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DodgeThisBullet

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

i don't pay attention to detail. i don't like small talk. at times i am a negative nancy. i hate people who think they are starving artists but are really just starving cokeheads. i hate lousy tippers and lousy drivers. i dont like it when complete strangers send me messages when i obviously have a boyfriend. i hate cell phones and television. i don't care for george bush or his following. i don't like sneaky broads or people that can't spell. i don't like guys that spend more time in the mirror than i do... ....and i will KILL anybody that tries to fuck OR fuck with Kenny Hale.

My Interests

meteorology, collecting stamps and matchbooks, garage sales, flea markets, soup, snow peas, arts n' farts n' crafts.

Music:

oldies and classic rock

Movies:

best in show and wet hot american summer.

Television:

t.v. is a nickname and nicknames are for friends and television is no friend of mine.

Books:

breakfast of champions, choke, nine stories, the book your church doesn't want you to read, anything by kurt vonnegut or j.d. salinger.