Finding clever ways to recycle the tritone. Finding not-so-clever ways to eat a burrito (hey, I just want the damn thing in my digestive tract.) Hoping that the original Black Sabbath will still manage to do something new and cool before they die. In a similar vein, hoping Jesus actually existed and will come back and give me the GI Joe aircraft carrier my Mom would never buy me. In an entirely dissimilar vein, breathing the smoke from scented candles and wondering why exactly this is supposed to be better than real air.
This guy!
Sirens of Titan (everyone loves their own brand, right?), Black Sabbath, Cathedral, Clutch, Living Colour, Mars Volta, Mr. Bungle, Bob Dylan, Springsteen, Midnight Oil, Fates Warning, Dexter Gordon, Sleep, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Neko Case, Ryan Adams, Loudon Wainwright (NOT his no-talent kids, though), Tom Waits, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dan Bern
Grosse Point Blank, First Blood, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Pi, Closer, Apocalypse Now, anything by the Coen Brothers, ditto for Stanley Kubrick, ALMOST anything by Kevin Smith (I'm lookin' at YOU, Mallrats!), Star Wars
The Office (US, Brit), 30 Rock, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Aqua Teen, Nova, Austin City Limits
Salman Rushdie, Don DeLillo, Jonathon Franzen, Umberto Eco, Philip Roth, Stephen Hawking, Brian Greene, John Steinbeck, Mark Twain, C.S. Lewis, Norman Mailer, A.S. Byatt
Your Mom's Mom.