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About Me

It is the inescapable destiny of man to choose. - Robert Wright--- Good point. Here's another ---To really understand mankind we must look at the two words that make up the word "mankind". "Mank" and "Ind". What do these two words mean? It's a mystery. And that's why so is mankind.
You scored as Tony Almieda. You would never let anything happen to the one you love, even if that means sacrificing more. You help out when needed and are very tactical when it comes to putting a plan together. You can get shot in the necka nd be back up in four hours. You are strong and a great friend.

Tony Almieda

70%

Jack Bauer

55%

David Palmer

45%

Kim Bauer

40%

Michelle Dessler

35%

Sherry Palmer

25%

Chloe O..Brien

20%
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My Interests

Theatre, Scrabble, Crosswords (but I swear I'm not a nerd... I only play the cool version of Lord of the Rings Trivial pursuit... I mean that's not mine... I mean what's Lord of the Rings? Okay fine... I can draw you a chart showing that Elrond is actually Aragorn's great great great great great times a bamanillion uncle), photography, scenic/costume design, numerous other whimsical pursuits

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Monroe... she was a class act

Music:

coheed and cambria, the killers, the violent femmes, David Bowie, U2, Guns and Roses, Queen, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, The Strawberry Alarm Clocks, GREEN DAY, The Talking Heads, Captain Bogg and Salty - yes, yes they are pirates. Do you want to make an issue? I didn't think so. Bon Jovi, Johnny Cash - even before Walk the Line came out. you posers. Awesome - that's their name, and yes, they totally are just that. pretty much anything as long as it's got a beat and you can dance to it.... or brood to it.... or you know.... listen to it... uh, yeah

Movies:

Saving Silverman, Wayne's World, Garage Days (fun with drugs parts 1 and 2... woot), This Is Spinal Tap, Donnie Darko, Tommy Boy (Does this coat make me look fat? No. Your face does), Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Touch of Pink (Whaat?...), A Mighty Wind, The Care Bears Trilogy of fun (that's right, it's a trilogy... Care Bears in Wonderland is the best), Waiting for Guffman, The Usual Suspects ... I could go on and on

Television:

Sex and the City, Friends ... they're guilty pleasures I know... oh the shame... and CSI

Books:

THE VIRGIN SUICIDES ( I know, it sounds so typical which is why I didn't read it for the longest time - but then I did and it was amazing! and you should too... do it... do it) The Prince of Foxes, The Fervent Years, Waiting for Godot, Footfalls, The Portrait of Dorian Gray, Lord of the Rings, The Agony and the Ecstasy, Great Expectations, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dance of the Dwarves, pretty much anything that has pages and words, reading is good, top to bottom left to right words make sentences sentences make paragraphs take tylonol for any headaches mydol for any cramps... Shut up Richard!

Heroes:

Shakespeare, Samuel Beckett, Samuel Shellabarger, Oscar Wilde, Ibsen, Susan Glaspell, anyone who pushes the boundaries of conventional wisdom and creates their own genius. You know.... the ushe

My Blog

a cosmic bone

Okay, so I'm just going to let it be known right off the bat that I've started and then deleted this story several times at this point trying to find the best order in which to tell it. I'm afra...
Posted by Malorie on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

Too prepared?

Okay. So the other day my uncle died - point of digression: I sat here for a good couple minutes trying to figure out a way to say that that wasn't just an out of the blue statement of fact. I couldn'...
Posted by Malorie on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:55:00 PST

a thought: if the door's ajar, DON'T FREAKING GO IN!!!

That's right folks... I have now entered the ranks of all those moronic movie bimbos that I used to make fun of. You know the ones. The girls who actually go outside to investigate the str...
Posted by Malorie on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:57:00 PST

close is for shit.

I just had the worst audition in the history of ever. It was as if I had never acted before in my life. These words were coming out of my mouth and I couldn't stop them. I tried but ...
Posted by Malorie on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 06:56:00 PST

one convert at a time....

Okay, I have made it my new mission in life to bring back the scrunci. I'm at home visiting the family and I totally forgot to bring any hair ties so I had to resort to scrounging around my old room ...
Posted by Malorie on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 01:47:00 PST

business in the front, nothing but party in the back!

I heard the most fabulous thing on the radio today. This saturday night is officially mullet night at the Seahawks game. How great is that? If you have a mullet you get a free ticket to the game and...
Posted by Malorie on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 04:16:00 PST

They're coming and we can't stop them...

I was listening to the radio yesterday and I heard something extremely disturbing: During Hurricane Katrina the security of our great nation was breached and a threat to fun loving sea frolickers was ...
Posted by Malorie on Tue, 27 Sep 2005 10:08:00 PST

fortune my ass

I just got the shittiest fortune cookie in the history of ever: "If your desires are not extravagant , they will be granted." REALLY???? As long as I don't want anything special I just might get it....
Posted by Malorie on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 07:24:00 PST

Who comes up with this poo anyway?

Okay, so there is something that has bothering me a smidgeon over the past few weeks - well, a bit more than a smidgeon actually. Of late the utter futility of social norms in a polite soci...
Posted by Malorie on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:59:00 PST

and they said you can't learn from t.v.....

Okay, so I'm just sitting here in front of the television waiting for my hair to dry (for serious... that's what I'm doing... my life is so exciting) and I flipped to public access programming where I...
Posted by Malorie on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 10:18:00 PST