YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM BOSTON IF...
* Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.
* You don't think you have an attitude.
* You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and oncoming traffic always expects it.
* You're madd amped about the 2006 World Series.
* You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as everyone else.
* You're neurotic, pessimistic and stubborn.
* You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.
* Your favorite adjective is "madd." (i.e. I'm madd hungry!")
* You know how to cross 4 lanes of traffic in 5 seconds
* If you hear someone say pahk the cah in hahvad yahd one more time youre going to slap them upside the head.
* Anything past Cambridge is the middle of nowhere
* You know that a yellow light means at least 5 more cars can get through.....
and that a red light means 2 more can.
* Crown Victoria = undercover cop
* Subway is a fast food place. The transportation system is known as the T, and only the T
* There are 6 Dunkin Donuts within 20 minutes of your house.
* If you stay on the same road long enough, it will eventually have 3 names
* Someone has honked at you because you didnt peel off the second the
light turned green.
* Youve honked at someone because they didnt peel off the second the
light turned green.
* All the potholes just add excitement to your driving experiences.
* Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only if you feel like it.
* $15 to park is a bargain
* You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic
* You think three straight days of 90 temperatures is a heatwave
* You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting"
* You know how to drive around rotaries
* You can pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Haverhill, Peabody, and Cochituate
* When you're walking you never look before crossing the street, and when you're driving you never brake for pedestrians
* You will always be faithful to Dunkies over Krispy Kreme
* You know what the big dig, central artery, and the green monster are...
and just in case your dumb:
Billerica: Bill-ricka or B'ricka
Cochituate: Co-CHIH-chew-it
Concord: CON-cud
Duxbury: Ducks-bree (applies to all other -bury places,
except Newbury -the town, not the street- which actually
pronounces -berry, because they're stuck up assholes)
Gloucster: GLAWS-tuh
Leicester: Lestuh
Leominster: Lemon-stuh
Norfolk: Nor-F'K
Peabody: Pea-Bah-dee
Ponkapoag: Ponk-ah-pog
Quincy: QUIN-zee
Waltham: Wall-tham
Wampanoag: Wahm-pah-nog
Woburn: WU-bern
Worcester: Wuhstah or Wihstah
Quahog: KO-hog
Squantum: Skwa-num
JEEP
enough said.
Who thinks we're funny (cause i do):
"I like your small country"
"my new colors going to be......silence"
"so is my third base like your homerun?"
"I'm like one of the best looking ones out there.No not funny.Ok not funny yet"
"GOLDEN ROD!"
"boogers like barnacles"
"safety inspection: check"
"facebook is like the yellow pages"
"i'm fresh, i wanted to join my community and wear sleeves."
"say nice things to me dammit or i'll make you call the hotline"
"i didn't tell you how i purged the devil this weekend?"
"hey eilleen i'm gonna go pick up fag wanna come?"
"when DID electricity happen?"
"find me something fun....but not too fun"
"there are some days when i FEEL like my feet are smaller...you know?"
"ow! that's my arm femur!"
"this is the flag of my small country."
"is that were they're calling them now? guitars?"
"if i had to do it over i would only do one bar of ooga cha ka's"
"the bottom of dumb is filled with you"
"can i be your esmarelda"
"dove, the soap of rock stars!"
"it's like queer with an f"
"So even tho that makes me one degree away from DS... that makes you only 3 Degrees away"
"tell them not to touch each other, tell them not to touch each other, OH GOD tell him to put his shirt back on!
"and twister, well, let's just say, it got weird."
"i don't swallow until after an anniversary."
"maybe i'll wear beer cans...hunny, you'll slit your little nippies"
"landscaping to the oldies"
"you know what's funny? your pores get dive bombed and then the hair just jump right out"
"we're just going to sit around and drown in all the love throw up?"
"why does a hanging donkey make you think of me?"
"i preffer patty mayonaise actually."
"THIS CAKE IS IGNORANT!!!"
"my ass stinks like cat food"
"what up gandolf, peace out hobbit"
"Splenda? there shouldn't be Splenda in dinner."
"dry faced sleepy eye syndrom" also known as tight skin
"ugly putter sweat crawl"
"i'm awesome and you can tell me so"
"you're arches are obnoxious."
"sometimes i like to think of africa when i drink it"
PHOTOS!!!
Biggest pet peeve: people who say pacific instead of specific.
