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Clyde

Proper can't be arsed with Myspace!

About Me


I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !
Clyde does not drink
Clyde does not smoke
Clyde does not take drugs
Clyde has never done these things and is proud
Clyde loves deviance in all forms
Clyde is pissed off 'mannimal' has never been re-run
Clyde enjoys clothing made of corduroy
Clyde is a bad ass guitarist and will flamenco your face
Clyde is very clever
Clyde has no patience for fools
Clyde feels younger than he is
Clyde isn't that social
Clyde is sexually very flexible
Clyde enjoys food and is a bad ass chef
Clyde has a Mace Windu Lightsabre! But no cloak which upsets him greatly
I'm pretty cool. I jacked in my well paid accountant lifestyle to retrain as a learning disabilities nurse so that I may serve some use to humanity before I shuffle off this mortal coil. So between now and death, please don't be scared of saying hello!Oh, and if I wanted to listen to your shit band I would add you myself so don't go adding me without at least saying hello in a 'un-mass mailed style'! It guarentees you get binned! Cheers!

My Interests

Blimey..Guitar above everything! Any style though I favour Classical/flamenco now I have been recently getting back into Neoclassical shred and retracing some sweep picking. Lockpicking and various other illegal knowledge I like collecting. Currently learning Hypnosis too. I love knives particularly Balisongs and I am a bit fucked off Ebay have banned them from being on sale internationally! Nevermind, you can still get them into Britain from Knifezilla.

I'd like to meet:

Erm..Thats a toughie. I dunno really. I've met Michael Angelo and I've inadvertently felt up the arse of Nicko McBrain so there are two major celebs! I've also met most of the Gladiators and they were all fucking short arses! Even that 'Hawk' prick. Would love to meet Jim Gillette as well. Who's he? See below! He can break crystal goblets with his mighty screams! FACT!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

All. No boundaries!I like Urban (had tickets for Lady Sovereign) to Metal (Trivium are next to be seen this year!)I'm looking forward to being a granddad and giving my grandkid some Meshuggah to listen to. How weird will that be, eh?

Movies:

Anything excepting 'romco' bollocks!

Television:

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Books:

Anything fantasy and 'out there'. Currently reading through the Vampire Chronicles and very good it is too! Can't wait for the next Potter! Gay, I know...

Heroes:

Anyone who can do anything better than me! Until I've learned that is....

My Blog

Arghhhh!

Why is my concientious objector opinion of physical restraint of people with Learning Disability so strangely recieved?!?! Why is it people do not seem to think that meeting violence with controlled v...
Posted by Clyde on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:13:00 PST

Big noses rule!

I only ever had two types of childhood accident, on a frequent basis. One was standing on nails and the other was having my nose bust.I ran into doors, ran into peoples faces, had baseballs chucked at...
Posted by Clyde on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:25:00 PST

The homeless - a critique

Are inept at being homeless! Its true.Ok, now if I'm walking about and a homeless person asks me for some cash, then if I have got it, I give it. No big deal. I don't really care what they do with it ...
Posted by Clyde on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:24:00 PST

Scientologists are fucking freaks. Official

Ever found yourself standing around in the street when suddenly you spot an intriguing advert on the side of a passing bus. It'll usually be an illustration a' la 'Watchtower' style of two hands putti...
Posted by Clyde on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:23:00 PST

Enlightenment

"Diamond geezer", "Fucking star", "You really are brilliant.", "Dude, you're really cool."I've had these phrases aimed at my person at more than one occasion. You probably have had too. And in receipt...
Posted by Clyde on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:22:00 PST

Wee wee camera

Pah!Don't you just lurve that disclaimer so cheerily given out by members of the medical fraternity prior to doing something clearly and obviously unpleasant to you. It must be the first thing old Hip...
Posted by Clyde on Tue, 23 May 2006 06:18:00 PST