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camden noir

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About Me


Etsy: Your place to buy & sell all things handmade
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nobody knows anything about me and i like it that way...
i want to live in a place where nobody knows my name...
i want to live in a small apartment on the 15th floor on a new york sky rise...
likes...
i like the contrast of blue-green and orange...
i like people with ambition...
i like elephants...
i like listening to the ambiance of passing cars and birds chirping wherever i go...
i like fixed gear bikes...
i like making t shirts...
i like school, oddly enough...
i like maple smelling candles...
i like chocolate covered mint oreos (boxes of them at a time)...
i like walking in the rain...
i like to inspire people...
i like chai tea...
i like eating breakfast at dinner time...
i like drawing...
i like broccoli. and i know how to spell it properly.
i like green apples and peanut butter together...
i like chines buffets...
i like to tell stories that dont have an ending so people wonder what the rest of the story is about...
i like watching the sunset on the pier at topsail island when its raining...
i like girls that dont care about what they look like but dress nice accidentally...
i like staying in on sunday and wasting the day away in bed...
i like winter...
i like word based board games...
i like the way wet ground smells...
i like ginger ale but i dont drink soda...
i like sleeping in the cold, wrapped up in a bunch of blankets...
i like cuddling in fresh laundry because its warm and smells good...
i like stencil graffiti that has meaning...
i could live off of finding nemo fruit snacks...
i like doing the cha cha slide with my little brother to embarrass everyone around us...
i like pita pit even though its 900 miles away...
i like late night walks around the SU campus at 4 in the morning...
i like the times after the games we would jump in bushes and walk into unknown parties on euclid street...
i like all my dislikes...
i like that im not perfect...
i like people that accept the fact that i am not perfect...
i like my small apartment...
i like my job...
i like my life...
dislikes...
i dislike cell phones and the fact they are used as exclusionary devices now...
i dislike the word "population"...
i dislike the fact that mexican has become a second language in america. since when have we "cultured" ourself to illegal immigration to the point where america has contemplated changing the national anthem to spanish...
i dislike the idiot who started the sunglasses at night "fashion"... because it's fucking stupid...
i dislike capitalization...
i dislike people who act cool...while they're driving...with their seat practically laying on the backseat
i dislike elevators and the fat people that take them when its only one flight of stairs...
i dislike people that dont rinse their dishes off...
i dislike greedy people who take and give nothing back...you know who you are...
i dislike hypocrites...
i dislike people who make fun of other people with intentions to belittle them to make themselves feel better...
i dislike people who say "myspace is for people who lack relationship capabilities" and then make a profile...
i dislike television so much i threw mine away...
i dislike when truck drivers pass each other just to piss off the line of cars behind them...
i dislike people who eat chinese food with a fork...
i dislike people who dont accept other peoples imperfections...
i dislike people who back into parking spaces...
i dislike umbrellas...
i dislike people who hang up the handicapped parking sign on their rearview because they are too lazy to walk...
i dislike religion for many reasons...
i dislike how people can legally drink and still live in their parents house...
i dislike the military...every form of it
i dislike arrogant people...
the words that i myself could not say any better...i present to you...
.. ..
luke pickett!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Myspace Layouts by Pimp-My-Profile.com

Music:

to me is like aromatic candles to a hippy...

Movies:

why did i waste time on someone who was unwilling to waste time back?

Television:

is ruining your life

Books:

i finished writing my second book and dont have a publisher/agent. any help anyone can give me would help...

Heroes:

"we dont need heroes anymore, all we need is someone to take the recycling out"

My Blog

animal (rough draft)

    After one or two, I stopped counting.  I try not to think about my job while I'm doing it.  It's just easier that way.      Somewhere, there is someone...
Posted by camden noir on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 03:43:00 PST

what is wrong with people?

since when has entertainment been euphomized to beating the shit out of a defenseless person?  or hitting someone in the head with a folding chair when they arent looking? when the fuck has the w...
Posted by camden noir on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 02:08:00 PST

monks set themself ablaze as a nonviolent demonstration...what are you doing with your life?

let me ask you a question...would you be able to endure such pain for your entire life until you come to the realization that, that pain meant nothing to anybody but yourself.  its funny how some...
Posted by camden noir on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:06:00 PST

the epitome of dickhead fucking pathetic redneck americans...

i feel that it is important to establish my point in the beginning and to later reiterate it in the end, that point being "be cautious of your surroundings, whether you drive a car or are 4 minutes fr...
Posted by camden noir on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:09:00 PST

new shirts...

everything is hand printed on american apparel.  small through large.  i have some extra larges for the fattys (haha) but only on certain shirts.  also i am thinking of printing the bui...
Posted by camden noir on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:38:00 PST

rants and raves...i wear my sunglasses at night...

so recently it has taken lot for me to get upset or angry, that being the thought of people devoting themselves to a fictitious character (god)...people idolizing modern day "celebrities," and sugar f...
Posted by camden noir on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

some old shit i just found...

i feel intoxicated with the amnesia of toxins i like to euphomise as "love"every girl i see holds the same facial characteristics as her, although infused with different colored hair and at times diff...
Posted by camden noir on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 06:59:00 PST

unanswered questions...

if i suddenly went blind, would you still look in my eyes? what happens when I grow old? and all my stories have been told? will your heart still race for me?  or will it march to a new beat? ...
Posted by camden noir on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 01:08:00 PST

how to build a home...

theres colors you can smell.  like autumn leaves falling from trees that are dying and dead.  theres flavors you can feel.  like poison on your tongue as you kiss me before you fall asl...
Posted by camden noir on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

a glass can only spill what it contains...

you watched me like a 10 car highway wreck as i finished the last puff of my ciggarette.  cars piled up, one on top of the other as you broke your neck watching until you began another wreck.&nbs...
Posted by camden noir on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:25:00 PST