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Central Punishing Unit

Loved by Thousands, Hated by Millions

About Me

Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother.
And my sister and my brother.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people.
Back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me.
They bid me take my place among them.
In the halls of Valhalla.
Where the brave may live forever.

My Interests

Metal! All things to do with music (listening, creation, study, etc.) Being crass. Driving fast on the freeway. Spending time with the best friends a guy could want.

I'd like to meet:

Your mother.

Music:

1349, 8 Foot Sativa, A Canorous Quintet, A Perfect Circle, Abdunor, Abigor, Abominant, Aborted, Aborym, Abremalin, Absu, Abyssos, AC/DC, Acrimonious, Aeon, Aeternus, Affliction, Agalloch, Agathodaimon, Aghora, Ajattara, Akercocke, Alas, Alastis, Alchemist, Algazanth, Alice In Chains, Alkonost, All Out War, All Shall Perish, Allfader, Altera Enigma, Amon Amarth, Amorphis, Amortis, Anal Blast, Anal Cunt, Anal Stench, Anata, Ancient Wisdom, And Oceans, Angantyr, Angelcorpse, Anger As Art, Angmar, Ankla, Annihilator, Anorexia Nervosa, Antaeus, Anthrax, Antroprofagus, Apocalyptica, Aradin Azun, Arafel, Arch Enemy, Ares Kingdom, Arise, Arvinger, Asphyx, Astaroth, Astarte, Astriaal, At The Gates, Atanatos, Atheist, Audiopain, Avenger Of Blood, Averse Sefira, Avulsed, Axamenta, Azaghal, Azarath, Azeroth, Bal-Sagoth, Barathrum, Bathory, Beheaded, Behemoth, Behind The Scenery, Bela Fleck And The Flecktones, Belenos, Belphegor, Beneath The Massacre, Benediction, Bethlehem, Bewitched, Biohazard, Bishop Of Hexen, Black Horizons, Black Sabbath, Blackstorm, Bleeding Through, Blinded By Faith, Blood Of Christ, Blood Tsunami, Bloodbath, Bloodhammer, Bloodline, Bloodstar, Bloodthorn, Bloodthrone, Blot Mine, Body Count, Bolt Thrower, Book Of Black Earth, Borknagar, Born Of Thorns, Brimstone, Broken Hope, Brutal Truth, Burden Of Grief, Burning Inside, Cabal, Cacophany, Cadaver Inc, Caliban, Callenish Circle, Cancer, Candlemass, Cannae, Cannibal Corpse, Carcass, Carnival In Coal, Carpathian Forest, Carpticon, Catamenia, Cataract, Catastrophic, Celestia, Celtic Frost, Centinex, Cephalic Carnage, Cerberus, Ceremonial Castings, Chris Poland, Chthonic, Cirith Gorgor, Clandestine Blaze, Conspiracy, Construcdead, Control Denied, Coram Lethe, Coroner, Corpus Christii, Corrosion Of Conformity, Covenant, Creature, Crematorium, Crest Of Darkness, Crimson Moonlight, Crimson Moon, Cripple Bastards, Crowbar, Cryptic Wintermoon, Cryptopsy, Cumchrist, Curse, Cynic, Dan Swano, Danzig, Dark Angel, Dark Forest, Dark Fortress, Dark Funeral, Dark Tranquillity, Darkane, Darkness, Darkside, Darkwoods My Betrothed, Dawn, Dawn Of Azazel, Dead Silent Slumber, Dead Syndicate, Deamons Embrace, Death, Deathchain, Deathwitch, Decapitated, Deceiveron, December Moon, December Wolves, Decrepit Birth, Deeds Of Flesh, Defiled, Deicide, Dekapitator, Demolition Hammer, Demoncy, Demonical, Demonized, Deofel, Depraved, Der Gerwelt, Desaster, Despised Icon, Destroyer 666, Destruction, Detachment, Devastation, Devin Townsend, Devourment, Dew Scented, DHG, Diabolical Masquerade, Diabolic, Dies Ater, Dies Irae, Diesel Machine, Dimension Of Doomed, Dimension Zero, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Disincarnate, Disiplin, Dismal Euphony, Disparaged, Dissection, Dissenter, Divine Empire, Dodheimsgard, Dominium, Down, Dragonforce, Dragonlord, Dreams Of Damnation, Dottnar, Drudkh, Dying Fetus, Each Passing Moment, Ebony Tears, Edenshade, Edge Of Sanity, Einherjer, Eluveitie, Embraced, Emperor, Enraged, Ensiferum, Enslaved, Enthroned, Entombed, Entwined, Epicedium, Eschaton, Esoteric, Evergrey, Excurses, Exhausted Prayer, Exhorder, Exhumation, Exhumed, Exmortem, Exodus, Exorcist, Extol, Exventer, Faith No More, Falkenbach, Fastkill, Fate Thirteen, FDISK, Finntroll, Fleshcrawl, Folkearth, Forbidden, Forefather, Forest Of Fog, Forest Of Impaled, Forest Stream, Forgotten Tomb, Forlorn, Formicide, Forn Valdyrheim, Frightmare, From Beyond, From The Ashes, Frostmoon Eclipse, Frozen, Frozen Death, Funeral Fog, Gates Of Ishtar, General Surgery, Genital Grinders, Ghoul, Gjenferdsel, Gloomy Grim, Goatwhore, God Dethroned, Goddess Of Desire, Golden Dawn, Gorath, Goratory, Gordion Knot, Gore Penetration, Gorefest, Gorerotted, Gorgasm, Gorgoroth, Gorguts, Gospel Of The Horns, Grave, Graveland, Graveworm, Grief Of Emerald, Grievance, Grimfist, Grimness, Grip Inc, Grond, Guerrilla, Guttural Secrete, Gwar, Haggard, Halford, Handful Of Hate, Hate Eternal, Hate Squad, Hatesphere, Heaven Shall Burn, Hecate Enthroned, Hegemon, Heidenreich, Helheim, Hellfucked, Hellsaw, Helrunar, Helmdale, Himinbjorg, Hirax, Hobbs Angel Of Death, Hollenthon, Holocaustia, Horna, Hybrid Freak Division, Hypnosia, Hypocrisy, I, Iced Earth, Ihsahn, Illdisposed, Illnath, Immolation, Immortal, Impaled, Impaled Nazarene, In Aeternum, In Flames, In Quest, In Thy Dreams, Incantation, Incriminated, Incubus, Indigenous, Infectious Grooves, Infernal Hate, Infernal Majesty, Inferno, Infestation, Infestdead, Ingurgitating Oblivion, Iniquity, Invasion, Iron Maiden, Isengard, It Dies Today, James Murphy, Jesters Funeral, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, John Williams, Jungle Rot, Kalmah, Kataklysm, Katatonia, Keep Of Kalessin, Kevorkian, Kinnetic Dissent, Kings Evil, Korpiklaani, Krabathor, Kralizec, Kreator, Kreuzweg Ost, Krisiun, Krux, Kult Ov Azazel, Kvist, Kyuss, Last Chapter, Led Zeppelin, Lefay, Legend Of Myth, Legion, Legions, Lemming Project, Les Claypool, Liar Of Golgotha, Lipid, Lita Ford, Lividity, Lockup, Lord Astaroth, Lord Belial, Lord Gore, Lorde Of All Desires, Lothlorien, Love Lies Bleeding, Luca Turilli, Luciferion, Lumsk, Luna Ad Noctum, Lux Occulta, M.O.D., Macabre, Machine Head, Mactaetus, Magog, Maleficentia, Malevolent Creation, Malignant Eternal, Malvery, Manegarm, Manes, Marduk, Mareridt, Massacra, Mausoleum, Mayhem, Meat Shits, Megadeth, Melechesh, Mephistopheles, Meridian, Meshuggah, Metallica, Mictlantecuhtli, Midwinter, Mindrot, Ministry, Misery Index, Mithotyn, Moire, Monstrosity, Moonsorrow, Morbid Angel, Morgan Lefay, Morgion, Morgoth, Mork Gryning, Mortal Decay, Mortem, Mortiis, Motorhead, Mourning Beloveth, Mr. Bungle, Mundanus Imperium, Myrskog, Mysteriis, Mysterium, Mystic Circle, Naglfar, Nailbomb, Napalm Death, Nasum, Nebron, Nebular Moon, Necrofrost, Necronomicon, Necrophagia, Necrophagist, Necrophobic, Negura Bunget, Nema, Nemesis Inferi, Neuraxis, Nexusseis, Nifelheim, Nightwish, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Nocte Obducta, Noctes, Noctuary, Nocturnal Breed, Nocturnal Rites, Nocturnal Winds, Nocturnus, Non Serviam, Norther, Notre Dame, Novembers Doom, Novembre, O.S.I., Obituary, Obsidian Gate, Obtained Enslavement, Octinomous, Odium, OHM, Old Man's Child, Onkel Tom Angelripper, Only Living Witness, Opeth, Ophthalamia, Oppressor, Origin, Orphanage, Ozzy Osbourne, Paingod, Pantera, Panzerchrist, Parkway Drive, Pennywise, Penumbra, Perished, Pest, Possessed, Powertrash, Primordial, Primus, Pro-Pain, Protector, Prototype, Psychosis, Psychostick, Psycroptic, Psypheria, Pungent Stench, Putrid Pile, Pyaemia, Queen, Queensryche, Quo Vadis, Raise Hell, Ralph Santolla, Raven Mad, Raza De Odio, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Reign Of Erebus, Release, Ressurected, Resurrection, Rhapsody, Ribspreader, Riger, Rise, Rising Moon, Ritual, Rob Johnson, Rollins Band, Rotting Christ, Rush, Rusty Cooley, S.O.D., Sacramentum, Sacrifice, Sacrilege, Sadist, Sadistic Intent, Samael, Sanguis, Saprogenic, Sargoth, Sarkom, Satanic Slaughter, Satariel, Sathanas, Saturnus, Satyricon, Sausage, Scarve, Scheitan, Scorpions, Scott Mishoe, Sentenced, Septic Flesh, Sepultura, Seth, Setherial, Shade, Shape Of Despair, Siebenburgen, Single Bullet Theory, Sinister, Sirius, Six Feet Under, Skid Row, Skinless, Skrew, Slayer, Sleep Terror, Slumber, Sodom, Soilwork, Solitude Aeturnus, Sothis, Soulreaper, Soundgarden, Source Of Tide, Spawn Of Possession, Spiral Architect, Splatterhouse, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stigmhate, Stiny Plamenu, Stone Temple Pilots, Stormbringer, Stormlord, Suffocation, Suicidal Tendencies, Suidakra, Summon, Sworn Enemy, Symphony X, Taake, Tad, Taetre, Temptamentum, Terra Tenebrae, Terrorizer, Testament, The Chasm, The Crown, The Doors, The Forsaken, The Haunted, The Legion, The Machete, The Project Hate, The Prophecy, The Sins Of Thy Beloved, Theory In Practice, Therion, Thornspawn, Throes Of Dawn, Throne Of Chaos, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Thy Grief, Thy Infernal, Thy Primordial, Thy Serpent, Thyrane, Thyrfing, Tiamat, Tidfall, Tool, Torture Squad, Tower, Trauma, Tristania, Tristitia, Trollech, Troll, Tsjuder, Tulus, Turisas, Twilight Ophera, Twin Obscenity, Ugly Kid Joe, Ulver, Uncle Fucker, Unleashed, Vader, Vaginal Jesus, Veil, Velvet Thorns, Venom, Vesania, Victor Wooten, Vinterland, Violation, Vital Remains, Voivod, Vomitory, Vreid, Vuvr, Wald, Walhalla, Waltari, Watain, Weakling, Weird Al, White Lion, White Zombie, Windir, Winterthrall, Witchery, Wolfpack, Yattering, Yngwie Malmsteen, Zao, Zimmer's Hole, Zubrowska, Zyklon, and whatever else that kicks ass which I have yet to hear. Updated 7-23-2007

Movies:

Trying to make a list of movies I like would render my keyboard dead. Instead I should say that I really enjoy movies of all types. Horror's my favorite (yeah how cliche right?). I dig movies that warp your mind for the time that you spend watching them.

Television:

TV rots your brain, although there are a few series I download and stay on top of. Dexter, House, Prison Break, Heroes, My Name is Earl, South Park, Simpsons, American Dad, Family guy, etc.

Books:

I wish I had more time to read, really. I used to read a lot of Stephen King stuff when I was a kid. Could explain my pleasant manner nowadays now couldn't it? Anyone actually reading this profile, I've got 50 bucks at barnes and nobles I need to blow, so recommend something.

Heroes:

People who stand up for their beliefs and fight for true justice. Many have shaped my life over the years, but my brother and my father will be mentioned here above all.

My Blog

The Daily Dumb 6-27-2008

Another pointless website.Who molested Corey Haim?Nice read.Quake 3 map of the simpsons. Pretty damn elaborate.Let grandma show you how to play with those beakers.Oh man..... ouch.... Pogo S...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:09:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-26-2008

Pictures that will satisfy your inner pyro.How fast can you type the alphabet? I tried about 10 times and got 4.1 seconds at best. Tricky shit.This is somewhere near the top of the list of shit I ne...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:18:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-25-2008

Today's pointless website.I believe in God. Where do you think I get my drugs?Carlin was fucking awesome. Her hair gets caught and the guy doesn't realize it. Co-Host Gets Hair Caug...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 02:15:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-24-2008

Amusing news bloopers.Cartwheel of death?!?! WTF!Dragster accident. The driver died. Suckage. :(Dumbass with a capital R.Come on Barbie let's go party.This highway really blows.10 best/worst regiona...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:13:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-23-2008

First I want to say a little something about George Carlin. He passed away several hours ago and I just got the news myself. He was the first stand up comedian that I really admired for his views on...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:48:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-20-2008

Interesting animal facts.It's about time someone made this website.Al Pacino soundboard prank call.The Japanese can be truly frightening.Metallica-Kill Em All is officially 25 years old next week. Ja...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 01:20:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-19-2008

6 terrifying allergies you can actually get.Great rock star outbursts.My first computer is actually in one of these advertisements. Way to make me feel old assholes.I'd probably watch more skate comp...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 02:32:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-18-2008

Pointless website of the day.Man, I smelled this coming like a fart in a car. Too Steep for a Rhino - Watch more free videosBroken neck on live TV Japanese Host Breaks Neck Live on T...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:26:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-17-2008

This guy won't be a pilot any time soon.I hope she kicked that dude in the nuts when the camera turned off, although she should have done it on the air.The next Tony Hawk?What's next, bigfoot?How to w...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 12:58:00 PST

The Daily Dumb 6-16-2008

A pig in boots, just because.13 unlucky celebrities.Release it already.You know it's the right thing to do.Some people need better friends.Look ma, I'm on TV.Psycho puppy.This stuff is still more stab...
Posted by Central Punishing Unit on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:35:00 PST