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lyevil

destroying stuff makes me feel so alive!

About Me


How evil are you?
My name is Jessie. I'm artsy and wild. And sarcastic to the max. Count on me to say what everyone else won't.
I have a quick temper and I'm apt to hold a grudge. However, everything that is me flies from one extreme to the other, so don't be surprised if I go from mean as a snake to sweet as sugar in a matter of minutes. That's just how I am.
I like Sonic the Hedgehog, ninjas, marching band (my dream is to be in the Phantom Regiment's colour guard), and church (though I'm no holy roller). Oh and Star Wars (jango fett = love).
My preference in men is old. The older the better. (Yes, crows feet are hot. Especially Clint Eastwood's.) I usually go for the brown hair, blue eyes combo. (Sam Neill. Oh yes.) Mostly men old enough to be my father or grandfather, so I'm not very successful in any romantic pursuits.
I pretty much do what I want. I drive, I take pictures, I draw. I like to sing very loudly in church and make up motions to the songs with the help of Steen.
Because I have the heart of an adventurous ninja, I enjoy traveling, exploring and trying new things. (which occassionally often leads to mischief.)
I know I do crazy things and I'd like to have people think it's just my nature to do ridiculous things, like show up at their house unannounced or steal lawn ornaments.
Though I love people, I also like to be alone. The sound of nothing is pretty nice too.
My eyebrow is pierced. and someday I might want my lip pierced and to have a tattoo.
Secretly I like monster truck rallies and ice shows and I know I enjoyed Disney World more than any of my siblings. I'm the eldest of five, by the way.
I read too. Michael Crichton, Piers Anthony, and Stephen King are some of my favourite authors, but I'll read just about anything. I like to rescue Piers Anthony books from Grumpy's because I can't afford new books to fuel my fantasy addiction. :(
Kay. Well, find the rest out for yourself. (Fair warning: I'm weird.)
Let's be friends, STAT. :3
Aw, crap...nigga stole my bike!
Ohoho. It's my boyfriend! Who is your Harry Potter love match? (for girls)
Severus SnapeYou clearly do not scare easily. You want a man who is sharp, intellectual, cultured, and not too mushy. Get underneath his cool, sarcastic exterior and who knows what treasures you might find.
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My Interests

Oh, I am too cool. I was asked once to name some hobbies and that made me realise what a weirdo I am, but here are my interests anyway: painting, drawing, photography, reading, writing, acting, making stuff... And I collect lighthouses, antique type things (old books, etc), Star Wars and Jurassic Park memorabilia, and occassionally comic book type stuff.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a number of people...Let's see... Stephen King, Clint Eastwood, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Michael Crichton, Morgan Freeman, Mark Hamill, George Lucas....man I could go on forever.

Music:

I have a wide range of tastes, but that does not include affection for rap and/or country music. Most of what I listen to doesn't have words...and if it does, they usually aren't english words. So just my favourite favourites: Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Less than Jake, Gorillaz, Dir En Grey, Pierrot, Sharon Apple, Daft Punk. Okay. I'm bored. If you're really curious, just ask.

Movies:

Paint Your Wagon, Jurassic Park, The Empire Strikes Back, Jumanji, Event Horizon, Spirited Away, Metropolis, Million Dollar Baby, One Fine Day, Return of the King, Beetle Juice, Sky High Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Max Keeble's Big Move, The Iron Giant, etc, etc, etc.

Television:

I am a kid at heart, so I am inclined to be in love with Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon. I'm a pretty big fan of Discovery (I watched Shark Week and my already broad knowledge of sharks was increased ten fold!) and sometimes I like to watch Modern Marvels. I also stay up late to watch Adult Swim. Yes, that's why I am always tired. (Also due to having to stay up late for vampire slaying.)

Books:

Jurassic Park, Sphere, The Dark Tower series, The Xanth series, What Men Don't Like About Women, The Harry Potter series, Everything's Eventual, Skeleton Crew, A Case of Need, Raptor Red. Oh, and I recently took a shine to the Wheel of Time series. Wait, I read manga too! I am currently exploring the worlds of Bleach, Trinity Blood, Saiyuki and Samurai Champloo. Indeed, I am also a Shonen Jump subscriber.

Heroes:

Heroes are for the birds.

My Blog

fail

I'm going to fail photography. Because I can't seem to get synchronised with the rest of the people I asked to photograph.I've taken two-and-a-half rolls. I can't get all eight prints from those.I'm a...
Posted by lyevil on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 05:44:00 PST

if you’re not busy...

Please share with me a song (or songs) or a particular lyric (or lyrics) that you identify with or feel that describes your life currently or at some point in time helped you survive.Or even a quote.I...
Posted by lyevil on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 08:27:00 PST

they don't want you to be free

"Mr. I-wanna-lock-niggas-up-for-peeing"Ah, Boondocks.Walked a mile and a half today. Oh yes, I'm upping the ante. And of course, we went to the pool again. My chest is all burned now. :( I put on suns...
Posted by lyevil on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST

only liars like cartoons

Oh my gosh. What I wasted day. I spent an hour and thirty minutes at IHOP and we didn't even eat there. Then I drew three superhero themed oekaki (hello oekaki central). What a waste of a day. The Spi...
Posted by lyevil on Fri, 26 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

ninja for hire

So, this past month has been a bit of a whirlwind adventure. Okay, maybe not adventure. I can't decide, but when can I ever? I'm always changing things... I think I have my mind made up and then it ch...
Posted by lyevil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

omgwtf

Someday, just one or two things are gonna go the way I want them to. Woohoo. And I'm gonna start scripting my summer so I can comic book it...or something. Either way, it's going to be going down in h...
Posted by lyevil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

avoiding vampires in your hometown

Oh goodness, I can hardly contain myself...Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince... I'm going with my family to be a total geek at the Harry Potter party at Books-a-Million tonight. I'm going as Vold...
Posted by lyevil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

it's all about appearance

What is the deal with myspace? I don't really like it all that much, but I have one so I can find the ghosts that haunt Chattavegas. (That is, all the people I used to know but now I never see anymore...
Posted by lyevil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sexy personals that ROCK.

Hah. There's an ad that matches my subject title. So, this week has been crazy...And apparently Sean went to jail? Still waiting for details. Hung out with Joey, Dani and Kenzie today. Fun, yeah. ...
Posted by lyevil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

that "did I just lose?!" feeling...

So, I have this feeling. At first I thought I had a victory, but now I'm starting to feel like I was defeated... It was one of those, "I won! hah!" and then, "Wait a sec, how was that a victory?!" I'v...
Posted by lyevil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST