arch enemy is cheese, it is my nemesis, i realise that i will never eradicate this scourge but will fight it and its associates (milk, cream and butter) at any and every opportunity. SAY NO TO CH**SE!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

my main joy of life is tv and music. old tv though, the tv of the 60s and 70s, you known spys and secret agents and that sort of thing. as for music i mostly listen to sexy tough house, especially the frence variety. ragged arse thumpy breaks, non rude hip hop (as in rude boy, not stuff without swearing), i enjoy swearing also such as "kiss my swingers you shit sucking son of a whore", "rim my cheese" or "you fuck nosed sack of twat". i do like Doctor Who as well. big into Lost and The 4400 and Battlestar Galactica and Heroes, anime - full metal alchemist, bleach, naruto, Hokuto no Ken.

I'd like to meet:

random maddies but especially a soul mate (is it you?!)

Music:

60s, 70s, psych, soul, disco, electro, old school hip-hop, Madchester, house, acid, old skool, techno, tech-house, breaks, dnb, the only chart musiv i like seems to be rnb, this genre has been really interesting since 2000 with some fantastic production, i think most other chart music is shit, the dance is either cheesy or old (with a new vocal stuck on it)or shit production trance

Movies:

kung fu, horror, sci-fi, sci-fi horror, kung fu horror, japanese, korean, Godzilla, superhero movies, Troma, Anime, comedies (NOT ROM-COMS), star wars

Television:

Lost, BSG, Chris Morris, Garth Merengie's Darkplace, man to Man with Dean Learner, Dr Who, blakes 7, sapphire and steel, the persuaders, the protectors, the avengers, the prisoner, dangerman, wonder woman, six million dollar man, the bionic woman, the incredible hulk, south park, Armando Ianuchi, Terry Nation,Kung Fu, star trek.Lost, The 4400, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, anime - full metal alchemist, bleach, naruto, Hokuto no Ken

Books:

well i used to big horror and sci-fi reader but since i stared back at education ive only read text books, but i have enjoyed THE AGE OF REASON by Thomas Paine, THE GOLDEN BOUGH by James Frazer, MYTHS FROM MESOPOTAMIA by Stephanie Dalley, ANCIENT ASTRONAUTS, COSMIC COLLISIONS by William H Stiebing and THE SACRED MUSHROOM AND THE CROSS by John Alegro, this is particully fantastci because he theorises that early Christianity was a fertility cult and all the members got mashed on magic mushrooms, the virgin birth is actually about how mushrooms are created, Jesus was a mushroom, not a person and his name translate to fertility juice (or spunk)

Heroes:

Thomas Paine, Adam West as Batman, Capt. Kirk and Shatner in general, Spiderman from the comics, Caine from Kung Fu, Steve Austin (the six million dollar man), Paul Darrow as Avon in Blakes 7, Robert Vaughn, Tom Baker

My Blog

MINCE PIE DISAPOINTMENT

once again it is mince pie season and lo every fucker has got em. supermarkets greengrocers, newsagents, cornershps, offies, greggs and all that sort of thing. And again there are numerous varieties o...
Posted by Paddy Knives on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

MY TOILET ADVENTURE

just a note about the wonderful semi-mashed episode i just had in the toilet at home. i happened upon the idea of takin pictures of myself at arms lenght BUT looking in the mirror at the same time to ...
Posted by Paddy Knives on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:11:00 PST

how ive wasted my shitty time this last week

firstly ignore the gramatical errors and spelling mistakes, i can type faster if i am less concerned with accuracy, which i am.# this week its been rreading week at uni and i have done no reading, iha...
Posted by Paddy Knives on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:33:00 PST