Well if u know me u prolly know me as the fat guy with the fro. and if u dont know me then go to talking to me. i can be an ass but i can also be really cool and funny if u are on my good side i can get along with most people but people who think they are the best and are never wrong and it is there way or the highway can suck my nuts. and if u cant tell from my pics i have a fro and i love it. it is a defining part of me and helps people find me. even in dark rooms. i need something to do more often so if u live around me then we can hang. i like punk but im not a punk. i like metal but im not a metalhead. im just Josh. im an invividual. not like on of those fuckin scean or emo kids. they think their an individual but they are really just fuckin pussy ass bitches who wear uniforms. they are fallowers not leaders. i need a job so if u can help me out man. .............. my hobbies are playing videogames, watching anime, and hurting people (dont judge me i just like it becouse it is just so fun) .....................
my AIM SM is bear7902000 if u have AIM message me just add @hotmail.com for my msn shit........................................................
.................this is a quote from a kick ass movie called trainspotting....
CHOOSE LIFE.CHOOSE A JOB. CHOOSE A CAREER. CHOOSE A FAMILY. CHOOSE A FUCKING BIG TELIVISION. CHOOSE WASHING MACHINES, CARS, COMPACT DISC PLAYERS, AND ELECTRICAL TIN OPENERS, CHOOSE GOOD HEALTH, LOW CHOLESTEROL, AND DENTAL INSURANCE. CHOOSE FIXED INTEREST MORTGAGE REPAYMENTS. CHOOSE A STARTER HOME. CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS CHOOSE LEISUREWEAR, AND MATCHING LUGGAGE. CHOOSE A THREE-PEICE SUITE ON HIREPURCHASE IN A RANGE OF FUCKING FABRICS. CHOOSE DIY AND WONDERING WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE ON A SUNDAY MORNING. CHOOSE SITTING ON THAT COUCH WATCHING MIND-NUMBING, SPIRIT- CRUSHING GAME SHOWS, STUFFING FUCKING JUNK FOOD INTO YOU'RE MOUTH. CHOOSE ROTTING AWAY AT THE END OF IT ALL, PISSING YOUR LAST IN A MISIERABLE HOME, NOTHING MORE THAN AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE SELFISH, FUCKED UP BRATS SPAWNED TO REPLACE YOURSELF CHOOSE YOUR FUTURE CHOOSE LIFE
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Ultimate Survey (377 questions long)
time started: 7:35
full name: Joshua Earle Markell
nickname(s): Bear, oger, fatboy
birthday: september 7 1990
where were you born: Hollywood
zodiac sign: Virgo
height: 20'10......lol..jk....like 6'2
weight: 280
hair color: brown
eye color: green bitches
shoe size: 13/14
ring size: fuck if i know ho
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): tan a little
blood type: not fuckin shure
grade: junior
GPA: like one billion
siblings: 3..2 older bros...one younger bro
tattoos: none yet. crimson skull at 18
piercings: nope...never
hobbies: video games...cooking
favorite
color: green/black/blood red
food: shrimp
candy: aba zaba
type of cheese: monteray jack bitches
pizza topping: black olives
salad dressing: thousand island
sandwich: meatball...yes i did say ball and meat in the same sentance
cereal: coco puffs
fruit: cats???
vegetable: dogs??
berry: straw
cake: poop pie
book: hitchikers guide fags
movie: not fuckin shure...there are lots
magazine: smut is always good
newspaper: fuck that...fuckin polititions
tv show: simpsons/good eats/hellsing
website: i guess myspace
radio station: k roq
font: old english shit
cartoon character: froghorn leghorn
artist (painter): picockso
actor: fags
actress: id fuck lots of them..to many hot ones
cd: fuck....only own 2 real ones
song: not fuckin shure cock head
music group: bad religion
music type: punk/metal
day of the week: saturday
month: september
season: winter
holiday: christmas
shampoo: as long as it smells good im fine with it
conditioner: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
number: 7
phrase: "ill do whatever it takes to win"-not shure who
store: Targetto
weather: COLD!!!!!!!!!!
restaurant: do strip joints count??
channel: food network/G4
teacher: mr. Gray the histoy one from 10th grade
weekend activity: hanging with my friends
hangout: target
house color: black
sport to watch: football
sport to play: football
animal: BEAR
flower: venus fly trap
guy's name: Dante
girl's name: damien
board game: axis and allies
party game: who is in my mouth
story from childhood: frosty the pervert
body part: =) im a guy ( . )( . )
have you ever
been on a train: yup a long time ago
been on a plane: nope
been in a car accident: yup. in a small crapy car
caused a car accident: dont think so
run into a wall: to many times
burned a potato chip: not shure how to do that
almost burned the house down: maby. dont rembeber
smoked: nope
been drunk: nope
been high: nope
broken the law: yup
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): yup
kissed someone of the opposite sex: nope =*(
kissed someone of the same sex: never =)...laithe has though
frenched an animal: on accident
made out: nope =*(...but if u want to tell me (girls only)
had cyber sex: dont think so
gotten engaged: only in games
had an online relationship: for like 30 min.
been rejected by a crush: yup.
loved: dont know what love is
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: yup =) not in a long time though
cried in public: not since i was like 2
cried over a movie: maby one tear but not anything more
fallen asleep in a movie theater: fuck that. i paid im watching the whole thing
given someone a bath: not yet...but in my porn carrear i might
been to a boarding school: never. fuck that shit
been home-schooled: fuck that shit
lost a valuable item: yup....$80
bungee jumped: i fuckin wish
skied: fuck yuppies
met the president: fuck him. i will bomb him for fun
met a celebrity: the guy from saved by the bell
gotten a cavity: i bet
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: fuck those fags
made a prank call: my name is cornholio my bung hole goes raaakakakakak
skipped school: not on purpose
faked sick to get out of school: nope
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: yup
climbed a tree: who hasent
fallen from a tree: who hasent
broken a bone: nope...im not dumb
sprained anything: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
passed out: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
made yourself pass out: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
been to disney world: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
been to a theme park (not disney): fuck yah. i love roller coasters
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): nope
made a model volcano (working model): yup. i killed lots of little islanders with it
made a clover leaf with your tounge: right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
past
what did you do yesterday: hung with chris
memory you miss the most: ???????????????????????
memory you want to forget: to many
something you regretted after it was done: to many
the last
song you heard: the virus-my life my world
cd you bought: never bought one
thing you said: cats=your moms vagina
time you cried: not shure
movie seen in a theater: 007 casino royal
thing you ate: fried chicken
person who called: chris
nail polish shade worn: never worne it
time you showered: not shure
person who complimented you: to many
at this moment
what are you listening to: misfits-some kind of hate
what are you wearing: im naked =)
what are you thinking: ( . )( . )
what are you scared of most: nothing really
how many people are on your buddy list: like 24
future
occupation: chef with my own restraunt
marriage site: dont really care
honeymoon: ^^^^^^^^^^
place to live: not shure
kids: dont care. no more than 3 though
car: viper
what are you doing tomorrow: not fuckin shure
do you think george bush will be reelected: fuck no
will there be a wwIII: whene i cause it yes
will politics ever be truthful: fuck no
will humanity snuff itself out: probebly
can the gov. be changed: yes but i need to do it
friends
best friend: Chris/AJ/Jack
funniest: Chris/AJ
silliest: ^^^^^
loudest: Jack
quietest: laithe/charlie
craziest: Chris
calmest: not shure. i can make any of them mad though..it is my talent
skinniest: laithe
best secret keeper: not shure. dont trust anyone with them
worst secret keeper: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
the one you have but don't want: not shure
smartest: laithe
preppiest: fuck those assholes
peppiest: ^^^^^^^^^^^^
most hyper: laithe on most occasions
hottest: cant tell =)
weirdest: probebly chris
biggest pervert: CHRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
most annyoing: adrian
shyest: fuck if i know
most religious: dont really have many of those
do you believe in
heaven: yup
hell: i live there
angels: i am one
devil: i am the devil so y wouldent i
god: yup.
buddha: he is my bitch
aliens: kinda
ghosts: not really
spirit (soul): sorta
soulmates: not really
reincarnation: not really
love at first sight: dont know what love is..just lust
karma: yup
love in general: look up 2
luck: fuck yes
yourself: how cant i
crush
who and when was your first crush: wont tell but it was in like 3rd grade
any now: to many
a celebrity crush: dont have one
who do you want to be with right now: a good looking girl
whos number do you want: ^^^^^^^^^^^
who do you want to kiss: ^^^^^^^^^^^
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: everything
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: not shure
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: not shure. havent had the chance to test it out
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: guess
what do you look for personality-wise: nice...funny...a little weird...basically like me
biggest turn on: guess ( . )( . )
biggest turn off: guess 8=========D
something thay weat that turns you on: nothing
something they wear that turns you off: lots
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: dont care
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: nothing
what do you wear on a coffee date: fuck if i know
is it right to flirt if you're taken: not shure
is cyber cheating: nope
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: fuck if i know
who would you like to take to the prom: a good looking girl
do you want to hug somebody right now: kindah
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: yup =)
describe
mellow: sometimes
melancholy: not fuckin shure
the perfect date: probebly
the perfect mate: yup =)
how m&m's are made: a cat poops out monkeys who eat apples then they puke out m&ms
why manhole covers are round: becouse you are fat
one or the other
coke/pepsi: pepsi
sprite/7-up: sprite
boxers/briefs: boxers fag
gold/silver: gold
vanilla/chocolate: iv got jungle feaver
flowers/candy: candy =)..im fat
book/magazine: book
tv/radio: TV
glass half empty/half full: empty
democrat/republican: not shure
colored pencils/markers: markers
coffee/tea: coffee
sun/moon: moon
day/night: night deerrrererererere
hot/cold: cold
dog/cat: dog all the way
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: not shure asshole
blue/purple: blue
plumber/trashman: neither
jeans/shorts: neither
long distance relationship/none: not shure
mechanical/regular pencil: mech
matt/ben: both are fags
that 70's show/simpsons: SIMPSONS
kelso/eric: Eric
donna/jackie: both at the same time
bart/lisa: bart
romeo/juliet: juliet..she is a girl
romantic comedy/thriller: dont care. as long as i get some ny the end of the date
nsync/bsb: both are fags
peanut butter/jelly: jelly
waffles/pancakes: waffles. surype traps
letter/email: letter
florida/california: cali
pizza/burgers: pizza duh
hat/visor: hat
football/rugby: football
iceskating/blading: neiter. both gay
movie at home/in theater: in theater
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: pee
red lipstick: BJ
socks: wacking off
cowtipping: yummy burgers
moulin rouge: hookers
greenland: ice
iceland: green
harry potter: fag. he could have gotten some from hermone
red: blood
blackberry: chuck berry
rose: in the devils garden
rooster: booster
taxes: fuckin govt.
bill clinton: kick ass. one of my heros
whipped cream: nipples
george w. bush: asshole
lollipops: BJ
dreams: BJ
love: BJ
guys: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
south park: sweet
boy bands: ewwwwwwwww gays
pengiuns: yummy
girls: yummy
thong: yummy
death: yummy necrofeliacs
spoons: spooning
junk mail: fuckin porn sites
dairy: haha what a fAG
panties: yummy
your father: kool
pizza: yummy
britney spears: ewww pregoo.
vitamin: V
are you
happy: not realy
sad: not really
religious: not really
bitchy: nope
crazy: u decide
messy: some times
mad: not much
slacker: kindah
nerd: yup. clasification-anime nerd
bookworm: nope
jock: fuck that
preppy: fuckin fags
selfish: sometimes
giving: not really
obsessive: nope
violent: hells yah
calm: most of the time
peaceful: kindah
mellow: yup
eccentric: not shure what that is
caring: some times. depends on who it is
untrustworthy: nope. can trust me with anything
loyal: fuck yah. but if u betray me u ant getting another chance
patriotic: kindah
perverted: hells yah
colorful: im not black if that is what u are asking
artistic: dont think so
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: gray...green...and black
do you shave: one place. guess
where: =)
what color is your razor: green i think
what size is your bed: twin
what color crayon would you be: clear
what are the last four digits of you phone number: poop
feelings ..ion: dont really care. if they want it go for it
how lond does it take you to shower: like from 5-20 min.
what does your screenname mean: in a big guy who was born on 9/7/90
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: dumb..but hot
who so you trust the most: not shure...myself i guess
is cussing a necessity in life: yup. i fuckin love to fuckin do it
how about coffee: it makes me tired
is the world screwed: yup. becouse im still alive
what something you cant live without: your mom
what time did you fall asleep: like 3:30am.
know what 69 means: =). u know
how about 143: not shure
can you live without a microwave: yup. but dot want to
what do think about death: funness
where and when do you want to be married: dont care
do you want to drop out of school: nope
why is the sky blue: becouse of lttle blue alian blood i put up there
what is a good trait about yourself: im a nice guy who can make anyone laugh
what do you always think about: ( . )( . )
what is wrong with your school: to many things to type
what is right with your school: not much
how do you react to change: ok i guess
do you talk to yourself: all the time
what is your opinion on love: not shure
can you afford to lose weight: yup...im a fat ass
what color would you dye your hair: blue...red...black
best thing anyones told you: your a sexy beast
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