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Professor Sinister

About Me

Mostly here to keep up with the Radio Free Satan Forum for now, so I doubt I'll be around much. Found a few familiar faces around here already, but I will probably not have a particularly extensive bio here for some time -- if at all.


I'm not really 100 years old, or an Aires, but I like to keep my birth date to myself. Even though the birth date is not explicitly given on mySpace, it's possible to determine using the search engine here so I decided that April 1, 1905 was good.

Not that it's such a huge secret, and most of the time I'll tell whoever asks, but there are two reasons for my hesitation...

1) It happens to be on a date that, once you know it, cannot be forgotten, and so I don't like to hand it out irresponsibly. Otherwise on that date for the rest of your life, you will think of me.

For example, an old friend of mine had a birthday on Christmas day, and I still remember that. I forgot my *own mother's* birthday once, but this guy -- never.


2) Many times people will contact you on your birthday and expect you to dance for their entertainment, you end up telling everyone the same stories, as if the last five people that called didn't ask you what was "new".


It's one day of the year that *you* should be entertaining *me*, so don't call up and ask questions!