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. Internet Breathalizer: How Drunk Are You?
Created by EvilAuthor on Memegen.net

BLASTED
That feeling of personal greatness has subsided, but on the plus side, you are entertained by the simplest things, like your friend stumbling, names that sound like body parts, and people telling you that you are drunk (which is OBVIOUSLY false). Alternatively, if you are more of an angry drunk, every little thing is grating on your nerves and reminding you of all the crap you put up with and rage you suppress all day long. You know what? You don't care what they think, but you're sure as hell gonna tell them what YOU think!

Estimated Blood Alcohol Level: 0.105

...Or you're a slut.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
Which of the following contains the least alcohol:
A single shot of hard liquor (vodka, tequila, rum, etc).
They all contain about the same amount of alcohol, on average. Except during Spring Break...
A can/bottle of beer.
A glass of wine.
A Flaming Moe(TM).
A Jello(TM) shooter.
A college student.
". Hollaback Girl Gwen Stefani

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