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I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet God and ask her "What the Fuck happened? I mean If love is the light that shines our path, and we're living in the era of the four horsemen, when will the darkness disperse? But just incase that doesn't happen...I'm not picky. Just no posers and choppers...fans of fifty cent..EH-EH...we don't do that around these parts.
Music:
You've gotta have the classics...Luther Vandrosse, Barry White, and of course Teddy. But lately it's just the knowledge spittin underground hip-hop. Immortal Technique, Papoose, KRS 1, Grime, and whoever else spits knowledge. Oh and by the way...Fuck all you mainstream posers out there...Fuck leanin back, and the fuckin letin ya shoulder lean. Anybody who says there isn't a difference between Rap and Hip-Hop doesn't know what they're talking about, and can kiss my left nut.
Books:
The Art of War and The Koran.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael
Birthday: July 29,1987
Birthplace: Modesto
Current Location: Weak ass Dayton...BOO!!
Eye Color: light brown
Hair Color: brown/black...with a few greys
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right...but sometimes I call my left hand "Stranger"..eeemmmm!!
Your Heritage: Hespanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: My Homer Simpson slippers
Your Weakness: wet lips...hmmmm?
Your Fears: not being there for my sisters when if they need me
Your Perfect Pizza: PFFFFTTTT...you can put whatever you want on that baby!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Buy a new truck
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What up tho??
Thoughts First Waking Up: (sigh)...God dammit!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my dick hangs a hefty two inches...........................................FROM THE GROUND!!
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass the fuck out
Your Most Missed Memory: Fuck!! Meetin up with the homies everynight at Applebee park, smokin mad bluntas and sippin that Old English!!...You know who you are!
Pepsi or Coke: "No Coke, Pepsi" -Peter Griffin
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King is Savy...McD's fo sho!
Single or Group Dates: Fuck it, as long as I'm gettin pussy. Ya feel me?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: If I want tea, I'll ask Angie to make me some...she know wus up with the tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like em mixed...I'm 'bout to have myself a SHEXY SHUNDAE!!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: FUCKIN BLUD-UP!!
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: When I take a shower
Do you Shower Daily: I've gotta beat the meat sometime...ya feel me?
Have you Been in Love: Yup...blood sucking bitches...no escape dawg!
Do you want to go to College: DO THAT!
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: yuppers
Do you get Motion Sickness: naw
Do you think you are Attractive: CABOB!!
Are you a Health Freak: naw
Do you get along with your Parents: mostly
Do you like Thunderstorms: yuppers
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar...my balls
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: sippin on some o dat Old English!
In the past month have you Smoked: Grandaddy Yurple, Train wreck, Savy Dayton Schwaggity!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: PPPFFFFFFTTTTT!!!...........Peace be with you! Yayo and Blud-up!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: naw
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: naw
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: just finished that shit...DOUBLE STUFFED BITCH!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not since Huntington Beach
In the past month have you been on Stage: naw
In the past month have you been Dumped: Please....I dont do that!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: If I were in B-Tizy, I probably would.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: naw
Ever been Drunk: Whoever was with me on my 18th birthday...knows this
Ever been called a Tease: One chick called me that, she liked it though.
Ever been Beaten up: shit
Ever Shoplifted: Hey Keebler, member when we were like 6 and got caught snatchin some Bazooka gum from Chevron...Ha-Ha, been Gangsta....SOUTHSIDE!!LOL!
How do you want to Die: I,ve allready seen what's gonna happen
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a father
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil...you know...you know!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/hazel
Favourite Hair Color: Dark ass brown
Short or Long Hair: long and curly
Height: 5'1"-5-3"
Weight: muy pequita
Best Clothing Style: some of that class with a bit of ass...
Number of Drugs I have taken: grips n grips
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: dont regret the decisions you've made, just learn from them.....then BLUD-UP!
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