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Jeoaf

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About Me

I just recently learned a new trick. Betcha can't guess what it is. I want to control what's on TV. I think then, and only then, I would take time out of my day to watch it. Here are two good examples of what I would play. All day. EVERY day.

My Interests

I like music. I like good music. I hear a lot of music. A lot of it is bad.

I'd like to meet:

People who are physically unable to use bad words. Its a medical condition that has baffled scientists and doctors for decades and I find it absolutely fucking freakish.

Music:

Among many, many others: Wu Tang. No others, actually.

Movies:

The only movie I've ever seen was Cabin Fever. The plot held my attention for the full 94 minutes. Good job.

Television:

The Broadway adaptation of Meatballs adapted for the small screen by Bernard Smalls in 3 part mini-series form.

Books:

Myspace Page Layouts for Dummies vol. II

Heroes:

Hockey fanatics.

My Blog

A band is what we call it

Okay, so it seems that this Circuit Slomo thing kinda worked out the other night. I liked doing it, Keith liked doing it, so we decided that we need to probably play out again sometime in the near fut...
Posted by Jeoaf on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:11:00 PST

I've made a huge mistake

Last night after I got out of work, I went home and enjoyed a bacon chee in front of the latter half of Arrested Development season 3. The show was good, the bacon chee was not. After wrapping things ...
Posted by Jeoaf on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 03:01:00 PST

Where'd my time go?!

October has proven to be, by far, the busiest month for me the past couple years. But somehow, I cannot seem to figure out where the hell all my time is going this time around! I mean, we're not ...
Posted by Jeoaf on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST

I am becoming a black man

Yup. Its true. Over the past few years, my body has decided that it is going to go ahead and up the pigment on the fronts of my shins and on the insides of my ankles. Nowhere else. Just ther...
Posted by Jeoaf on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 02:33:00 PST

Meeting girls is easy

Okay, so you wanna hear an amusing story? If not, quit reading.   So, I work downtown at this bar called Walter's on Washington. For those of you unfamiliar with, or not from the Housto...
Posted by Jeoaf on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST

My South By week. Watch as I name drop like there is no tomorrow!

You got 3 hours to read about my stupid week? Okay then, proceed.   Last week was so damned busy, man. It was insane! I had so much fun, but I'm totally paying for it with my voice right now. Whi...
Posted by Jeoaf on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST

The speed of the prepubescent clown boy

I've got this song stuck in my head. It was never released officially so the version I have in my head is a really bad quality bootleg. And to make matters worse, its just this one little riff going o...
Posted by Jeoaf on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:15:00 PST

Damn near stream of consciousness

This is the second night out of three that I've ended up sleeping in a home other than my own and on a couch, in my clothes. If we were on tour at the present time, this may be an acceptable way ...
Posted by Jeoaf on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 11:14:00 PST

Cold feelings in the night

Who's awesome and caught the Social D reference in the subject title? Yeah, right. Liar.   So right now I'm cold and alone in a house full of people. Its one of the more eerie feelings I've exper...
Posted by Jeoaf on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 10:09:00 PST

An occasion probably not worthy of note

Wow. I'm really tired right now. I've been sitting in front of this god forsaken machine all day long and have gotten an uncommonly great amount of work done. Today I was all but offered two jobs with...
Posted by Jeoaf on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 05:01:00 PST