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jerome

I am here for Friends

About Me

i'm retarded. i also like chris burke, taking long walks on the beach, and pretending to be a collie. sometimes i think about joining a circus.

My Interests

long walks on the beach and pretending to be a collie.

I'd like to meet:

people willing to sleep with anyone because i'm ugly, pathetic, and as retarded as corky in life goes on (he crashed the family station wagon).

Music:

life goes on by the beatles (it was the theme song of the show life goes on, which is about retarded people, sort of like me).

Television:

life goes on

My Blog

chris burke i'm between your legs

i like pretending to be a collie. when you're retarded like me you can pretty much do anything that you want. when i pretend to be a collie i can sniff people's asses and they just feel sorry for me...
Posted by jerome on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST