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Sideburns

I felt guilty once, but then she woke up.

About Me

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My Interests

Music:

Alice in Chains, Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Nirvana, Nine Inch Nails, Foo Fighters, Rob/White Zombie, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, the Doors, the Meat Puppets, Mudhoney, Silverchair, Stone Temple Pilots, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Probot, Ozzy, Black Label Society, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Scream, Jerry Cantrell, Mad Season, Screaming Trees, Pantera, Metallica, Megadeth, Mark Lanegan, Queens of the Stone Age, Rush, Queensryche, Queen, Motorhead, The Who, Pink Floyd, the Beatles, Elvis, The Jesus Lizard, Tad, the Melvins, Rage Against the Machine, Velvet Revolver, Audioslave

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill Volume I, Terminator 1-3, Jurassic Park 1-3, Lord of the Rings, Wild Wild West, Frida, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, From Dusk Til Dawn, Queen of the Damned, Scarface, The Godfather series, The Goodfellas, Casino, Taxi, Home Alone 1&2, Stephen King's It, The Shawshank Redemption

Television:

Chapelle's Show, South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, the Simpsons, American Dad, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Stroker & Hoop, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Cowboy Bebop, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ghost in the Shell, Samurai Champloo, Late Night Conan O'Brien, Late Night With David Letterman, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, American Morning, Robin and Friends, Countdown w/ Keith Olbermann, Lou Dobbs Tonight

Books:

John Steinbeck, Gen. John G. Meyers, Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Che Guevara, Charles Cross, Edgar Allen Poe, William Burroughs, some Anne Rice is good, Al Franken (hilarious!), Bill Clinton, Theodore Roosevelt, T.S. Eliot, Anthony Burgess, George Orwell, Karl Marx, Thomas Jefferson, Alexander Hamilton, Erwin Rommel, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Norman Schwartzkopf, J.R.R. Tolkien, William Golding, C.S. Lewis, Michael Shaara

Heroes:

I have alot of heroes.

My Blog

Attention Customers

Look, I don't give a fuck if you're in a hurry.  And I don't need to explain myself to you.  Your hair turned gray waiting in line?  Well then, maybe if I stand there and make you wait ...
Posted by Sideburns on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST

Buried Alive

I wish I were a fly, so quickly I would dieWhat ifs are a kind, of nothing to relyUpon your stony face, I lie into my placeInside your temple lies, what we had what diedInto the grave, buried aliveThe...
Posted by Sideburns on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 07:36:00 PST

Worthless To Me.

I've never felt so betrayedYou had it made in the shadeThrough a pool of lies I wadeYou couldn't even wait, one dayI have never fallen so farLeap from moving carYour love will break my fallI had it al...
Posted by Sideburns on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 07:03:00 PST

Space and Time

You had your time, you had your spaceThis shit blew up, in your faceMake feelings up, and give them namesWhen in the end, you're all to blameI say get away from meeeOh let me breatheStop this sufferin...
Posted by Sideburns on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:34:00 PST

I'm seeing a Chiropractor...

I'm hoping to get my back fixed because it's fucking killing me.If you care, check back here in this blog entry for updates as I go along.Wish me luck, bitches!
Posted by Sideburns on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:26:00 PST

I feel like shit today, what else is new?

Someone cheer me up.  Or not.  But please do, if you can.
Posted by Sideburns on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 10:01:00 PST

Eats Me Inside

This is a rough draft of a song.  I don't have all the music and lyrics finished yet but I'll post it anyway.You talk about meWhen I'm goneAnd you think I'm notWho I amWell I don't careWho you ar...
Posted by Sideburns on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 09:50:00 PST

Other Side

Other Sideby Brian LarsenI forgive you God for you have sinnedYou let the cancer winAnd while he died you wore that grinEnjoy the sufferingLord, you let them do it againAnd wore my patience thinIt was...
Posted by Sideburns on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 08:28:00 PST

Cycle

Cycleby Brian LarsenSo he can't keep youYour soul is see-thruYou see me sleepingI see death creepingI know you'll come backComplete this cycleYou know you're helplessSo let's recycleHave I found a new...
Posted by Sideburns on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST

Blew It

Blew Itby Brian LarsenOh, just my luckLook how I've fucked upWatch me sink deeper in The sands of sufferingYou can watch me failAnd I get impaledI open my mouthEveryone hears aloudIf you can make me, ...
Posted by Sideburns on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 09:39:00 PST