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Branson

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About Me

I like Belvedere martinis 1/4 dirty with blue cheese olives. And lots of them. The martinis, not the olives. Although, lots of martinis would mean lots of olives. Just understand... I also like Pabst and Old Style. I have a bird named Willy. I am not an alcoholic. ..

My Interests

Cacti.

I'd like to meet:

Possible contender for worst joke ever: 2 TV antenna got married. The ceremony was awful.... but the reception was fantastic.

Music:

Jellyfish, Soul Coughing, Jamie Cullum, Dag, Hank III, Fair, Me'Shell Ndegocello, Joss Stone, Prince, Muse, The Black Crows, The Black Keys, Counting Crows... Anybody with Crows or Black in their name... Oh, and ROD MOTHATRUCKIN' STEWART. The White Stripes.Evanescence. The Raconteurs. Taking Back Sunday. Fair. Joe Bonamassa. Motion City Soundtrack. Panic! At The Disco. The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Muse. Wolfmother. Mika

Movies:

Team America. Donnie Darko. House of D (watch it, it's good). Matador. Shawn of the Dead. 40 Year Old Virgin. The Ring (1 and 2). Clerks (1 and 2)

Television:

House. The brilliant hospital drama, not some gay ass home remodeling show. It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Family Guy. Nip/Tuck.

Books:

The Daily Adventures of Mixerman. David Sedaris. Dan Brown (so cliche, I know... but his other books are even better than T.D.C.).

My Blog

Petey, and the wonders of being 2.

Your kid wouldn't have hurt himself if you had been watching him. You really should try that next time, instead of staring at your fucking ugly boyfriend. I've never seen eyes quite so close togethe...
Posted by Branson on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:29:00 PST