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wayne

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About Me

I'm Currently working as a DJ in and around the Oldham area and live with my partner and kids. I'm part of an up and coming band too called Up-Lift. My role is lead vocalist and we should have some big news to share with you very soon. I don't want to say too much but if you want to know anything just ask : )

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My Interests

Music, Footie , comedy writing and cooking. Oh and now i am apparently a spod because i spend too many hours on the net sometimes. I am also an Oldham Athletic fan! come on you blues!!!!! As part of my writing i love to meet new people and different personalities because there's nothing stranger than people! *****


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I'd like to meet:

Elvis, Oasis, Terry Wogan, Andy Mcnab and Chris Ryan. Oh and that guy off the cillit bang advert! i'd love to punch him one! and who let's their bathroom get that skanky anyway the dirty bastard.Oh and Jeremy Clarkson. Top Gear is the Bollocks. I'd also like to meet anybody i've upset or pissed off over the last few years and appologise but then again fuck em! they must have deserved it(joke).I must meet the messiah Billy Connolly too. Oh and my surgeon to ask him why he unneccessarily shaved half of my pubic hair off?(true story) with no apparent reason too? Most of all i'd like to have a drink with Noel and Liam Gallagher just to tell them that their music has been the soundtrack to my youth.

Music:

Oasis, Stone Roses, Charlatans, Happy Mondays, I'll be here all day! i love most music apart from EMBRACE,(the only band that can cock up a Coldplay record). I'm a massive general pop fan too and have around 40.000 records.

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Movies:

Bravo two zero, Rambo's, Rocky's and all that kind of stuff. Mr Brooks is a great film too!

Television:

Never mind the buzzcocks, Shameless, Top gear, Ray mears stuff,and tons of other stuff. *****

Books:

Andy Mcnab, Chris Ryan, Stephen King and where's wally. Remote Control is the bees knees. I've just read Chris Ryans/Blackout and i have to say what a book! best one i've ever read.
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Heroes:

Andy Mcnab, Chris Ryan,Ricky Holden, Alan Shearer, Terry Wogan, Homer J Simpson, Noel gallagher, Ray Mears. Recently dave chapelle! His comedy is hilarious!

My Blog

The bands latest review!!!

"First up are the most entertaining band I think I may have seen in ten years of on-line reviewing. UP-LIFT are certainly a motley crew. Think Robbie Williams out on licence, accompanied by a musical ...
Posted by wayne on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:49:00 PST

Cracking headlines!

THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:......:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /> Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that!] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police ...
Posted by wayne on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:49:00 PST

How bad do you want it lyrics and biography

How bad do you want it? Verse 1   Ice Station zebra I've got the fever Blue haze and crazy days You gotta keep your faith   verse 2   Pouring down in my home town Got the fever in my ve...
Posted by wayne on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:26:00 PST

Carnival fever!

Me and the lads are playing a gig at Oldham carnival Saturday 23rd of June if anyone from Oldham fancies seeing us we'll be on stage in Alexandra park at 5pm. And for my Failsworth buddies i'll be dji...
Posted by wayne on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST

Dreams

Last night i dreamt i was being attacked whilst sat on a chair in a room.(Like an interogation), and i shouted stop you can't do this i'm Jewish? Why i said that i don't know? I had a few dreams lastn...
Posted by wayne on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:46:00 PST

Oasis will knock the socks off U2

I was listening to Oasis the other day on my head phones whilst walking through Manchester and had a real uplifting experience. Stop the clocks and bring it on because tonight matthew i'm gonna be a r...
Posted by wayne on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:49:00 PST