About Me

formed after partying with Suffocation... dickplate was born on a Hooters table in Houston Texas, where all buffets are possible spectrums of art.how many times have you played with your food? hell, there is even an old saying about this event. must be something..eh? might as well make a damn offensive sculpture or relief (if you will) to leave behind to make some miserable waitress's night. help helps to set a descent tip by what appears to be testicles with french-frie pubes.fun for the fukin family.

My Interests

lewd conduct, insult, friendly outbursts of laughter influenced by the kindest of weeds.

I'd like to meet:

aspiring dickplate sculptors of the 3rd kind. post them on this page as comments... and tell us your story. we are forming a website so we can host contests for tattoos and death metal show tickets + backstage quite possibly. we shall see where this dumb adventure takes us. anyone can make a dickplate!!!! we will be compliling a book as well in the near future.....featuring pics and an instructional on how to utilize the full platter.

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Music:

anything playing in Hooters inspires Dickplate creativity.

Movies:

give them all a chance...then say it sucked.

Television:

sometimes usefull and entertaining. yes. we like it.

Books:

cookbooks, fetish, hustler, perfect 10 grandmas do it best.

Heroes:

hooter girls