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KEN-TITTIES

First, thank your breasts...and then thank your daddy

About Me

i come from the land of corn and porn (hawkeyes, baby!)...... i am one of the few people that i know who truly enjoys a turnip. i cook like your favorite grandma. i will out dance the gayest of the gay. i love my husband, my friends (which, i am glad that i don't have to specify "true"....because, to the best of my knowledge, the folks who i call friends truly care about me, and aren't just yankin my chain. guess i'm just lucky), and, even though i am broke most of the time, i love my life. i am still very fond of boys with tattoos, but greg is the only one that i want covered in honey. the end.

My Interests

making clothes from table cloths ........ loud music and loud people ......... tattoos ........ a good vodka or gin tonic .......... belts ......... potty humor .......... road trips .......... talking shit @ shows (hey tom foolery- i swear i liked you guys) ......... kissing and groping ....... public embarrassment ........... goddamn ebay ........ shoes ........... organic origami ........ laughing at stuff that's not all that funny .......... frowning in the face of stupidity .......... making amends. amen

I'd like to meet:

geeks, nerds, amputies, music lovers, porn stars, artists, chefs, my paternal grandfather (i hear he was an animal in the sack) ew that was just wrong, people who aren't offended by that last comment, comedians, communists, other like-minded individuals, those with whom i share no common interests, alcoholics, assholes, etc....people out to have a damn good time for as little money as possible, and without harming anyone in the process. grown folks who have their shit together and don't walk around searching for someone to blame. it ain't me, man.....own your OWN shit.

Music:

THE CHARIOT!!!!, of montreal, peaches (that bitch is filthay!!), new order, aesop rock, busdriver, immortal technique, bloc party, feist, haste the day, from first to last, detatchment kit, jucifer, the postal service, death cab, cursive, stevie wonder, eazy-e, mclusky, the rapture, criteria, bloodhound gang, hilltop distillery, the sump pumps, atmosphere, jawbreaker, modest mouse, the blow, bikini kill, tv on the radio, three dog night, humans bow down, cwa, mallory, bright eyes (i know it's gay), propagandhi, afi (older stuff), yeah yeah yeahs, the kills, saves the day, the pixies, murder city devils, phantom planet, dismemberment plan, morsel, fotos, jeff buckley, karate, devo, crooked fingers, fantomas, elvis costello, another bad creation, interpol,the prophecy (band from burlington,iowa- but if you ever get the chance to check them out do so), buddy holly, reggie and the full effect, chalk, and much, much, much more.........

Movies:

mommy dearest, gummo, the karen carpenter story, vanilla sky, what dreams may come, kids, chasing the dragon, crappy b-horror flicks from the 80's, scarface, f9/11, donnie darko, the last unicorn, dark crystal, the princess bride, pumping iron (dude, ahnold totally smokes a doobie while wearing a t-shirt that says "arnold is numero uno"), rocky horror picture show, the elephant man, documentaries of all kinds, porn

Television:

this old house and aqua teen hunger force (on demand)are the only shows that i will admit to watching. i'm afraid that the rest of my viewing material is far too gay to share with the general public. i do so hope you understand.

Books:

chuck klosterman is living the life i should be living. he is king. jenny and the jaws of life, superfudge, heartbreaking work of staggering genius, chuck palahniuk is king-shit, david sedaris rocks my eyeballs, webster's unabridged dictionary, another roadside attraction, idiot's guide to yoga, love signs, juxtapoz (i know it's not a book, it's a magazine. screw off, you!)

Heroes:

myself....considering the b.s i've been thru, and the fact that i don't use any of it as an excuse to be an asshole/nut case. it didn't kill me, i'm still here......i can grow from that. can you?

My Blog

sprung has spring

Well folks....today is a beauty.....wouldn't you agree?  Its enough to make a lady wanna change up her myspace tunes. Despite the fact that i have mind-numbing cramps, and my car no longer produc...
Posted by KEN-TITTIES on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 02:44:00 PST

golden showers bring may flowers

there is nothing better in life than waking up to the sound of your roomate taking a piss. i'm serious here, folks. i would rather hear his tinklin' in the toilet than my alarm clock anyday. it was...
Posted by KEN-TITTIES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST