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Mi Kerosene

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About Me


Mister Wolfskins - Nat and Tony's little boy
In my nutshell: I... was born in Long Beach, CA, moved to San Juan Capistrano / San Clemente area in the 5th grade, eventually moved back to Long Beach when I was 19, where I lived from 1981 to 1990 - the "first boyfriend" period. I later moved to Santa Monica, then Hollywood, and then I moved to San Francisco where I lived from 1995 to 2000 in the Mission (24th and Hampshire... where "rocka" and "chiva" flowed in abundance right down the street). Shortly after, I woke up in LA$ VEGA$, my mission apparently to, ahem, straighten up my act, and also to help my mom take care of my grandma and grandpa. My grandma, Nini, died in 2001, so now my mom and I take care of my 87 year old grapdpa. I believe I have a good sense of humor, am somewhat eccentric (read kooky), love life, love MUSIC, hate hypocrites, love SEX, love PORN (Scorpio has doomed me to it), I have a strong sense of justice and fairness, and love dancing to the point that "I'll dance for food" if unemployed.
I'm a "balanced" Scorpio...yeah right! Well, that's my Libra rising, which means I try to balance my excesses...some of the time, other times I'm obsessive about computers and just about anything else I'm into at the moment. Scorpio's are at their best when they're not balanced... if you know what I mean, wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
I love gadgets, computers and programming, people watching, odd ideas, philosophy, and truth. I'm not into small talk or small minds.
I love meeting new people that have not closed their minds to new ideas, that are goofy, witty, and/or funny, and that help me to see different perspectives in life, and that see the humor in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"If there's one thing I like better than sucking cock, it's kicking ass!" -- from a GAY porno who's name I can't remember. So, if you can name the porno from which that phrase originates, YOU KNOW YOUR PORN. It's as simple as that.

A memento - snagged from a B.A.R.T. train (when I was living it) - San Francisco - 1996


DASH SNOW - NYC Poloroids
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My Interests

In Case of Emergency Break Heart(kitsch version 2)

the Cat and Canary Succumb to the Smiling Crystal Skull -- Gidget Gein
These are a few of my favorite things... Computers, Programming, Music, Winter & Fall, Bacon and Eggs, Hairy Legs, Facial Hair, Red Bull, Laguna Beach, Old Condemned Buildings, Carnivals, Graffiti, Thunder & Lightning, Thuggish Latinos, Music, Altered or Enhanced Perception, William S. Burroughs, Absurd Situations, Pia Zadora, Mmmkay?, Irony, Thugs, Trailer Trash, Porn, Dancing, Solitude, Dreaming, Architecture, Gadgets, Bleeding Edge Technology, Hackerdom, Human Error, The Cosmic Muffin, Understanding the Human Condition, Chill People, Darkness, Towlie & Butters, The Long Beach Pike - R.I.P., The Queen Mary, Lots of Trees and Greenery, Mission San Juan Capistrano, Swallows, Swallowing, Cruising, Colorful People, Conversations with Intelligent People, Dumb People for the Contrast, Decay, People Watching, Bad Toupee's...Mr. Man., Cannabis & Canibals..., Old Cemetaries, Nini, Momma, Bobby-Pinhead, Pepper & Colonel Mustard, Jeremy's Luxiariant Goatee, ... The Sound of Music (duh)

I'd like to meet:

W.S. BurroughsHairy Brazilians, Hairy (and not so hairy) Latinos, and others that float my boatRadicals...faeries or otherwiseLoveable thugs and other street toughsNoam Chomsky / Albert Hoffman / Aldous Huxley / Albert Einstein / Alan TuringSteve JobsMark Pauline - Survival Research Labratories

SRL Contemplates A Million Inconsiderate Experiments

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Music:



In no particular order: Styles: Dance, Electro, House / Acid House, some Trance, Turntablism (DJ...), Big Band, Jazz, Folk & Neo-Folk, Indie, Industrial, PUNK, Hardcore, Dinosaur Rock;

The Cult, Einstürzende Neubauten, Nymphs, Gaye Bykers On Acid, DJ Shadow, Moloko, Boards of Canada, Mazzy Star, Hope Sandoval, Stereolab, Charlie Parker, Goldie, The Chemical Brothers, Mudhoney, Cabaret Voltaire, Minor Threat, Fugazi, Soundgarden, Pixies, Dead Can Dance, Tosca, Spiritualized, Cocteau Twins, Led Zeppelin, Joy Division, The Cramps, Coil, Severed Heads, Throbbing Gristle, Kid Koala, Bebel Gilberto, The Postal Service, Legendary Pink Dots, Edward Ka-Spel, The Tear Garden, Spacemen 3, The Damned, Revolting Cocks, Kruder & Dorfmeister, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, The Gun Club,

Jeffrey Lee Pierce - R.I.P.

B-52s, Mr Scruff, Nurse with Wound, My Morning Jacket, The Germs, TSOL, Peace Orchestra, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, The Birthday Party Soft Cell, Bomb the Bass, Marc Almond, Saint Etienne, Test Department, Chris and Cosey, 45 Grave, Afrika Bambaataa, The Nymphs, Motor Head, Opal, Celebrity Skin, C.T.I., Pigeonhed, Greater Than One, Einsterzende Neubauten, Antony and The Johnsons, Iron and Wine, Devendra Banhart, Barry Adamson, Crime and the City Solution, Kid Congo Powers, Beth Orton, Super Furry Animals, Cat Power, Scout Niblett, Dead Meadow, Gnarls Barkley, The Breeders, The Amps, Psychic Ills, Scratch Acid, Little Annie (Anxiety), Butter 08, Panda & Angel, Wire, The Wooden Shjips, Blues Control, Grinderman, MGMT, John & Jehn and many, many more.

Movies:

Oldboy, Ghosts... of the Civil Dead, The Chumscrubber, 2001 a Space Odyssey, A Clockwork Orange, Lolita, Hero, 28 Days Later, The Sound of Music, Doctor Zhivago, Wings of Desire, Alphaville, All About Eve, The Bad Seed, The Towering Inferno, The Poseidon Adventure, Victor Victoria, The Women, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf?, Kung Fu Hustle, Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956), Taxi Zum Klo, Vintage Gay Porn, Salo - 120 Days of Sodom, The Corporation (docu), Das Testament des Dr. Mabuse, Hapiness, Brick (2005), Meet the Feebles, The Descent,
Film Noir, especially: Kiss Me Deadly, D.O.A.

Television:

Little Britain, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, The Simpsons, Strangers with Candy, Oz, Reno 911, Nova, Are You Being Served?, Roseanne, Absolutely Fabulous, Kids in the Hall, Bewitched, Dave Chapelle, Turner Classic Movies (TCM), Hr Puff'n'stuff, Adult Swim: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Robot Chicken, Animal Planet (Meerkat Manor...)

Books:



The Shining Naked Lunch, Naked (David Sedaris), The Power of Myth, The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success, Common Lisp The Language, PiHKAL, TiHKAL

Heroes:

Noam Chomsky + W.S. Burroughs + Aldous Huxley.. ..