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About Me

Now that it looks like the Senate is controlled by the Democrats, it is time to finally unveil our evil plan: 1. Mandatory homosexuality 2. Drug-filled condoms in schools 3. Introduce the new Destruction of Marriage Act 4. Border fence replaced with free shuttle buses 5. Osama Bin Laden to be Secretary of State 6. Withdraw from Iraq, apologize, reinstate Hussein 7. English language banned from all Federal buildings 8. Math classes replaced by encounter groups 9. All taxes to be tripled 10. All fortunes over $250,000 to be confiscated 11. On-demand welfare 12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish 13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems 14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning 15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8 16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor 17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery 18. God to be mocked roundly 19. Dissolve Executive Branch: reassign responsibilities to UN 20. Jane Fonda to be appointed Secretary of Appeasement 21. Outlaw all firearms: previous owners assigned to anger management therapy 22. Texas returned to Mexico 23. Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day 24. Carter added to Mount Rushmore 25. Modify USA's motto to "Land of the French and the home of the brave"..

My Interests

Hanging out with my beautiful daughter Bailey, Going out to various watering holes with my friends, Playing in my band, and trying to finish school.

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush, So I can spit in his face (Or at least want to spit in his face. I would probably wuss out). He's a bit of an idiot, if you know what I mean... width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

Screeching Weasel, The Queers, Against Me!, Decendents, Dillinger 4, Lagwagon, NOFX, 88 Fingers Louie, Bouncing Souls, Ben Folds, Audio Karate, System Of A Down, American Steel.I SUPPORT THE ANARCHO PAGE

Movies:

Baseketball, Officespace, Anything with Will Ferrel, Braveheart, What's eating Gilbert Grape?, 10 Things I hate About You, Il Postino. (I'm just Kidding about the last one. I have never actualy seen Ill Postino).

Television:

The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Family Guy, American Dad, Lost, Seinfield, Dodger Baseball!

Books:

Animal Farm, Catcher in the Rye, Lies and the Lying liars who tell them, Night, Johnny Got His Gun. Oh, and Text Books. I Loooooove Text Books.

Heroes:

Paul Fernando. Word.

My Blog

I'm leaving myspace... boo fucking hoo.

You know what really "grinds my gears?" People that feel the fucking need to anounce their departure from myspace. Who gives a fuck. What the fuck do you expect? A fucking eulogy for the death of your...
Posted by Andy on Wed, 16 May 2007 02:58:00 PST

If you love Jesus you WILL read this blog!!

So lately I've been seeing all of these stupid bulletins on myspace saying shit like "98% of teens on my space wont stick up for god" or "repost this if you love Jesus!" . Wel...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 08:27:00 PST

Soul Train?

Why is Soul Train STILL on the air? I mean, what kind of person wakes up on saturday afternoon to watch a bunch of dumb asses dancing? Do people watch the show and think, "man I really gotta try dat f...
Posted by Andy on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:09:00 PST

what the fuck is up with vampires??

No seriously...Vampires? What is up with these weird fuckos acting like vampires?....When did Myspace become Transylvania? A note to myspace vampires...get a job and stop cutting yourself/ and or frie...
Posted by Andy on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 02:09:00 PST

when did December 26th become a holliday?

When did this happen? when did December 26th become a holliday...jesus' birthday was on sunday the 25th not monday the 26th....I know consumers, we didn't get our beloved extra day off work, but...
Posted by Andy on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:48:00 PST

Polo shirts are NOT just for fat people

It was recently broght to my attention that standard Polo style shirts are for fat people only. This is not true. Although I am a bit on the heavy side, there are plenty of other "non-heavy" people wh...
Posted by Andy on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:51:00 PST