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Malice in Underland

Allergic to polyester and Aholes

About Me

Raised by wolves.

"To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde

My Interests


cute and ugly animals,
nice scents, pretty patterns, people when they sleep, cheap drinks, gold in paintings, velvet blankets, vegan banquets, two toned candles, hot baths, long drives, past eras.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever or whatever..as long as you have something in common with me then I'll add you. Unless you're a man-ho, really sweaty, think your a vampire, collect fairies, think clowns are cute, enjoy playing with reptiles, drive a trans am, own a plastic girlfriend, worship satan (just kidding i add satan worshippers). Oh and did i mention people that collect fairies. Creepy!


Music:

Joy Division, Lee hazlewood, Bowie, The Warlocks, Mogwai, Velvet Underground, My Bloody Valentine, Radiohead, Pulp/Jarvis, Clinic, Sonic Youth, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Syd Barrett, Stone Roses, Jesus and Mary Chain, Spacemen 3, Spindrift, The Black Angels, The Kills, Nick Cave...

Movies:

Anything with a nice mix of emotional grab and interpersonal reflection... or just the right amount of blood and guts.

Television:

Coupling, A few bbc shows, Six Feet Under and Ghost Hunters. I'm not the sort that believes "all" TV is a waste of time. Who wants to be productive all the time anyways.

Books:

Albert Camus, Roald Dahl, Chuck Palahniuk, Oscar Wilde, Aldous Huxley, George Orwell, George Carlin, John Robbins. I love art as well. I keep myself surrounded by Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele.

Heroes:

I like this girl.

Manchester just got even cooler!!! :)

"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

My Blog

Costumes for the grown up kid.

Halloweens the best holiday ever and here's one of the many reasons why..........Some parents have decided it's a good idea to dress their kids up as toilets. This costume goes for $40.00. What a deal...
Posted by Malice in Underland on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:31:00 PST

Oh Michael Vick youre just a D*ck!

And I hope you enjoy having it handled by men. I suspect you'll be getting some real loving. Well, if they can get past your herpes. .. ...
Posted by Malice in Underland on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:50:00 PST

Loves soft touch

These are pillows that are actually for sale. Now please don't ask me where you can get one. haha, I will smack you. Really, have people lost their minds? But then again I"m up at 2am spending my time...
Posted by Malice in Underland on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:25:00 PST

A boys story of reincarnation

This is a pretty amazing story. I was lucky enough to run across it awhile back. If anyone watches it let me know what you think. ...
Posted by Malice in Underland on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:28:00 PST

Too smart for my own good

It's rough being sooo totally intelligent. Other people have a hard time grasping my train of thought because well, it's so darn evolved. Just look at my test answers and then maybe you'll understand ...
Posted by Malice in Underland on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:10:00 PST

In and out!

The human body is so complex. It's amazingly impossible for me to even fathom how everything in a persons body has a job and balance to maintain. It only makes me even more confused to why, how and by...
Posted by Malice in Underland on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:16:00 PST

Diggers

  I wanted to share this little tid bit from historys past. Because, at one point atleast  people questioned the benefit of dying with the most toys. What if it had worked.  It's fun to...
Posted by Malice in Underland on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST